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Video:Construction Site Accidents

construction site accidents

a compilation of about 7 different construction job site accidents.

Video:Construction Site Accidents - Extended

construction site accidents - extended

including more construction accidents and a few other wierd ones.

apologies about the soundtrack!

Video:Construction Girl

construction girl

4 piece sexy construction worker costume includes hat, vest, denim overall dress and tool belt.

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  • Date 4/20/2007
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Video:Construction At Ground Zero Finally Started

construction at ground zero finally started

yesterday marked the beginning of the construction at ground zero.

construction of the 1,776 ft high freedom tower was finally started after months of disputes between the site’s owners, property developers, city and state agencies and objections by september 11 family members. the families concerns were mostly about the design of the memorial.

as construction trucks drove down the ramp to ground zero, governor george pataki said, "it is going to be a symbol of our freedom and independence."

the freedom tower will be as high as the wtc towers, but an illuminated spire will stretch the building to 1,776 ft.

it is expected that the tower will be finished by 2011, with five other towers completed in 2012. construction on the memorial has also begun.

Video:Construction Guy Destroys Maserati

construction guy destroys maserati

owner of 2001 maserati 3200 gt was overseas and let his younger sister borrow the car. she parked in a no parking zone, and a construction worker tried to move the car with a forklift. construction worker hoisted the car 2metres into the air, at which point it toppled off the fork and landed on its roof.

Video:5 Year Old Construction Worker

5 year old construction worker

here's a truly heartwarming short story about the bond formed between a little 5-year-old girl and some construction workers that will make you believe that we all can make a difference when we give a child the gift of our time. a young family moved into a house, next to a vacant lot. one day, a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot. the young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the workers. eventually the construction crew, all of them "gems-in-the-rough," more or less, adopted her as a kind of project mascot. they chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important. at the end of the first week, they even presented her with a pay envelope containing ten dollars. the little girl took this home to her mother who suggested that she take her ten dollars "pay" she'd received to the bank the next day to start a savings account. when the girl and her mom got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay check at such a young age. the little girl proudly replied, "i worked last week with a real construction crew building the new house next door to us." "oh my goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be working on the house again this week, too?" the little girl replied, "i will, if those assholes at home depot ever deliver the fuckin' sheet rock!"

Video:Fire Breaks Out In Construction Site

fire breaks out in construction site

on october 3, 2007 a fire broke out with lots of black smoke coming out of a building construction site in toronto. 20 firetrucks made it to the scene just minutes later.

Video:Dirty Construction Workers

dirty construction workers

construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. so he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. so the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.

he pointed to his eye meaning "i", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. the man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating.

the worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "what the fuck is your problem!!! i said i needed a hand saw!". the other guy says, "i knew that! i was just trying to tell you - i'm coming!"

Video:Construction Fun

construction fun

an italian, a scotsman and a chinese man, are hired at a construction site. the foreman points out a huge pile of sand. he says to the italian guy, 'you're in charge of sweeping.' to the scotsman he says, 'you're in charge of shoveling.' and to the chinese guy, 'you're in charge of supplies.' he then says, 'now, i have to leave for a little while. i expect you men to make a dent in that pile of sand.' so when the foreman returns after being away for a couple of hours the pile of sand is untouched. he asks the italian, 'why didn't you sweep any of it?' the italian replies, 'i no hava no broom. you saida to the chinesea fella that he a wasa ina charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and i no coulda finda him nowhere.' then the foreman turns to the scotsman and says 'and you, i thought i told you to shovel this pile.' the scotsman replies, 'aye, that ye did laddie, boot ah could nae get meself a shoovel. ye left th' chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldna fin' him neither.' the foreman is really angry now.. he storms off toward the pile of sand to look for the chinese gent.. just then, the chinese man leaps out from behind the pile of sand and yells, 'supplies!!!!'

Video:Construction FAIL

construction fail

looks like they didn't quite think things through.

Video:Beaver Lodge Construction Squad

beaver lodge construction squad

"the american beaver's ability to nibble wood demonstrates the stunning adaptability of these amazing mammals. in addition to creating their own lake, this family of beavers construct a make-shift fridge and winter-time snug."

Video:Construction Equipment

construction equipment

beware.

Video:Construction Fail

construction fail

very poorly designed bathroom door.

Video:Hot Chick In Construction Outfit

hot chick in construction outfit

getting down and dirty.

Video:Clerks - Deathstar Construction

clerks - deathstar construction

the empire strikes back or the return of the jedi.

Video:Bored Construction Workers

bored construction workers

nothing better than getting paid for dicking around.

Video:The Construction Site Hard Hat

the construction site hard hat

let's do a falling brick test from 3 stories up.

Video:Construction Eating Utensils

construction eating utensils

this dinner set comes with a bulldozer pusher, fork lift fork, and front loader spoon.

Video:Construction Worker

construction worker

luanda needs to lay off the roids

Video:More Foreign Construction

more foreign construction

looks like they forgot to put something back when they finished..

Video:Fat Construction Worker

fat construction worker

he barely has enough room to use the controls.

Video:Construction Accident

construction accident

a crane somehow goes through a bridge!

Video:Construction of the World Trade Center

construction of the world trade center

this footage shows the steel frame of the world trade center under construction. the unique design of the world trade center placed supporting beams at the perimeter and center of the building - giving a large amount of open floor space. while strong, these beams could not support the force of the terrorist attacks and snapped like toothpicks.

Video:Construction in China 1

construction in china 1

a shopping mall had to be built to replace an apartment complex, but one resident of the building refused to leave her home. the construction company has solved this problem in its own way. as we see in china, they are not very delicate with people...


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