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Video:84-Year-Old Lady Confesses Sex WIth 11-Year-Old

84-year-old lady confesses sex with 11-year-old

in an unusual case, an 84-year-old foster mother has confessed to having sex with an 11-year-old boy who was in her care.

the old oregon lady, named georgie audean buoy, confessed to prosecutors and pleaded guilty to accusations of sex abuse. due to her age, she will only serve 36 months in prison.

according to reports, buoy was married at the time she decided to have relations with the boy in 2004. at the time, her husband had failing health and was even on oxygen. since that time her husband passed away.

buoy's age likely puts her at the top of the list of oregon's oldest sex offenders. her age, along with lack of prior criminal history, also resulted in her reduced sentence.

according to leslie wolf, chief deputy district attorney, "we also talked to the prison and spoke about what happens, where do folks like this go in your prison system," she continued, "a lot depends on how they are physically and what their mental ability is."

as for the boy in the case, who is now 13, the judge in the case, circuit judge john kelly, stated, "this kid suffered damage."

after she is done serving her sentence, buoy will have to register as an offender. according to other reports, she will also have to pay nearly $13,000 to the victim in this case.

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Video:I Must Confess

i must confess

a cabbie picks up a nun. she gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.

she asks him why he is staring.

he replies: "i have a question to ask you, but i don't want to offend you".

she answers, "my son, you cannot offend me. when you're as old as i am and have been a nun as long as i have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. i'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that i would find offensive."

"well, i've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

she responds, "well, let's see what we can do about that. but first, you have to be single and you must be catholic."

the cab driver is very excited and says, "yes, i'm single and catholic!"

"ok" the nun says. "pull into the next alley, "maybe we will see what we can do."

the nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. but when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"my dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"

"forgive me, but i've sinned. i lied. i must confess, i'm married and i'm jewish."

the nun says, "that's ok, my name is kevin and i'm going to a halloween party."

Video:The Iceman Confesses Part 1

the iceman confesses part 1

documentary on the iceman richard kaklinski.

Video:The Office - Michael Confesses

the office - michael confesses

michael confesses about his trip with jan in jamaica, clearly he is an idiot.

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  • Date 1/11/2007
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Video:Kenan And Kel - Kel Confesses

kenan and kel - kel confesses

i dropped the screw in the tuna!!!

Video:Batman confesses

batman confesses

why he wears the hood


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