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a guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years.
after the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words.
"cold floors," he says.
they nod and send him away. seven more years pass. they bring him back in and ask for his two words.
he clears his throats and says, "bad food."
they nod and send him away.
seven more years pass. they bring him in for his two words. "i quit," he says.
"that’s not surprising," the elders say. "you’ve done nothing but complain since you got here."
what happens when you complain to the la county sheriffs dept.
bank robber threatens to file a complaint with management after finding empty cash drawers police say a central pennsylvania man tried to rob a bank _ but tellers' empty cash drawers thwarted his attempt. springettsbury township police lt. scott laird said the tellers were waiting for their cash drawers to be filled when a man entered a susquehanna bank branch thursday morning and demanded money. the first teller fainted and the next two showed him their empty cash drawers. laird says the robber then threatened to file a complaint with bank management before leaving. a customer at the drive-through called 911. a 48-year-old man was arrested about 10 blocks away and was held in the york county prison in lieu of $25,000 bail. he was charged with criminal attempt to commit robbery. source
ya so ever since davy left and just so happened to win the prize on the drawing before never returning....i've been skeptical on the prize scene since ya can't even afford the proper bandwidth for peak times. pretty shady to have a website admin that can win prizes... so jayne? what fake account will you be making to win the next one? or should i say davy....
bentonville, ark. - an inmate awaiting trial on a murder charge is suing the county, complaining he has lost more than 100 pounds because of the jailhouse menu. broderick lloyd laswell says he isn't happy that he's down to 308 pounds after eight months in the benton county jail. he has filed a federal lawsuit complaining the jail doesn't provide inmates with enough food. according to the suit, laswell weighed 413 pounds when he was jailed in september. police say he and a co-defendant fatally beat and stabbed a man, then set his home on fire. "on several occasions i have started to do some exercising and my vision went blurry and i felt like i was going to pass out," laswell wrote in his complaint. "about an hour after each meal my stomach starts to hurt and growl. i feel hungry again." but laswell then goes on to complain that he undertakes little vigorous activity. "if we are in a small pod all day (and) do next to nothing for physical exercise, we should not lose weight," the suit says. "the only reason we lost weight in here is because we are literally being starved to death." the suit also asks that the county be ordered to serve hot meals. the jail has served only cold food for years. the meals, provided through aramark correctional institution services, average 3,000 calories a day, jail capt. hunter petray told the morning news of northwest arkansas for a story saturday. a typical western diet consists of 2,000 to 3,000 calories a day. laswell's suit was filed without a lawyer in u.s. district court in fayetteville. source
