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Video:Bus Company

bus company

silly name for a bus company.

Video:Trigger Mechanism With Insurance Companies

trigger mechanism with insurance companies

we've had 40 years of trigger mechanism with insurance companies! congressman weiner october 15, 2009 cnn

Video:Phone Company Testing Scent Downloads

phone company testing scent downloads

tokyo, japan (ap) -- japanese cell phone users will test a new service that allows them to download fragrances, major telecommunications company ntt communications corp. said monday.

a downloaded fragrance will be sent from a user's cell phone to a base station that will emit the scent.

twenty participants using "mobile fragrance communications" can download files of specific scents accompanied by music or video clips, the company said in a statement.

scent playlists can be downloaded from "i-mode" mobile web site run by the company's affiliate, ntt docomo.

the service uses a handset's infrared port to transfer the "fragrance data" to a dedicated device similar to a plug-in air freshener that is loaded with a cartridge of base fragrances. the device then mixes them to create the chosen smell, which it then wafts out.

the service is a cell phone version of an existing fragrance download service for scent users' homes and offices. trials will run for 10 days beginning thursday.

the company is also testing a device that can be connected to the internet so that a user can remotely program a scent from a mobile phone.

the company in 2005 launched a similar service for japanese homes, allowing users to download different programs to emit smells from a 73,500 yen (us$720; euro460) machine

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image above: a downloaded fragrance will be sent from a user's cell phone to a base station that will emit the scent.

Video: Alpha Company: Iraq Diary pt. 1/18

alpha company: iraq diary pt. 1/18

alpha company: iraq diary is a documentary shot during the summer of 2005 by filmmaker gordon forbes. forbes spent three months embedded with the u.s. marines 3rd reconnaissance battalion during their deployment to the sunni triangle in iraq. he documented the daily grind and struggles of the men in alpha company as they fought the war on terror, thousands of miles away from home. while most networks send a crew to shoot only enough footage for a 90-second highlight piece, this three-part documentary covers several operations — from helicopter raids and mounted patrols to everyday interactions with the people of iraq. three platoons, 74 professional marines — strangers in a strange land forbes was in the company of these men inside the wire and out in the field, as they fought an enemy they both despised and respected. we learn about how these marines view war, their desire for combat and their fears. we see how they deal with extreme heat, the constant threat of ieds and language barriers with humor. we see them dreaming, playing, frustrated and lonely. these marines are the husbands, brothers, sons, uncles and citizens of america. alpha company: iraq diary is a marines story, and not the kind you see on the evening news.

Video:Health Insurance Companies Lack Competition

health insurance companies lack competition

in their fight for a good public option, health care for america now has unleashed a new campaign that addresses the core problem of affordable health insurance coverage - namely, where are you gonna go? there's no competition: “health insurance companies are exempt from antitrust regulations, and as a result, a small number of very large companies have almost total control of the health insurance marketplace. these big insurers aren’t competing for our business by lowering costs. instead, they are driving up prices as high as the market will bear because they know we have nowhere else to turn,” said richard kirsch, national campaign manager, health care for america now.

Video:Companies Posing A 'Systemic Risk'?

companies posing a 'systemic risk'?

why are companies allowed to get big enough to pose a 'systemic risk'? an aig report to the treasury department last month warned that if the government didn't come to its rescue again, its collapse would trigger a "chain reaction of enormous proportion" that would "potentially bankrupt or bring down the entire system" and make it impossible for aig to repay the billions it already owed the u.s. government. i believe the correct term here is "extortion."

Video:Battlefield Bad Company - Beta Video

battlefield bad company - beta video

this is a 18min video of the upcoming game battlefield bad company. it's an xbox360 beta.

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Video:9th Company - Mujahideen Attack

9th company - mujahideen attack

the 9th`s position comes under a determined attack from the mujahideen and fighting ends up hand to hand. ok last 9th company clip – don’t want to spoil it for those who want to watch the movie!

Video:Oil Companies' Influence Over the US Government

oil companies' influence over the us government

a handful of giant oil companies that met secretly with vice president dick cheney in 2001 are poised to get 'unusual' no-bid contracts from the iraqi government to boost production -- further proof that the u.s. invaded iraq for oil, congressman dennis kucinich says.

Video:Foreign Companies Bid For Profit From Iraq`s Oil

foreign companies bid for profit from iraq`s oil

oil is iraq`s most precious resource, and it is now finally within reach of some of the world`s biggest companies that are set to go back into iraq with new contracts expected to be announced shortly. however many iraqis are suspicious of such plans and worry the country`s oil wealth will go to foreigners. al jazeera`s nicole johnston reports.

Video:Suspect: Oil Companies

suspect: oil companies

oil companies get very worried about this new fangled car that runs on batteries. taken from the movie "who killed the electric car".

Video:10 Worst Company URLs

10 worst company urls

everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today’s world you need a domain name. it is advisable to look at the domain name selected as other see it and not just as you think it looks. failure to do this may result in situations such as the following (legitimate) companies who deal in everyday humdrum products and services but clearly didn’t give their domain names enough consideration:

1. a site called ‘who represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. their domain name… wait for it… is www.whorepresents.com

2. experts exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com

3. looking for a pen? look no further than pen island at www.penisland.net

4. need a therapist? try therapist finder at www.therapistfinder.com

5. then of course, there’s the italian power generator company… www.powergenitalia.com

6. and now, we have the mole station native nursery, based in new south wales: www.molestationnursery.com

7. if you’re looking for computer software, there’s always www.ipanywhere.com

8. welcome to the first cumming methodist church. their website is www.cummingfirst.com

9. then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website: www.speedofart.com

10. want to holiday in lake tahoe? try their brochure website at www.gotahoe.com

Video:Company Policy

company policy

dress code - it is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. if we see you wearing prada shoes and carrying a gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. if you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise. if you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

sick days - we will no longer accept a doctor`s statement as proof of sickness. if you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

personal days - each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. they are called saturday & sunday.

bereavement leave - this is no excuse for missing work. there is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. in rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. we will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.

toilet use - entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. there is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. at the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. after your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "chronic offenders category". anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company`s mental health policy.

lunch break - skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy. normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that`s all the time needed to drink a slim-fast.

thank you for your loyalty to our company. we are here to provide a positive employment experience. therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

Video:9th Company - Plastic Explosive

9th company - plastic explosive

the recuits are trained to use plastic explosives before being shipped out to afganistan.

Video:9th Company - Arrival

9th company - arrival

the paratroopers arrive in afghanistan, passing those who are headed home at the airfield.

Video:9th Company - Convoy Ambushed

9th company - convoy ambushed

the `ghosts` (mujahideen) attack a soviet convoy the 9th are supposed to be guarding.

Video:9th Company - Anti-Tank Training

9th company - anti-tank training

the recruits undertake somewhat unconventional anti-tank training.

Video:Bad Company EyePatch Trailer

bad company eyepatch trailer

courtesy of actiontrip.com

Video:Bad Company Run Wild Trailer

bad company run wild trailer

courtesy of actiontrip.com

Video:Battlefield Bad Company - Preston

battlefield bad company - preston

courtesy of actiontrip.com

Video:Company of Heroes: Tales of Valor

company of heroes: tales of valor

courtesy of actiontrip.com


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