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Video:How To Communicate With The Opposite Sex

how to communicate with the opposite sex

test your ability to communicate with and read the opposite sex. what would you do or say in these situations?

Video:How Ants Communicate

how ants communicate

this video shows an experiment that finds out how they communicate when they are looking for food, for example. they make different signals depending on the situation.

Video:Communicate In The Bedroom

communicate in the bedroom

two deaf people get married. during the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights (because they can't see each other using sign language). after several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife proposes a solution. "honey," she signs, "why don't we agree on some simple signals? for instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time.

if you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time." the husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "great idea! now if you want to have sex with me, reach over and pull on my penis one time." "and if you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis... fifty times!"

Video:Communicating With Aliens

communicating with aliens

according to some scientists, worldwide communication is taking place on a regular basis with extraterrestrial ufos. the technology involves 5-d gravity waves.

in his general theory of relativity, dr albert einstein found a solution that modeled an entirely new type of wave: the gravity wave. general relativity describes the force of gravity as a geometric warping in space-time; if the warping were to take the shape of a wave, then this would be a gravity wave.

while electromagnetic waves occupy three special dimensions (as well as time), gravity waves exist in five, making them hyperdimensional in nature.

gravity wave detectors show strange communication with other worlds. while terrestrial communication technologies focus on electromagnetic characteristics, advanced alien civilizations communicate with gravity waves which are five dimensional.

einstein stated that these waves probably travelled at the same speed as light, 300,000 km/s, which means that nothing is gained in using gravity waves over their electromagnetic counterpart.

the mainstream physics for some reason have done little with gravity waves. governments have done little to reveal the technology, harness it and make it available for technological advancements. however, it exists in many people’s back yards and individually these individuals reveal the existence of strange commun9cation between different parts of the earth and the very advanced extraterrestrial civilizations, ufos and ufo bases in the cosmos.

officially there has been no detection of these waves; however, the design of such gravity detectors has been based on general relativity theory. there are some who have developed their own theories and so their own detector technology. they also claim to have detected transmissions from other worlds.

the aliens using the gravity waves for communication makes many believe that these are very advanced aliens in the 5-d hyperspace in which our physical universe floats.

i'm not sure how credible these stories are, i just thought they were a good read. it reminds me of the nerdy guys from the x-files, always putting out crazy underground stories...

:: anathema ::

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Video:Tree communicates with the human race ..

tree communicates with the human race ..

doesn’t seem very happy with us.

Video:Russian Cats Communicating

russian cats communicating

any translations?


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