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i suppose this is a dig at the colonel for the cruelty his factories do to chickens
a colonel issued the following directive to his executive officers:
"tomorrow evening at approximately 2000 hours halley's comet will be visible in this area; an event which occurs only every 75 years. have the men fall out in the battalion area in fatigues, and i will explain this rare phenomenon to them. in case of rain, we will not be able to see anything, so assemble the men in the theater and i will show them films of it."
executive officer to company commander:
"by order of the colonel, tomorrow at 2000 hours, halley's comet will appear above the battalion area. if it rains, fall the men out in fatigues, then march to the theater where this rare phenomenon will take place, something which occurs only once every 75 years."
company commander to lieutenant:
"by order of the colonel be in fatigues at 2000 hours tomorrow evening. the phenomenal halley's comet will appear in the theater. in case of rain in the battalion area, the colonel will give another order, something which occurs once every 75 years."
lieutenant to sergeant:
"tomorrow at 2000 hours, the colonel will appear in the theater with halley's comet, something which happens every 75 years. if it rains, the colonel will order the comet into the battalion area."
sergeant to squad:
"when it rains tomorrow at 2000 hours, the phenomenal 75-year-old general halley, accompanied by the colonel, will drive his comet through the battalion area theater in fatigues."
in an interview bill o'reilly gets fed up with colonel wright when asked how many years of service he has served and ultimately cuts off her mic.
catherine lisa bell (born august 14, 1968 in london, england) is a british-born iranian-american actress who is most famous for her role as lt. colonel sarah mackenzie of the hit television show jag.
i say he dead. is mr. sanders in? what wrong wid you? i say you he dead. ....the colonel!
round 3!
mockery of the movie gods and monsters.
christopher walken plays colonel angus in one of my favourite snl skits.
mel gibson in "the colonel" on jimmy kimmel live.
having just moved into his new office, a pompous, new colonel was sitting at his desk when an airman knocked on the door. conscious of his new position, the colonel quickly picked up the phone, told the airman to enter, then said into the phone, "yes, general, i'll be seeing him this afternoon and i'll pass along your message. in the meantime, thank you for your good wishes, sir." "feeling as though he had sufficiently impressed the young enlisted man, he asked, "what do you want?" "nothing important, sir," the airman replied, ... "i'm just here to hook up your telephone."
poor old dude must have been well past it when he did this.
