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Video:Orgasmic Cigarette Commercial

orgasmic cigarette commercial

a cigarette advert with a difference.

Video:Cool Cigarette Trick

cool cigarette trick

cool little cigarette trick.

Video:Cigarettes: Modern Marvels

cigarettes: modern marvels

history channel's modern marvels segment on cigarettes.

Video:Last Wish Cigarettes

last wish cigarettes

…as long as we’re hanging around, how about a cigarette?

Video:Cigarettes Need Lighters

cigarettes need lighters

a short animation of a pack of cigarettes devouring lighters.

Video:Old Cigarette Commercial

old cigarette commercial

you will not believe this retro commercial for camel cigarettes.

Video:Tipalet Cigarettes - Blow In Her Face

tipalet cigarettes - blow in her face

picture of a magazine advertisement for tipalet flavored cigarettes with a suggestive slogan.

Video:Cigarettes And Fireballs

cigarettes and fireballs

see vince as he, while drunk, lights a cigarette off a fireball (being spat from a friend).

Video:'Safe Cigarette' Claimed to Cut Cancer by 90%

'safe cigarette' claimed to cut cancer by 90%

british american tobacco (bat) is to launch a controversial “safer cigarette” designed to cut the risk of smoking-related diseases such as cancer and heart failure by up to 90%.

the cigarettes use tobacco treated to produce lower levels of cancer-causing chemicals. they also incorporate a new type of filter said to remove more of the remaining toxins.

the company wants to launch the cigarettes in 2006 but has kept the move secret, knowing it would infuriate anti-smoking groups.

times online

Video: Electronic Cigarettes All The Rage

electronic cigarettes all the rage


article submitted by master911.

the term "lighting up" a smoke could take on a whole new meaning with the development of an electronic cigarette.

the latest craze in the uk, the battery-powered cigarette may be the answer to indoor smoking bans.

smokers still get their nicotine kick through an atomiser, which creates puffs of vapour to resemble cigarette smoke.

yet to hit australian shelves, the e-cigarette can be bought over the internet and is widely available throughout europe.

chinese exporter ruyan claims it is not only a nicotine replacement - it is a smoking alternative.

"the e-cigarette is a hi-tech product developed by ruyan to provide smokers with a clean alternative to smoking," the company's website says.

"it has no tar, no carbon monoxide and no cancer-causing chemicals."

the cigarette can last up to 350 drags - the equivalent of 30 smokes - and lights up red at the tip.

it comes in varying strengths - from 16mg to 0mg - for smokers trying to kick the habit.

but the device isn't cheap - a starter pack costs $358.

nsw health has confirmed smokers could use the device inside pubs and clubs as it technically does not breach the indoor smoking ban.

"the smoke free environment act 2000 deals with products capable of being ignited and smoked in the traditional sense. as such, use of this product is unlikely to be in breach of the act," a spokeswoman said.

the company plans to market the e-cigarette it in australia.

social smoker kusum normoyle, 23, road tested the pseudo cigarette yesterday but was unconvinced it would take off.

"i don't think too many smokers would use it - it's fairly awkward and heavy," she said.

"then again, smokers who are really looking to cut down might, because a lot of people smoke because they like to hold a cigarette."

the therapeutic goods association - which licenses medicinal products - has not received an application to sell e-cigarettes in australia.

"the tga is aware of the existence of these products," a spokesman said.

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Video:Flynn Smuggles Counterfeit Cigarettes

flynn smuggles counterfeit cigarettes

more than £1 million worth of counterfeit cigarettes filled with rabbit droppings instead of tobacco have been confiscated by customs officials in spain.

the fake cigarettes - due to be sold on the black market as famous brands - were discovered after british holidaymakers in the canary islands smelled a rat whenever they lit up.

"they stunk. they smell just as you'd imagine burning poo to smell," said one customs official in tenerife.

police and customs staff arrested 12 smugglers in an undercover operation to intercept the cigarettes as they landed on a boat from china.

"they not only smell bad but the toxic chemicals they give off are pure poison," explained a customs official.

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Video:'Coffee and Cigarettes' - Tom Waits & Iggy Pop

'coffee and cigarettes' - tom waits & iggy pop

a great scene from jim jarmusch's "coffee and cigarettes", starring two highly influential musicians. it's so awkwardly wonderful.

Video:Banned Flintstones Cigarette Commercial

banned flintstones cigarette commercial

a banned flintstones commercial which goes a bit over the top advertising winston cigarettes. thanks syko227.

Video:Lucky Strike - Marching Cigarettes

lucky strike - marching cigarettes

this is an adaptation of a stop-animation lucky strike cigarette commercial (public domain footage, 1948), with music by david cronin(©1994). the film and music was edited by dennis cronin(2006).

Video:Ugly Cigarette Buildings

ugly cigarette buildings

the site i got them from said they make cigarette's here. they kind look like them too.

Video:Women Fired For Smoking Cigarettes After Work

women fired for smoking cigarettes after work

more and more that cigarette, or drink at home, that political candidate you supported, even your eating habits, are coming under the scrutiny of your boss.

if he doesn’t approve, it might even cost you your job, which is what happened to two michigan women, anita epolito and cara stiffler.

anita and cara were considered model employees at weyco, an insurance consulting firm outside of lansing, mich., both having worked at the company for years. the women sat side-by-side, sharing workloads – and after work – sharing the occasional cigarette.

but at a company benefits meeting two years ago, the company president announced, "as of january 1st, 2005, anyone that has nicotine in their body will be fired,” anita remembers. “and we sat there in awe. and i spoke out at that time. ‘you can't do that to us’ and then he said, ‘yes, i can.’ i said, ‘that's not legal.’ and he came back with, ‘yes, it is.’”

and it was legal: in michigan, there’s no law that prevents a boss from firing people virtually at will. at weyco, that meant no smoking at work, no smoking at home, no smoking period.

weyco gave employees 15 months to quit, before subjecting them to random nicotine testing. if you fail, you’re out.

“i pay the bills around here. so, i'm going to set the expectations,” says howard weyers, the boss and some would say tyrant of weyco. “what's important? this job? and this is a very nice place to work. or the use of tobacco? make a decision."

anita says she asked weyers whether her 14 years of loyal service meant anything. she says he said “sorry, epolito, no.”

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Video:US Patient In Oxygen Mask Lights Cigarette, Ignites Hospital Fire

us patient in oxygen mask lights cigarette, ignites hospital fire

a patient wearing an oxygen mask tried to light a cigarette in his hospital room, sparking a fire that forced the evacuation of more than 100 patients, destroyed the room and melted medical equipment, officials said.

a nurse rescued the man from his burning bed shortly after the thursday night blaze started. he suffered serious burns and was taken to the burn unit at another dallas hospital. no one else was hurt, hospital officials said.

"he somehow got the strength to smoke a cigarette with a non-removable mask," dallas fire-rescue capt. paul martinez said. "i don't know how he did it, but he did it."

firefighters extinguished the two-alarm fire after about 45 minutes, and the evacuated patients were returned to their rooms. hospital sprinklers kept the blaze mostly in the hospital room, said fire lieut. joel lavender.

officials did not release the man's name and condition friday, or why he was originally in the hospital, citing medical privacy laws.

source

Video:Fire Extinguisher Puts Out Cigarette

fire extinguisher puts out cigarette


article submitted by master911.

an anti-smoker in germany was so angry when his girlfriend declined a request to stop smoking in his flat that he emptied a fire extinguisher to put out the cigarette, caking her and their apartment in powder.

bielefeld police spokesman michael waldhecker said: "he just sprayed it all over the flat. with that kind of a fire extinguisher, it looks like it just snowed in the apartment. it's hellish to clean up."

the girlfriend duly called cops, who took the man to the station to allow him to calm down. waldhecker added: "we didn't want the situation to escalate."

"my colleagues said it looked like a bomb had gone off in there," said the spokesman. "he managed to put the cigarette out though."

"he said he wasn't bothered by the damage it caused," the spokesman said. "and that he's through with his girlfriend."

source, source

Video:Another Cigarette Risk: Eyesight

another cigarette risk: eyesight

smokers are twice as likely to lose their sight as non-smokers, according to the royal national institute for the blind.

the charity is launching a poster campaign across britain to raise awareness of the connection between smoking and sight loss.

the rnib has found only 7% of people are aware of such a link.

experts believe around 54,000 smokers have developed a condition called age-related macular degeneration (amd).
the amd alliance uk claims the link is as strong as that between smoking and lung cancer.

the rnib is calling on the government to introduce warnings on cigarette packets about the risk to eyesight.

research has shown the risk starts to decrease 10 years after smokers quit the habit.

sky news

Video:100-year-old Smokes Her 170,000th Cigarette For B-day

100-year-old smokes her 170,000th cigarette for b-day

an iron-lunged pensioner has celebrated her 100th birthday by lighting up her 170,000th cigarette from a candle on her birthday cake.



winnie langley started smoking only days after the first world war broke out in june 1914 when she was just seven-years-old - and has got through five a day ever since.



she has no intention of quitting, even after the nationwide ban forced tobacco-lovers outside.



speaking at her 100th birthday party winnie said: "i have smoked ever since infant school and i have never thought about quitting.



source: dailymail.co.uk

Video:Cigarette Trick

cigarette trick

nicely done.

Video:Cigarette Tea

cigarette tea

hmmm

Video:Cancer Survivor And Cigarette Ads

cancer survivor and cigarette ads

see, smoking isn't that bad. people survive the resulting cancer all the time.

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  • Date 9/14/2007
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Video:Offshore Cigarette Boat Jumping

offshore cigarette boat jumping

if you are going to spend up to 1 million us dollars on a boat, you may as well have some fun with it!


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