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Video:CIA Mind Control

cia mind control

the origins of cia mind control programs

Video:National Geo: CIA Mind Control

national geo: cia mind control

during the cold war, the cia launched a highly classified program aimed at mastering the art of mind control.

Video:USA Hijack the United Nations + C.I.A Say Iran is No Threat

usa hijack the united nations + c.i.a say iran is no threat

the c.i.a say iran is no threat u.s ambassador bolton wants war. + kofi annan.

Video:CIA Director Confronted About Drug Laundering

cia director confronted about drug laundering

michael ruppert confronts bill clinton's cia director john deutch about the cia's involvement in cocaine smuggling. he goes further in this documentary in detail about how exactly drug money is laundered into wall street. he concludes that 9/11 was orchestrated as a pretense to further wall street's cause of laundering opium money from afghanistan and america's conquest in securing the world's natural resources in the face of peak oil.

Video:Valerie Plame testifies in CIA leak hearings (part 1)

valerie plame testifies in cia leak hearings (part 1)

former cia officer valerie plame testified before the house oversight and government reform committee on friday, march 16, 2007.plame believes she was outed as retaliation against her husband, former ambassador joseph wilson, who criticized the bush administration's prewar intelligence on iraq

Video:Secrets of The CIA

secrets of the cia

bay of pigs

Video:CIA will get you every time!

cia will get you every time!

consider yourself warned...

cia

Video:Olbermann on Obama`s Refusal to Prosecute CIA Torture

olbermann on obama`s refusal to prosecute cia torture

change, the familiar stench of staying the same.

Video:The Mafia, CIA  & George Bush Sr. Part 1

the mafia, cia & george bush sr. part 1

i recently discovered a cable television talk show from the late 80`s early 90`s called alternative views. they did a lot of reporting about illegal cia activities, governmental & corporate corruption and other issues not widely covered in the mainstream media. they have some really great stories but the shows are an hour long and sometimes it`s hard to absorb all the information at once

Video:The Mafia, CIA  & George Bush Sr. Part 2

the mafia, cia & george bush sr. part 2

in part 2 of author pete brewton`s interview he tells the story of a little washington dc bank called the palmer bank. started by a republican political operative with money provided by a mafia connected financier. they went on to bankroll an number of political campaigns and organizations, funnel money to the contras and was involved with the iran arms deals. while it isn`t really part of the savings & loan involves a lot of the same people.

Video:CIA and the Khmer Rouge

cia and the khmer rouge

the khmer rouge and the cia.

Video:Zack De La Rocha, Krs One, Last Emperor - CIA

zack de la rocha, krs one, last emperor - cia

cia - criminals in action

Video:Spies Like Us - CIA Exam

spies like us - cia exam

emmett fitz-hume (chevy chase) and austin millbarge (dan aykroyd) are recruited by the cia after getting caught cheating on their examination.

Video:CIA Uses Gay Porn For Blackmail

cia uses gay porn for blackmail

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cia used “edited” gay porn to blackmail karadzic?
august 4, 2008 —

war crime tribunals aren’t necessarily gay stomping grounds, but not in the case of bosnian serb militant leader radovan karadzic, who’s currently on trial for genocide at the hague.karadzic has been on the run since 1995, when he was accused of organizing massacres to ethnically cleanse serbua went on the run following the fall of the serbian government in 1995 and was captured last month in belgrade. following the arrest, karadzic pointed a finger at ambassador richard holbrooke, who helped broker peace under the clinton administration.karadzic claims holbrooke cut him a deal: he wouldn’t face charges if he got out of the political game and went into hiding. holbrooke continually denies those claims.

regardless, conspiracy theories abound that the cia spoke with karadzic directly before his arrest to ensure his silence.

[agents asked] him not to reveal the deal with holbrooke. in return, they offered him a 40-year sentence in a luxury swedish prison, serbian press online writes.

they also told him that if he does not agree, he would serve his sentence in the worst british prison, together with serial killers, drug dealers and rapists. they threatened him that he would be completely compromised in the serbian public when they published edited homosexual porn footage, apart from continuing with severe pressure on his family to keep the deal a secret and went to extreme measures to ensure the serb’s silence.

hmm, that seems a bit far fetched. we know the cia’s hardcore and all, but how many agents can stomach editing karadzic into a skin flick. they’d need robots for such an endeavor.

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Video:The FBI, CIA, LAPD, And A Rabbit

the fbi, cia, lapd, and a rabbit

the lapd, the fbi, & the cia are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. the president decides to give them a test. he releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

the cia goes in. they place animal informants throughout the forest. they question all plant and mineral witnesses. after three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

the fbi goes in. after two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit and they make no apologies. the rabbit had it coming.

the lapd goes in. they come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. the bear is yelling, "okay, okay, i'm a rabbit, i'm a rabbit!"

Video:Delay: Valerie Plame was not a CIA agent

delay: valerie plame was not a cia agent

crooks and liars - "the bugman was back on hardball today and he was really just a swell guy. delay is totally one hundred percent against any type of leaks—except—if they concern karl rove. tom actually said that valerie plame wasn’t even a cia agent. it sounded like the "who’s on first," abbott and costello routine once delay got caught,"

Video:CIA Recruiting

cia recruiting

the cia had an opening for an assassin. after all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists, two men and a woman.

for the final test, the cia agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. “we must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. inside of this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. kill her!!!” the man said, “you can’t be serious. i could never shoot my wife.”

the agent said, “then you’re not the right man for this job.”

the second man was given the same instructions. he took the gun and went into the room. all was quiet for about five minutes. then the man came out with tears in his eyes. “i tried, but i can’t kill my wife.”

the agent said, “you don’t have what it takes. take your wife and go home.”

finally, it was the woman’s turn. she was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. she took the gun and went into the room. shots were heard, one shot after another. they heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.

after a few minutes, all was quiet. the door opened slowly and there stood the woman. she wiped the sweat from her brow and said, “you guys didn’t tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. i had to beat him to death with the chair.”

Video:Bush Admits the CIA Runs Secret Prisons

bush admits the cia runs secret prisons

president bush on wednesday acknowledged for the first time that the cia runs secret prisons overseas and said tough interrogation forced terrorist leaders to reveal plots to attack the united states and its allies.

bush said 14 suspects - including the mastermind of the sept. 11 attacks and architects of the 2000 bombing of the uss cole and the u.s. embassy bombings in kenya and tanzania - had been turned over to the defense department and moved to the u.s. detention center at guantanamo bay, cuba, for trial.

full story

Video:
E-mail Scammers Pose as FBI, CIA.

e-mail scammers pose as fbi, cia.

san francisco -- the u.s. federal bureau of investigation today warned computer users not to open a widely circulating e-mail that falsely claims to have been sent by u.s. authorities. the e-mail attempts to trick users into installing a variant of the sober worm by telling them that they have been spotted on "illegal web sites," and asking them to click on an attached "list of questions."

"these e-mails did not come from the fbi," the fbi announced in a posted statement. "recipients of this or similar solicitations should know that the fbi does not engage in the practice of sending unsolicited e-mails to the public in this manner."

this latest worm now accounts for more than 65 percent of all malicious software being reported to antivirus vendor sophos, and it constitutes about one in every 74 e-mail messages being sent on the internet, according to graham cluley, a senior technology consultant with sophos. "it's quite a significant event," he said. "i'm not sure that it's necessarily going to last, but at the moment its well ahead of any other virus."

pc world

Video:Secrets of the CIA

secrets of the cia

quite an old clip

Video:9-11, CIA, Operation Northwoods

9-11, cia, operation northwoods

support our troops, bring them home. no more blood for oil, and no more blood for empire.come'on pleopledo so research,and get in formed.


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