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Video:Chop Chop Man

chop chop man

dude cuts a chick in half!

Video:Terry's Chop Shop

terry's chop shop

a guy dressed as an executioner chopping a tv in half, winner.

  • Votes 3.9635/5
  • Views 2780
  • Comments 11
  • Date 12/30/2007
  • by Kell

Video:Slap Chop Dub - Jabooodydubs

slap chop dub - jabooodydubs

apparently vince has been slapping more than just the slap chop...

Video:Samurai Chops Arrows Shot At Him

samurai chops arrows shot at him

some guy from osaka, japan. he chops up arrows that are being fired at him by his daughter. this is really amazing.

Video:Hand Chopped Off

hand chopped off

what happens when you fight the wrong person in dominican republic? your hand is cut off with a machete.

Video:System Of A Down Chop Suey Live

system of a down chop suey live

live from big day out 05.

Video:Dana Carvey Chopping Broccoli

dana carvey chopping broccoli

this shows you could write a ballad in the 80's about anything.

Video:Chopped Tongue

chopped tongue

what is the reason for this mutilation?

Video:Chopped off penis

chopped off penis

while out shopping one day, a woman spots her husband cheating with another woman in a restaurant. waiting until he returns home, the wife pretends everything is normal – cooking his dinner, ironing his shirts and waiting for him to go up to bed. as soon as he is asleep, she stalks into the bedroom, pulls off the covers and cuts off his penis with a bread knife.

as the husband wakes up, screaming, the wife panics and runs downstairs, still clutching the severed member in her bloody hand. suddenly realizing the consequences of her actions, she leaps into the family saloon and speeds off into the night.

it’s not long before she skids over the roundabout and onto the nearby motorway. accelerating up to 90 mph, she soon attracts the attention of a police car and decides she has to get rid of the evidence. opening the sunroof, she throws the flaccid organ out – only to see it bounce of the cop car windscreen.

‘i think this woman must be a nutter,’ says the police sergeant, hot in pursuit.

‘i don’t know about that,’ says second officer, ‘but did you see the size of the cock on that fly?’

Video:Sky Hawk Chops

sky hawk chops

this illustrates the damage the propeller of an airplane can do.

Video: Slap Chop Remix

slap chop remix

steve porter remix.

Video:TF2 Scout Advertises Slap Chop

tf2 scout advertises slap chop

the resemblance is uncanny!!!

Video:Lamb Chops Play Along Intro

lamb chops play along intro

the 90's were scary as fuck

Video:Chop Suey Specs

chop suey specs

'fool your friends with this oriental disguise.'

Video:Chop Suey Lounge

chop suey lounge

richard cheese and his lounge style band covers great hit songs. (you wanted to!)

Video:Judo Chop!

judo chop!

you have to wonder what was going through the guy`s mind when this happened...

Video:Pork Chop Piggy Banks

pork chop piggy banks

i don`t think i`d give one of these to a vego.

  • Votes 4.2476/5
  • Views 3531
  • Comments 5
  • Date 4/2/2009
  • by dmac

Video:System Of A Down - Chop Suey

system of a down - chop suey

chop suey by system of a down.

Video:Richard Cheese - Chop Suey

richard cheese - chop suey

a hilarious cover of chop suey, check it out :)

Video:Samurai Sword Chop

samurai sword chop

this is a sword chop into bambo sheets that were soaked in water - it's a strength test.

Video:Soldiers Chop Tree Down With Machine Gun

soldiers chop tree down with machine gun

2 ex-soldiers use a 1916 vickers gun to chop down a huge pine tree.

Video:Attackers Chop Off Man's 'Magic' Leg

attackers chop off man's 'magic' leg

hyderabad, india — two men attacked an 80-year-old, self-proclaimed holy man in southern india and chopped off his right leg, apparently believing it had magical powers, police said thursday.

yanadi kondaiah, who claimed that those who touched his leg would be cured of illness or have wishes granted, was hospitalized in serious condition after the attack tuesday, said r. ravindranath reddy, a senior police officer.

"we are looking for the miscreants as well as the leg," reddy told the associated press by telephone from the chittoor district, a remote area 340 miles south of hyderabad, the capital of andhra pradesh state.

"this seems to be a case of superstition. the two people might have taken away the leg hoping to benefit from its magical powers," said pendakanti dastgiri, the police officer handling the case.

superstitions, belief in magic and the occult remain widespread in much of rural india.

kondaiah told police that two men offered him a drink as thanks for previously helping them with his magical touch.

after he passed out drunk, the men chopped off the leg below the knee with a sickle and left him to die, said dastgiri, adding that passing villagers found him and took him to a hospital.

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to clarify - magic leg is not code for penis.
image above is completely random.

Video:Lamb Chop - Song That Doesnt End

lamb chop - song that doesnt end

this is the song that never ends!


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