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Video:Bus Driver Chokes Mentally Challenged Bi-polar Student

bus driver chokes mentally challenged bi-polar student

claudia nava was recently shown video of her son, who is a mentally challenged-bipolar student, being choked by a bus driver in reaction to his misbehavior on a bus. the incident happened in january, but nava was never informed of it or shown the video until a news station brought it to her attention. and while nava was never privy to the choking, neither was the dallas police department when it came to the details of the case. "they're human beings," she said. nava said step one of her battle will be to see the driver stand before a grand jury.

Video:WWE - The Weakest Choke Slam (By The Undertaker)

wwe - the weakest choke slam (by the undertaker)

the undertaker choke-slamming hulk hogan.

Video:Mark

mark "chopper" read - choking at restaurant

chopper gives some tips on what to do if someone is choking on food

Video:Dr. J choking Larry Bird

dr. j choking larry bird

larry bird is being choked by dr. j

Video:Anchor Choking On Live TV - MSNBC

anchor choking on live tv - msnbc

i think she choked on her own spit while talking about saddam's execution.

Video:Actor Nearly Chokes To Death On Camera

actor nearly chokes to death on camera

its like the boy who cried wolf, if youre an actor you shouldnt pretend to choke if theres even a slight chance that you actually end up choking for real.

Video:Choke (Trailer)

choke (trailer)

trailer for the upcoming movie choke. this movie is based off of the novel of the same name by the author chuck pahalnuik, best know for his book fight club.

Video:Teen Dies After Choking Himself

teen dies after choking himself

police say a 16-year-old from northeast ohio has died from tying a noose around his neck and dropping to his knees to produce a euphoric sensation.

jeffrey patton died at akron children's hospital sunday, five days after hanging himself on a rope swing at a friend's house in nearby clinton.

a 911 call was made tuesday by a frantic teen from a home in clinton. the boy told the operator that his friend, jeffrey patton, was unconscious after choking himself with a rope.

patton had been doing something he had done in the past: playing a game in which the object was to pass out.

"to do this alone is, i think, a difficult thing, so he tried something, was not thought through, and he got himself into something he could not get out of without help," said jeff's father, dennis patton.

"the biggest problem is that kids don't think it's going to happen to them and they don't grasp the consequences and they're invincible at that age," said tricia patton.

it's at least the third death nationally in recent months involving what's called the "choking game" in which teens cut off oxygen to the brain to produce a high. the summit county medical examiner is investigating patton's death as accidental and plans an autopsy tuesday.

in july, a 10-year-old idaho boy was found dead, hanging from a tree, apparently killed while trying to get high by playing the "pass-out game," authorities said. dalton eby may have been the second idaho child killed in recent months while playing a choking game, trying to cut off the oxygen supply to the brain to achieve a type of "high."

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Video:Choking

choking

a father walks into a book store with his young son. the boy is holding a quarter. suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. the father realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking, shouting for help.

a well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. at the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the book store.

reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. after a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.

releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.

as soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "i've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. are you a doctor?"

"no," the woman replied. "divorce attorney."

Video:Choking Hazard

choking hazard

keep out of reach of small women.

Video:Hulk Hogan Chokes Richard Belzer

hulk hogan chokes richard belzer

richard belzer gets chin locked, passes out and cuts the back of his head. he then sued hulk! special guest.. mr t!

Video:Choke Redband Trailer

choke redband trailer

the raunchiest movie to ever grace the screen opens next week. must see!

Video:Big Boy Gets Choked Out

big boy gets choked out

like the title says. be sure to watch until the end.

Video:Choke Slam During Fight

choke slam during fight

how embarrassing must it be for someone with tight pink pants and long blonde hair to kick your ass.

Video:Choke Your Chicken Wing Sauce

choke your chicken wing sauce

this has a very interesting bottle.

Video:Tarvaris Jackson Choke Slam

tarvaris jackson choke slam

he's going to feel that for a long time. ouch!

Video:Bas Rutten Chokes Out Radio Host

bas rutten chokes out radio host

okey dokey rollie pollie!

Video:Death By Choking

death by choking

when you make a break for a snack while trekking, it could be your last meal ...

Video:Randy Couture Chokes Out Girl

randy couture chokes out girl

the legendary ufc fighter randy couture visits with the playhouse & chokes out a woman for the first time.

Video:Saving a Choking Baby

saving a choking baby

how do you save a choking baby? you pull your dick out of its mouth.

Video:Guy Choked Girlfriend with Wii Controller

guy choked girlfriend with wii controller

texas- an austin man has been accused of trying to choke his girlfriend with the cord of a wii video game controller after she became angry that he had eaten all of her girl scout cookies, according to an arrest affidavit.

christina alvarado told austin police that she woke up her boyfriend, daniel alvarez, 21, monday morning after discovering her cookies were gone, according to the affidavit.

alvarez became upset that alvarado woke him and began to yell at her, according to the affidavit. alvarado told police that alvarez got her into a choke hold that lasted several seconds before she was able to hit him in the eye to break free, according to the affidavit.

the two struggled until they ended up in the living room, where alvarez grabbed a wii controller, according to the affidavit. he put his knees on her chest to pin her down and strangled her with the cord of the video game controller, according to the affidavit.

alvarado was able to free herself and call 911. alvarez fled the home but was arrested soon after, according to the affidavit. alvarado had a faint mark from a cord around her neck, shortness of breath, trouble speaking and was coughing when police arrived, the affidavit said.

alvarez remained in the travis county jail today with bail set at $40,000. he is facing second degree felony charges of aggravated assault with serious bodily injury, which is punishable by up to 20 years in prison.

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Video:Choking

choking

when the wealthy businessman choked on a fish bone at a restaurant, he was fortunate that a doctor was seated at a nearby table. springing up, the doctor skillfully removed the bone and saved his life. as soon as the fellow had calmed himself and could talk again, he thanked the surgeon enthusiastically and offered to pay him for his services. "just name the fee," he croaked gratefully. "okay," replied the doctor. "how about half of what you'd have offered when the bone was still stuck in your throat?"

Video:Choke The Chicken Costume

choke the chicken costume

a costume for masturbation fans.


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