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Video:TED Talks - The Paradox of Choice

ted talks - the paradox of choice

i found this really interesting, it definately the kind of stuff you can rip-off and use as your own to make people think you're really intelligent. the choice is yours!

Video:Multiple Choice Tests

multiple choice tests

acdc ftw

Video:Vanilla Ice The People`s Choice

vanilla ice the people`s choice

scene from cool as ice starring vanila flavor himself. here come some funky lyriccssss.

Video:Choices

choices

they start so young now.

Video:Demotivational Poster - Choices

demotivational poster - choices

when you know you are screwed either way.

Video:Bad Choice of Words Mate

bad choice of words mate

he knows what he`s saying but he just can`t stop.

Video:Drew Carey's Green Screen Show - New Choice & Story

drew carey's green screen show - new choice & story

more of drew's green screen of maddness!

Video:G.S.S - Sentences & New Choice

g.s.s - sentences & new choice

dont know how the audience comes up with saying the most random things on the notes for them.

Video:G.S.S. - New Choice

g.s.s. - new choice

ha! tired monkeys... great idea!

Video:Multiple Choice

multiple choice

the blonde reported for her university final examination that consists of "yes/no" type questions. she takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet "yes" for heads and "no" for tails. within half an hour she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out during the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, muttering and sweating. the moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on.

"i finished the exam in half an hour, but i`m rechecking my answers."

Video:Is Homosexuality a Choice?

is homosexuality a choice?

from the multiple award-winning documentary, "for the bible tells me so".

Video:Individual Choice

individual choice

rare time-lapse photography video by jean-luc ponty (1983). original music replaced (which is an improvement imo) by xxdmh. music "astradyne" by ultravox. (ending is very abrupt.)

Video:Demotivational Posters - Choices

demotivational posters - choices

come on and be honest with yourelf ....

Video:10 Choice Movie Death Scenes

10 choice movie death scenes

hollywood loves them some death scenes. show them a decapitation or evulsion or disembowelment and they're laughing. sex scenes they're sort of meh on, though. and birth scenes? well, we're not even going to sign off on those.

in honor of the movie factory's love of death and in advance of the kill-bursting double feature orgasm of violence and awesomeness, grindhouse, we take a look at 10 gruesome death scenes. enjoy!

movie: silence of the lambs cause of death: biting off a prison guard’s ear? creepy. eating human brains? cringe-worthy. disemboweling some guy? freaky. slicing off and wearing another person’s face? priceless. anthony hopkins takes serial killing to a whole new height of horrific as hannibal lector, and with each death scene, you’ll feel yourself pull more and more into the fetal position. hold me.

squirm factor: eight. freak wore another person’s face! shutter.

Video:10 Choice Movie Death Scenes

10 choice movie death scenes

movie: se7en

cause of death: this brad pitt gore fest has more grizzly deaths than the rural backwoods has axe-wielding, cannibal mutants. from the man forced to eat himself to death to the unlucky sinner who turned to mush after being tied to a bed for a year while being kept torturously alive by a tube of vital nutrients, se7en has enough chills to make the skin crawl right off your spine. but the goriest and most horrifically creative death scene involves a bound prostitute and a man with a long blade strapped on as a pseudo-phallus. you do the math.

squirm factor: eight. just reading this probably made you cross your legs.

Video:10 Choice Movie Death Scenes

10 choice movie death scenes

movie: irréversible

cause of death: one of the most controversial and explicit films in years, this flick features a death scene that even a horror-movie veteran will be compelled to turn off. the horrendously over-the-top, brutal and down-right disturbing death in question is dolled out by a man who beats in another man’s head with a fire extinguisher. the bludgeoning is long, unrelenting and gruesome enough to haunt the demons of the ghosts in your nightmares. the air-raid siren screaming bloody murder in the background and the dizzying camera work doesn’t help matters, either.

squirm factor: ten. if you can make it through this sequence and the remainder of the movie, you’re braver (or more dead inside) than most: this was the most walked-out-of movie of 2003.

Video:10 Choice Movie Death Scenes

10 choice movie death scenes

movie: psycho (1960)

cause of death: shower + butcher knife + ree ree ree ree = most infamous onscreen death ever.

squirm factor: ten. it’s not particularly scary, but can you hear screeching violins and not think of getting stabbed? exactly.

Video:10 Choice Movie Death Scenes

10 choice movie death scenes

movie: house of wax

cause of death: it’s not so much the fact that someone is killed by being impaled on an iron pole which goes right through their head that makes this death scene so memorable, so much as the fact that the pretty, little, blond head belongs to paris hilton. that moment alone was worth the price of admission for this otherwise stinky horror dud.

squirm factor: zero. the moment causes elation in audiences, not a scare. lock me in a room with paris hilton’s debut album playing — that’s terrifying.

Video:10 Choice Movie Death Scenes

10 choice movie death scenes

movie: american psycho

cause of death: the movie adaptation of the book so controversial it was banned in some countries and counted such real-life psychos as paul bernardo as fans isn’t as grizzly as its text sibling, but there are still plenty of gross-outs stained on its celluloid. that cannibal serial killer patrick bateman (christian bale) plays huey lewis and the news, phil collins and genesis as foreplay to his brutality is on its own terrifying, but the true moment of horror in american psycho comes when paul allen (jared leto) takes an axe in the kisser, mostly because it happens while “hip to be square” blares in the background.

squirm factor: six. the movie is graphic, but not overly scary. if you want something that’s going to mess you up worse than bateman’s last girlfriend, read the book.

Video:10 Choice Movie Death Scenes

10 choice movie death scenes

movie: texas chainsaw massacre (1974)

cause of death: at teenage girl stumbles on leatherface’s den of horrors, which includes a couch made of human bones and decaying remains, and she soon becomes a fixture in it when the chainsaw-wielding wack-job leavess her suspended and squirming on a meat hook while she watches him saw her boyfriend in two. harsh!

squirm factor: seven. this movie was the goriest of its time and the original still manages to raise your arm hairs after all these years.

Video:10 Choice Movie Death Scenes

10 choice movie death scenes

movie: reservoir dogs

cause of death: director quentin tarantino perfects the mobster death scene in this bloody classic. good luck trying to stomach the scene where blonde plays “stuck in the middle with you” while he dances around a warehouse before giddily chopping off a tied-up man’s ear. the man is then doused in gasoline but before blonde can strike a match, he’s shot in the chest suddenly.

squirm factor: six. how did vincent van gogh do it? that whole ear-chopping thing seems so unpleasant!

Video:10 Choice Movie Death Scenes

10 choice movie death scenes

movie: a nightmare on elm street

cause of death: horror’s most infamous freddy krueger is a legend for a reason — he’s one evil serial killer. after killing 20 children, krueger was burned alive by his parents and now he gets his gory giggles by haunting children’s dreams, including those of glen, who succumbs to sleep and is then sucked into his bed and shot back up in a freaky fountain of guts and blood.

squirm factor: seven. who wants to sleep after seeing that? happy tossing and turning, kiddies!

Video:10 Choice Movie Death Scenes

10 choice movie death scenes

movie: carrie

cause of death: hell hath no furry like a high school student scorned, and telekinetic avenger carrie proves it with a prom-night massacre that includes a teacher being crushed by a basketball rafter, two faculty members being electrocuted, a couple of students suffering death by high-pressure hose and a whole lot of teens being burned alive. did we mention carrie goes home and makes a butcher’s block out of her mother by crucifying her with various kitchen knives before burning down the house?

squirm factor: six. prom queens are scary on their own. add in death and destruction, and you’ve got an a+ in terror.


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Entry Dates: 9/8/2007-9/14/2009

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