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childhood of osama bin laden .
short clip of comedian dane cook telling us about his childhood experiences.
jim decided to propose to sandy, but prior to her acceptance sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. she informed jim that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at maturity of a 12 year old. he stated that it was ok because he loved her soooo much.
however, jim felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he also had a deformity too.
jim looked sandy in the eyes and said.... "i too have a problem. my penis is the same size as an infant and i hope you could deal with that once we are married."
she said, "yes i will marry you and learn to live with your infant size penis."
sandy and jim got married and they could not wait for the honeymoon. jim whisked sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, holding one another...as sandy put her hands in jim's pants she began to scream and ran out of the room! jim ran after her to find out what was wrong.
"you told me you penis was the size of an infant!", she said. "yes it is..... 8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches long!!"
those were the days.
typically great stand up comedy
a short video which shows the reality of childrens lives in iraq.
carnegie mellon professor randy pausch (oct. 23, 1960 - july 25, 2008) gave his last lecture at the university sept. 18, 2007, before a packed mcconomy auditorium. in his moving presentation, "really achieving your childhood dreams," pausch talked about his lessons learned and gave advice to students on how to achieve their own career and personal goals. for more, visit www.cmu.edu/randyslecture. || sorry if it is a repost (by myself). tried to upload the original avi. didn't seem to work.
poor guy`s dreams are shattered.
great, now explain his hair.
