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Video:Iran 09 -

iran 09 - "hurrah" charge

amazing charge against police. (the charge comes in the final seconds of the video "hurrah!")

Video:Miami-Dade Police Officer Faces Drug Charges

miami-dade police officer faces drug charges

a miami-dade county police officer faces drug charges after an undercover investigation revealed that he sold about 13 pounds of cocaine while wearing his uniform, the u.s. attorney's office said friday.

errol washington benjamin was charged with possession with intent to distribute cocaine. if convicted on the charges, he faces a maximum penalty of life imprisonment and a top fine of $4 million, the u.s. attorney's office said in a statement.

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Video:High-Ranking Officer Charged In Abu Ghraib Abuse Case

high-ranking officer charged in abu ghraib abuse case

the us army has charged lt. col. steven l. jordan with the mistreatment of iraqi prisoners at abu ghraib.

according to the army, jordan has been charged with 12 counts, including willfully disobeying a superior officer, dereliction of duty, failure to obey regulations and cruelty and maltreatment. he allegedly subjected detainees to forced nudity and intimidation by military working dogs.

he also lied about his involvement to investigators looking into the scandal, saying that he had no knowledge of prisoners being abused.

jordan is the first high-ranking officer to be charged by the army, concerning the abuse of detainees at abu ghraib.

ten low-ranking officers have been convicted or pleaded guilty in the scandal. col. thomas pappas, the highest-ranking military intelligence officer at the prison, has not been charged with anything, but was penalized for allowing the use of dogs on a detainee. he was fined $8,000, but later received immunity to testify against the dog-handlers.

if jordan is convicted of all charges, he could face up to 42 years in prison.

Video:5 Charged With Torturing Home Loan Agents

5 charged with torturing home loan agents

los angeles --five people are charged with torturing and robbing two loan modification agents they thought falsely promised to save their home from foreclosure.

two men were charged monday with torture, robbery and false imprisonment.

another man and two women pleaded not guilty to the same charges friday.

prosecutors say daniel weston and mary ann parmelee hired two loan modification agents in hopes of keeping their home but believed the men took their money and did nothing.

prosecutors claim the victims were lured to glendale on oct. 20, held for hours, beaten and robbed before one escaped.

weston, parmelee, mario gonzalez, marissa parker and gustavo canez remained jailed on about $1 million each.

an attorney for gonzalez and parker says his clients are innocent and the loan modification agents were frauds.

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Video:Man Dressed as Breathalyzer Charged With DUI

man dressed as breathalyzer charged with dui

oxford, ohio, nov. 2 (upi) -- police in ohio said they charged a man dressed as a breathalyzer with driving under the influence of alcohol and underage drinking.

oxford police said james miller, 18, was pulled over just prior to 2:30 a.m. sunday for driving the wrong way on a one-way street and officers determined the man, who was dressed in a breathalyzer costume, appeared to have been drinking, wlwt-tv, cincinnati, reported monday.

miller, who had multiple ohio ids in his wallet, was found to have a blood-alcohol content of .158 by a test with a real breathalyzer, police said. he was charged and released into the custody of his girlfriend.


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Video:Judge Won't Dismiss R. Kelly Sex Charges

judge won't dismiss r. kelly sex charges

chicago - singer r. kelly is a step closer to trial after a judge refused friday to dismiss charges in a three-year old case against him for allegedly engaging in videotaped sex acts with an underage girl.

kelly has pleaded not guilty to 14 counts of child pornography.

cook county judge vincent gaughan rejected defense arguments that prosecutors have been too vague about when the alleged crime took place, said county state's attorney spokeswoman marcy jensen.

prosecutors claim the video was made sometime during a nearly three-year span between january 1998 and october 2000. they cut 18 months off their original timeframe of november 1997 to february 2002 after a judge agreed in june that the span was too broad.

defense attorney ed genson did not return a call for comment after business hours friday.

kelly, whose first name is robert, won a grammy for the gospel-like song "i believe i can fly." he's also known for sexually charged music like "bump n' grind" and "ignition."

the next court date was set for dec. 9.

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Video:NZ Armless Driver Charges Dropped

nz armless driver charges dropped

new zealand police have dropped charges of dangerous driving against a man with no arms who was caught speeding.

colin smith, 31, was stopped for driving at 121 km/h (75 mph) near the north island city of tauranga in march.

mr smith, who did not have a licence, was using one foot to steer and the other to operate the pedals.

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Video:Sex Swap Brothers Charged With Rape

sex swap brothers charged with rape

a boyfriend embarrassed about the size of his manhood told his lover he wanted sex in the dark — then got his brother to take his place.

desperate manfred schuh, 26, got away with it for two months until his girlfriend turned the light on during a bonk.

he has now been charged with accessory to rape and brother walter, 28, with rape.

cops said manfred, of berlin, used to get into bed, turn off the light, pretend to go to the bathroom then swap places with walter.

source: thesun.co.uk

Video:The Charge Of The Light Brigade (1/2)

the charge of the light brigade (1/2)

part one. a look at the "disastrous cavalry charge led by lord cardigan during the battle of balaclava on 25 october 1854 in the crimean war". this first few minutes are slow, but they show the important details as to why this event occurred, and the tension between lord lucan and cardigan. (clip taken from the 1968 anti-war film `charge of the light brigade`.)

Video:The Charge Of The Light Brigade (2/2)

the charge of the light brigade (2/2)

part two. a look at the "disastrous cavalry charge led by lord cardigan during the battle of balaclava on 25 october 1854 in the crimean war". (clip taken from the 1968 anti-war film `charge of the light brigade`.)

Video:Survival Guide: Elephant Charge

survival guide: elephant charge

in the african rain forests of congo, conservationist mike fay is charged by a 3-ton elephant. what does mike do to keep himself out of harm's way?

Video:Brown Bear Charges Archery Hunter

brown bear charges archery hunter

a clip from easton bowhunting. while floating down stream in alaska, a mother bear with three cubs charges.

Video:Moose Charges Archery Hunter

moose charges archery hunter

a clip from bowhunter tv. after arrowing a 1400 lb moose, an elderly archer has to dive for his life after the moose lowers the horn and charges!

Video:Man Farted Near Cop, Charged With Battery

man farted near cop, charged with battery


article submitted by traxx .

south charleston, w.va. - a man has been charged with battery on a police officer for allegedly passing gas and fanning it toward a patrolman.

jose a. cruz, 34, of clarksburg, w. va., was pulled over early tuesday for driving without headlights, police said. according to the criminal complaint, cruz smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech and failed three field sobriety tests before he was handcuffed and taken to a police station for a breathalyzer test.

as patrolman t.e. parsons prepared the machine, cruz scooted his chair toward parsons, lifted his leg and "passed gas loudly," the complaint said.

cruz, according to complaint, then fanned the gas toward the officer.

"the gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with patrolman parsons," the complaint alleged.

he was also charged with driving under the influence, driving without headlights and two counts of obstruction.

cruz acknowledged passing gas, but said he didn't move his chair toward the officer nor aim gas at the patrolman. he said he had an upset stomach at the time, but police denied his request to go to the bathroom when he first arrived at the station.

"i couldn't hold it no more," he said.

he also denied being drunk and uncooperative as the police complaint alleged. he added he was upset at being prepared for a breathalyzer test while having an asthma attack. the police statement said he later resisted being secured for a trip to a hospital that he requested for asthma treatment.

cruz said the officers thought the gas incident was funny when it happened and laughed about it with him.

"this is ridiculous," he said. "i could be facing time."


oh hey charges have been dropped:

an assistant says magistrate jack pauley signed a motion to dismiss the charge thursday.

cruz, who was arrested tuesday, still faces driving under the influence and other charges.

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Video:Flashing Woman Faces Charges

flashing woman faces charges

an appeals court reinstated a charge of indecent exposure against a woman who disrobed in front of a 14-year-old boy.

the three-member panel overturned a ruling by riverside county superior court judge robert w. armstrong, who had dismissed charges against alexis luz garcia last year, ruling that the law making it a misdemeanor for someone to expose "his person" didn't apply to women.

in a ruling issued aug. 28, the appeals panel noted that another section of state law says that "words used in the masculine gender include the feminine and neuter." "we can find no logical or reasonable basis for concluding women are incapable of committing the crime of indecent exposure," the panel wrote in its 13-page decision.

garcia, 41, of corona, was cited in may 2006 after parents of a neighbor boy said she displayed full-frontal nudity as he played basketball. prosecutors said garcia had complained that the 14-year-old was making too much noise while playing basketball. when her complaints went unheeded she allegedly went out onto her sundeck and disrobed.

woman strips naked because of noisy 14-year-old boy who was playing basketball. prosecutors said the boy's parents called police after the woman threatened to disrobe every time the boy played basketball.

garcia was charged with the exposure count and with willfully resisting a police officer for refusing to open her door when the officer tried to talk to her. deputy district attorney matt reilly said the decision "reinforces that both men and women need to be treated equally under the law."

a call to deputy public defender william a. meronek, who argued the appeal for garcia, was not immediately returned wednesday. if convicted, garcia faces up to a year in county jail and would have to register as a sex offender for life.

source: fresnobee.com

Video:Man Builds Up 40,000 Volt Static Charge Off Clothes

man builds up 40,000 volt static charge off clothes

an australian man has managed to build up a 40,000-volt charge of static electricity in his clothes as he walked, leaving a trail of scorched carpet and molten plastic and forcing firefighters to evacuate a building.

frank clewer, who was wearing a woolen shirt and a synthetic nylon jacket, was oblivious to the growing electrical current that was building up as his clothes rubbed together.

when he walked into a building in the country town of warrnambool in the southern state of victoria on thursday, the electrical charge ignited the carpet.

"it sounded almost like a firecracker," clewer told australian radio friday. "within about five minutes, the carpet started to erupt."

employees, unsure of the cause of the mysterious burning smell, telephoned firefighters who evacuated the building.

"there were several scorch marks in the carpet, and we could hear a cracking noise -- a bit like a whip -- both inside and outside the building," said fire official henry barton.

clewer, who after leaving the building discovered he had scorched a piece of plastic on the floor of his car, returned to seek help from the firefighters.

"we tested his clothes with a static electricity field meter and measured a current of 40,000 volts, which is one step shy of spontaneous combustion, where his clothes would have self-ignited," barton said.

"i've been firefighting for over 35 years and i've never come across anything like this," he said.

firefighters took possession of clewer's jacket and stored it in the courtyard of the fire station, where it continued to give off a strong electrical current.

david gosden, a senior lecturer in electrical engineering at sydney university, told reuters that for a static electricity charge to ignite a carpet, conditions had to be perfect.

"static electricity is a similar mechanism to lightning, where you have clouds rubbing together and then a spark generated by very dry air above them," said gosden.

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Video:Doctor Sues Over Sex Charges

doctor sues over sex charges

a u.s. doctor has sued a seattle-area newspaper for defamation after it reported he posed as his twin, a gynecologist, to have sex with his brother's patients.

dennis momah said the king county journal defamed him in 2003 when it published an article that said: "two twin brothers were taking turns having sex with patients on a regular basis without the patients' knowledge that they were two different people."

momah, who filed the lawsuit in king county superior court this week, also sued harish bharti, an attorney quoted in the paper who represents six female patients of charles momah, dennis momah's twin and a gynecologist.

charles momah is being sued by some of his former patients, who say that he switched places with dennis, giving him access to his gynecological patients.

in february, six patients said in a lawsuit that they were sometimes deceived into being seen, examined, operated on and sexually fondled by dennis momah, a general practitioner who is not certified in obstetrics and gynecology.

charles momah, who had medical practices in two suburbs south of seattle, has pleaded not guilty to criminal charges of rape, indecent liberties and insurance fraud. that trial is scheduled for october 4.

dennis momah, who has not been charged with any crime, said in his lawsuit that the article was "published negligently and with reckless disregard for the truth."

barbara morgan, executive editor of the king county journal, said the newspaper had not been served and did not know the details of momah's lawsuit.

dennis momah's lawyer, timothy ford, said the media coverage had ruined his nigeria-born client's career.

"right now he's looking for work," ford said.

bharti was not immediately available for comment, and phones to charles momah's practices were disconnected.

sounds pretty wierd...

:: anathema ::

reuters

Video:New Orleans Cops Face Charges in Beating

new orleans cops face charges in beating

three new orleans police officers are facing battery charges after investigators reviewed a videotape showing two patrolmen repeatedly punching a 64-year-old man accused of public intoxication and a third officer grabbing and shoving an associated press television news producer who helped capture the confrontation on tape.

after being questioned and arrested, the three officers were suspended without pay sunday, police spokesman marlon defillo said. the police promised a criminal investigation.

"it's a troubling tape, no doubt about it," defillo said.

the confrontations come as the department — long plagued by allegations of brutality and corruption — struggles with the aftermath of hurricane katrina and the resignation last month of police superintendent eddie compass.

the aptn tape shows an officer hitting the suspect, robert davis, at least four times in the head saturday night outside a french quarter bar. davis appeared to resist, twisting and flailing as he was dragged to the ground by four officers.

another of the officers then kneed davis and punched him twice. davis was face-down on the sidewalk with blood streaming down his arm and into the gutter.

then a fifth officer ordered aptn producer rich matthews and the cameraman to stop recording. when matthews held up his credentials, the officer grabbed the producer, leaned him backward over a car, jabbed him in the stomach and unleashed a profanity-laced tirade.

"i've been here for six weeks trying to keep ... alive. ... go home!" shouted the officer, who identified himself as s.m. smith.

in addition to smith, the other officers charged were identified as lance schilling and robert evangelist. smith is an eight-year veteran of the force, while evangelist and schilling have served three years each.

"the incidents taped by our cameraman are extremely troubling," said mike silverman, ap's managing editor. "we are heartened that the police department is taking them seriously and promising a thorough investigation."

police said davis, of new orleans, was booked on public intoxication, resisting arrest, battery on a police officer and public intimidation. he was treated at a hospital and released into police custody.

a mug shot of davis, provided by a jailer, showed him with his right eye swollen shut, an apparent abrasion on the left side of his neck and a cut on his right temple.

davis, who is black, was subdued at the intersection of conti and bourbon streets. three of the officers appeared to be white, and the other is light skinned. the officer who hit matthews is white. defillo said race was not an issue.

two of the officers in the video appeared to be federal officers. numerous agencies have sent police to help with patrols in the aftermath of katrina, and defillo said it would be up to their commanders to decide if they would face charges.

under normal circumstances, it takes unusually offensive behavior to trigger an arrest on bourbon street. but new orleans police have been working under stressful conditions since the hurricane. about 300 officers apparently either died, abandoned their posts or disappeared for some other reason.

those who stayed slept in their cars and worked 24-hour shifts after the storm. three-quarters lost their homes and their families are scattered across the country.

"our police officers are working under some very trying times," defillo said. "so it's a difficult time, but it doesn't excuse what our jobs are supposed to be."

conditions have improved — officers now have beds on a cruise ship — but they don't have private rooms and are still working five, 12-hour days.

compass, the police superintendent, resigned sept. 27. despite more than 10 years of reform efforts dating to before he took office, police were dogged by allegations of brutality and corruption.

on friday, state authorities said they were investigating allegations that new orleans police broke into a dealership and made off with nearly 200 cars — including 41 new cadillacs — as the storm closed in.

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Video:Paris Cleared of Marijuana Charges

paris cleared of marijuana charges

paris hilton has been cleared of allegations she offered teens alcohol and marijuana before taping a segment of her reality show the simple life: interns.

during an episode of her show, paris reportedly offered teens marijuana and bourbon to "loosen them up" for a taped segment.

lawmen in baltimore, maryland, recently confirmed that they were looking into the accusations, which could have seen the hotel heiress imprisoned for and fined if she was found guilty.

what a letdown....i was hoping for a "paris in prison" video....

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Video:Marines Could Face Murder Charges in Deaths of Iraqi Civilians in Haditha

marines could face murder charges in deaths of iraqi civilians in haditha

washington — murder charges may be brought against some marines for what may be the worst atrocity committed by u.s. military personnel in iraq, a senior pentagon official said friday.

the official said marines were likely responsible for killing as many as two dozen unarmed civilians, including women and children, in haditha last november. a separate investigation is under way into whether marines tried to cover up the killings. the official requested anonymity, citing the ongoing criminal investigation of the incident.

the marines initially reported that one marine and 15 iraqi civilians had been killed in crossfire when u.s. forces responded to an insurgent attack on nov. 19. the first report to the contrary surfaced in march, when time magazine quoted witnesses saying the marines "went on a rampage after the attack, killing 15 unarmed iraqis in their homes, including seven women and three children."

in addition, photos taken of the scene reportedly do not support the marines' original account of how the incident evolved.

a pentagon official said that the time report was "fairly benign" compared to what the investigation by the naval criminal investigative service and multi-national forces iraq has uncovered. lawmakers have been told that the results of the probe will be issued in about 30 days, a congressional official said.

three marines have been relieved of their command, though the reasons have not been announced. any marines found guilty of murder, a capital offense, could face the death penalty.

last week, rep. john murtha, a decorated vietnam veteran and former marine who is the ranking democrat on the house defense subcommittee, told reporters after being briefed on the probe that the killings were committed "in cold blood." on thursday, senate armed services committee chairman john warner told reporters that "incidents of a very serious nature did take place."

a pentagon spokesman said friday that he believes the military's investigation is winding down, but that no announcements should be expected in the next few days.

eric ruff, the pentagon press secretary, did not comment on reports that murder charges were possible' he said defense secretary donald h. rumsfeld was being kept apprised of the investigations.

"needless to say, we have to take seriously allegations of that type, and they're under investigation and they will then be handled in the normal order of things," rumsfeld said on fox news last week.

on wednesday, the marines announced that a separate investigation had been launched into the alleged killing of an iraqi civilian in hamandiyah by marines in april. as many as eight marines who may have been involved were relieved of their command and ordered back to the united states, an official said.

a pentagon official said the death occurred "outside of any authorized operations" and that some marines have already confessed to involvement.

on thursday, marine corps commandant gen. michael w. hagee flew to iraq to warn his troops against allowing the unrelenting insurgent violence to leave them callous to human suffering and the loss of life.

"we do not employ force just for the sake of employing force. we use lethal force only when justified, proportional and, most importantly, lawful," hagee wrote in a statement issued by his office. aides said it was the basis of remarks he intended to make to marines in iraq this week.

"many of our marines have been involved in life or death combat or have witnessed the loss of their fellow marines, and the effects of these events can be numbing," hagee said in his statement. "there is the risk of becoming indifferent to the loss of a human life, as well as bringing dishonor upon ourselves."

"to a marine, honor is more than just honesty; it means having uncompromising personal integrity and being accountable for all actions," hagee said. he urged all marines to have the moral courage to "do the 'right thing' in the face of danger or pressure from other marines."

he referred to "recent serious allegations about actions of marines in combat," but he did not specifically cite the two cases — one from last november and the other in april — of alleged killings of civilians.

both the house and senate armed services committees plan to hold hearings on the matter. hagee met with top lawmakers from those panels this week and discussed the november and april incidents.

source: fox news

Video:Death Charge

death charge

a guy tries to mess with cops with a big gun. it never ceases to amaze me. why the hell would you just want to kill yourself like that?

Video:Three Charged After Stealing Coke's Secrets

three charged after stealing coke's secrets

suspects arrested for allegedly stealing inside information from coca-cola and trying to sell it to rival pepsi.

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Video:Man Charged With Ransoming Mother’s Cat For $20,000

man charged with ransoming mother’s cat for $20,000

north kingstown police accuse a man of extorting more than $20 thousand from his elderly mother by repeatedly threatening to kidnap her cat and demanding ransom.

garry lamar was arrested last week and released on $200 bail. he’s been ordered to stay away from his 78-year-old mother, mary lamar grancher.

police say he started threatening to kidnap his mother’s beloved pet just over a year ago, when she kicked him out of her home.

according to authorities, lamar allegedly kidnapped the cat once during the past year and made kidnapping threats on a near weekly basis. police don’t believe the cat was harmed, but they’re still investigating.

police say grancher made at least two dozen payments. a phone listing for lamar couldn’t be located.

source: bostonherald.com

Video:Very Big Depth Charge

very big depth charge

ohhh so that's how they make fish paste!


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