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raymond chandler (1888-1959) was the creator of philip marlowe, the iconic private detective. not jokes, but here are some quotes from his brilliant stories: 1. she approached me with enough sex appeal to stampede a businessmen's lunch. 2. i could see, even on that short acquaintance, that thinking was always going to be a bother to her. 3. i called him from a phone booth. the voice that answered was fat. it wheezed softly, like the voice of a man who had just won a pie-eating contest. 4. the general spoke again, slowly, using his strength as carefully as an out-of-work show-girl uses her last good pair of stockings. 5. even on central avenue, not the quietest dressed street in the world, he looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food. 6. we sneered at each other across the desk for a moment. he sneered better than i did. 7. i used my knee on his face. it hurt my knee. he didn't tell me whether it hurt his face. 8. he had a battered face that looked as if had been hit by everything but the bucket of a drag-line. it was scarred, flattened, thickened, chequered and welted. it was a face that had nothing to fear. everything had been done to it that anybody could think of. 9. the voice got as cool as a cafeteria dinner. 10. it was a blonde. a blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window.
part ii. raymond chandler (1888-1959) was the creator of philip marlowe, the iconic private detective. not jokes, but here are some more quotes from his brilliant stories: 1. we looked at each other with the clear innocent eyes of a couple of used car salesmen. 2. her hair was as artificial as a night club lobby. 3. he had the sort of face that can turn from a polite simper to cold-blooded fury almost without moving a muscle. 4. her smile was as faint as a fat lady at a fireman's ball. 5. from thirty feet away she looked like a lot of class. from ten feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from thirty feet away. 6. the minutes went by on tiptoe, with their fingers to their lips. 7. she smelled the way the taj mahal looks by moonlight. 8. a fat man in sky-blue pants was closing the door with that beautiful leisure only fat men ever achieve. 9. on the dance floor half a dozen couples were throwing themselves around with the reckless abandon of a night watchman with arthritis. 10. i never saw any of them again - except the cops. no way has yet been invented to say goodbye to them.
