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rudi and spider discover the "new sound" while celebrating their victory over the evil bandit betamax.
a warning on how not to celebrate after bowling a strike.
san agustin, el salvador (reuters) - friends and relatives of cruz hernandez gathered on wednesday to celebrate her 128th birthday, a milestone that might make her the world's oldest person.
hernandez, who relatives say spends most of her time dozing and no longer speaks, was surrounded by some 200 people at her party, some bearing a cake and others dressed as salvadoran mythological heroes.
according to national records, hernandez was born on may 3, 1878, in one of the country's central provinces, where she gave birth to 13 children. she now has 60 grandchildren, 80 great-grandchildren and 25 great-great grandchildren.
national birth registry officials sent hernandez's documents to the guinness world records organization last year but have yet to hear whether the case was accepted.
guinness claims ecuadorean maria esther de capovilla is the world's oldest living woman at age 116.
according to the organization, the longest any woman has ever lived is 122 years. the oldest man was 120 when he died in 1986.
if sleep was all i had to look forward to, i wouldn't want to be that old.
a woman is celebrating her 50th birthday, and her rich husband is at a loss of what to buy her. "would you like a new car? or perhaps a new wardrobe?" he asks her, to which she replied "no thank you". the husband scratched his head, and racked his brains for more than a week, with each suggestion met with a solemn shake of her head and a sad look. after more than a month of this, he began to give up and frustratedly asks her what the hell she wants. "the thing is, you've bought me everything i could wish for, and you've given me every experienced possible", she replied. "except just one thing" she said hesitantly. "yes", said the husband excitedly, "anything you want, just name it!". "well, i've never, you know...slept with a black man" she replied her husband was shocked and said he would have to leave the house and think about it. after spending hours in the local pub, the man came back and said: " ok i want to make you the happiest woman in the world, so i will grant you this wish. just leave everything up to me, and i'll arrange it for you on a night i'm out next week". thrilled the woman hugged her husband and thanked him. the next few days went by slowly but finally the big day came. the doorbell rang, and the woman came down the stairs dressed only in sexy lingerie. she answered the door and was met with a rather confused black man. "er i don't know what i'm doing here, your husband just gave me some money down the pub and mumbled something about coming round here" he said. "well" the woman said, licking her lips, and fluttering her eyelashes " just just come in won't you" the black guy entered, and she lay down on the couch and started to play with herself over her lingerie. "i'm still not sure what ii'm supposed to do..." the black guy said. "oh you know..." she replied, "just do what comes naturally to you..." so he robbed her and left.
china revels in a un report that found it has the highest smog levels in the world, a sure sign of china's progress and prosperity.
some beautiful speeches music- everyday by carly comando
theoren fleury scores his 1st finnish hockey league goal. 1994-1995.
this chick is celebrating a goal with her boyfriend when she learns the people behind her are rooting for the other team.
april 14th was orange day, a quasi-holiday created by the fruit industry in japan to celebrate the greater consumption of oranges. central to this year’s promotional activities was an ‘orange day princess’ event that honored 31-year-old gravure idol aki hoshino:
inter vs milan is always very exciting game to watch. watch crazy italian journalist celebrating goals. obviously, they don't care for objective journalism.
brilliant little bird video-taped throughout the day on its 2nd birthday. i wish i knew this much when i was 2-years-old!
this pristine '69 judge funny car is a throwback to the good old days of forced-induction drag racing. check out the big huffer on that pure pontiac engine.
thanks nra
reckon he might not live this down for a while.
hoshino told reporters that she planned on continuing her swimsuit modeling career, adding that she hopes to get married before she turned 40. much like the oranges she was promoting, she considers herself best eaten when ripe.
aki hoshino orange princess
more hope of us failure from conservative scum
even with no fans.
