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Video:Girl Plays

girl plays "carry on my wayward son"

nice rendition of "carry on my wayward son" played by little girl on electronic organ

Video:SNL - Harry Carry

snl - harry carry

will ferrel plays harry carry while inteviewing jeff goldblum on saturday night live.

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  • Date 3/31/2006
  • by baca

Video:Wife Carrying Contest

wife carrying contest

it's the annual wife carrying races in finland and husbands have been training hard for the event. people from all over the world travelled to the country of the midnight sun to compete in the bizarre races in which husbands have to carry their spouses around an obstacle course.

Video:Carry On in Rude Health

carry on in rude health

matron! "carry on in rude health celebrates the contribution the carry on films have made to general rudeness, innuendo and humour in britain." clip from the bbc about the popular series of films that ran from 1958 to 1978. (the movies were all the same but kind of funny if you were in the right mood.)

Video:Drunk Man Carries Shotgun In Underwear

drunk man carries shotgun in underwear

a drunk man carried a shotgun down a busy darwin street wearing only his underpants, darwin magistrates court heard yesterday.

mark david wright, 32, was charged with carrying a firearm in a public place, possessing a firearm while under the influence and with not having a gun licence after police found him walking down trower rd in the early hours of november 11 last year.

constable tracey meyers told the court police responded to a call about 4am and found the 12-gauge double-barrel shotgun stashed in the front garden of a house on trower rd. it was not loaded.

"the male appeared intoxicated and unsteady on his feet." constable meyers said.

prosecutor caroline heske told the court wright had left his jingili home after arguing with his ex-girlfriend joanne adams, with whom he has a five-year-old son.

"you were very upset and angry," ms heske said.

"you pointed the shotgun at the car."

"you said: 'you can't take my son away from me."

wright denied this and said on the morning in question ms adams threatened to tell police he did not have a licence for the firearm.

"she said because there was a domestic violence order out i could go to jail," wright said. "i thought she was likely to do it so i went inside and grabbed the shotgun."

he said he was taking the gun to mr edwards' father's place but hid it when he saw ms adams drive by, talking on the phone.

"i realised i was walking down trower rd with a shotgun and it probably wasn't a good look," he said.

news.com.au

Video:Times Square Confetti to Carry Messages

times square confetti to carry messages

new york — messages and wishes for the new year from people around the world will float down on the new year's eve revelers in times square when the confetti is dropped.

for the first time, anyone can get a message printed on a piece of the multicolored confetti by visiting the times square information center or by using the internet to type a message on a "wishing wall online" — click here to type a message

the message-carrying pieces will be mixed among the more than one ton of confetti, organizers said.

messages can be serious or silly, said tim tompkins, a spokesman for the times square alliance, which organizes the party.

so far, messages have included everything from wanting to be taller or having a smarter boss to healthy children and asking for the safe return of a child from iraq, he said. "peace in the world," reads one posted on the "virtual wishing wall."

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Video:Harry Carry Hot Dog

harry carry hot dog

classic clip from will ferrel.

Video:Tanker Carrying Warheads Explodes In Tunnel

tanker carrying warheads explodes in tunnel

this drivers truck overheats in a tunnel during heavy traffic causing his engine to catch on fire igniting his cargo.

Video:Carry on Cleo - Wheels Wheels Wheels

carry on cleo - wheels wheels wheels

hengist pod getting shouted at by his wife senna.

Video:Why Carry A Gun?

why carry a gun?

cuz a whole cop would be too heavy.

Video:Mi-16 Carrying Chinook

mi-16 carrying chinook

one helicopter carries another.

Video:Hives-carrying Van Crashes; Bees Attack Rescuers

hives-carrying van crashes; bees attack rescuers

ankara, turkey - a van carrying beehives crashed into a truck on last monday, and huge swarms of bees broke free and stung the injured and rescue workers at the scene.

in the end, about 20 people were taken to hospitals, six of them injured in the crash and the rest rescue workers who were stung by the bees, said the state-run anatolia news agency.

one of the crash victims later died, but it was not immediately known if he had been killed by the impact of the accident or the insect attacks, said local gov. ahmet altinparmak.

the rescue workers - including local beekeepers summoned to the scene - used hoses, blankets and rags to try to ward off the bees. but it took about an hour for them to remove the crash victims from the chaotic scene, anatolia said.

the van hit the stationary truck on a road near the mediterranean resort of marmaris in southwestern turkey, injuring four people in the van and two in the truck, anatolia said. the impact burst open the bee hives in the van.

the bees swarmed over the injured and police, medics and firefighters who responded to the accident, forcing authorities to seek the help of about 50 beekeepers in the area.

as the crash victims waited for help, bees swarmed over them, anatolia said.

the news agency's video footage showed men in beekeeping clothing placing an injured man - also in protective gear - onto a stretcher in a swarm of bees and broken beehives, and carrying him down a hillside.

another person was seen hosing down the area to keep the bees away.

anatolia showed rescuers in orange-colored overalls inside a vehicle, trying to kill the bees by squashing them against windows, using a blanket and rags.

gov. atlinparmak said some of the injured were in serious condition.

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image above: i'm not apologizing for the lame pun. it's been my favorite since forever.

Video:Why Carry a Gun?

why carry a gun?

a billboard giving a legitimate reason to pack heat.

Video:Did Noah Carry Dinosaurs in His Ark?

did noah carry dinosaurs in his ark?

if only there was an image of the actual thing being described.

Video:Norway Arrests Woman For Carrying Cocaine In Wig

norway arrests woman for carrying cocaine in wig



oslo, norway - a british woman's bulging wig did not fool customs agents in norway who realized she wasn't just having a bad hair day. the wig was concealing 2.2 pounds of cocaine glued to her head and customs agents detained her on suspicion of cocaine smuggling, authorities said wednesday.

the 32-year-old suspect, whose name was withheld, arrived late sunday at vaernes airport near the city of trondheim on a flight from copenhagen, denmark, the customs service said.

"the agent thought she had a great deal of hair and suspected that she was wearing a wig," the agency said. "the wig was examined and the agents found a bag of cocaine."

norway's largest newspaper, verdens gang, said the cocaine was glued so firmly to the woman's real hair that police brought her to the local hospital to have it removed.

kjetil mjoesund, of trondheim police, confirmed that it was glued to her head, but had no information about how it was removed. he said she was taken for a routine medical check.

a court ordered the women held until july 15, pending a formal indictment and trial.

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Video:Fake School Bus Carried 5,408 Lbs. of Pot

fake school bus carried 5,408 lbs. of pot

houston - the driver of a fake school bus was able to evade arrest after a state trooper discovered more than $1 million worth of marijuana inside the bus, department of public safety officials said.

an officer had pulled over a school bus marked to resemble a united isd school bus on u.s. 59 north near laredo saturday, according to a dps statement.

the officer then found 5,408 pounds of marijuana inside the school bus, according to the statement. the estimated street value of the drugs is more than $1.7 million.

the driver of the bus fled on foot from the scene, but dps investigators are pursuing several leads in connection to the drug bust, according to the statement.

no other details regarding this incident were released.

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