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when you are driving fast in a car you can't control, you wreck it.
this kid can't drive. he loses control and crashes the car.
this advert is old, but here's the origin of the classic line "i've fallen and i can't get up".
the 3th clip from the new rayman game with bunnies can't do ...!
people like this created the whole “white guys can’t dance” rumor. this goon rips his pants while dancing in front of a huge group of people.
dontbethatguy films presents "things you can't do when you're not in a pool" you'll understand once you watch the video, the title can be confusing.
verizon's customer service can't tell the difference between 0.002 dollars and 0.002 cents. i suggest avoiding their so called "service". the audio is 27 minutes 15 seconds, don't let the player fool you. read the story here!
this cute little kitty is trying so hard to answer the phone as it rings. it just can't seem to get it to happen.
"i can't wait" by nu shooz. i did this about 2 years ago. inspired by those hbo commercials, or commercials by stations that are a compilation from different movies. clips from (in no particular order): the matrix, the hulk, twin dragons, resevoir dogs, face/off, spider-man, enter the dragon, fight club, army of darkness)
the senior civil servant went to the doctor and complained of being unable to sleep. doctor: 'oh! don't you sleep at night?' civil servant: 'yes, i sleep very well at night. and i sleep quite soundly most of the mornings, too - but i find it's very difficult to sleep in the afternoons as well.'
beck's "questions" about obama spell "oligarh"
the average woman cannot keep a secret for longer than 47 hours, according to a new study. researchers found women will typically spill the beans to at least one other person in 47 hours and 15 minutes, reports the daily telegraph. depending on who the gossip is about, their boyfriend, husband, best friend or mother are the most likely to be the first person they tell. the study of 3,000 women, aged between 18 and 65, also found that four out of ten admitted they were unable to keep a secret - no matter how personal or confidential. it also found that alcohol usually gives us a helping hand to blurt out secrets with more than half admitting a glass or two of wine could prompt them to dish the dirt. michael cox, uk director of wines of chile, which commissioned the research to mark chile's national day, said: "it's official - women can't keep secrets. "we were really keen to find out with this survey how many secrets people are told. what we didn't bank on was how quickly these are passed on by those we confide in. "no matter how precious the piece of information, it's often out in the public domain within 48 hours. that means every single brit who has confided in a friend should be worried because they don't know where their secret is heading." intimate issues, the true cost of purchases and affairs emerged top of the secret-keeping list, with girls most likely to share a secret chatting face-to-face, on the phone or via a text message. fortunately for some though, more than a quarter said they forgot what they were told the following day. source
classic track from 1967. "andy williams is an american pop singer and has recorded 18 gold and three platinum certified albums. this song was written by bob crewe and bob gaudio, and was also a 1967 single for frankie valli." this video from 2002 wisely uses the images of denise van outen (third-rate uk celebrity), but not her voice.
"i see you were last employed by a psychiatrist," said the employer to the applicant. "why did you leave?" "well," she replied, "i just couldn't win... if i was late to work, i was hostile. if i was early, i had an anxiety complex. if i was on time, i was compulsive."
it's funny watching this woman trying to park.
melanie morales from fox 28 in south bend is having some problems hearing when the anchors throw it to her in the field.
... and i don't have to, is this like scalping tickets at a game?
but it can bring a more pleasant form of misery
optimus showin' all how it is.
he even does it better than some nba players!
al bundy has a bird keeping him up at night, so marcy tells him he needs to get an owl.
found it when opening up a tub of i cant belive its not butter
from the album by the way.