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some people get pranked with porn pop-ups in an internet cafe.
wellington, new zealand - two women were hospitalized after a new zealand cafe mistakenly served dishwashing liquid as mulled wine, a newspaper reported tuesday. chico's restaurant ltd. in the mountain resort of queenstown on south island pleaded guilty to a charge of selling food containing extraneous matter — the chemical sodium hydroxide — that caused injury, the southland times newspaper said. prosecutor sarah mckenzie told queenstown district court that the two women were taken to a hospital after drinking the liquid last july, the newspaper reported. customer sarah ferguson had ordered a glass of "mountain thunder" mulled wine from queenstown's old man rock cafe, owned by chico's restaurant ltd. she spat out the liquid when she experienced a burning sensation on her lips and mouth. cafe worker bethany sim offered to test the drink and suffered a similar reaction. "a check by cafe management indicated that a mulled wine container had unfortunately been filled with dishwashing detergent," mckenzie told the court. an investigation showed the two liquids had been mixed up after 5.2 gallons of dishwashing liquid was delivered in a container formerly used to hold "mountain thunder" mulled wine. the court heard sim suffered burns and possible scaring of her throat and esophagus from the chemical mix. under new zealand's no-fault accident law, victims do not sue for damages. instead, treatment costs and income loss are met by the nation's accident compensation scheme. the company will be sentenced next month and faces a possible fine. source
customer: waiter! waiter: hi, my name is bill and i'll be your support waiter. what seems to be the problem? customer: there's a fly in my soup! waiter: try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time. customer: no, it's still there. waiter: maybe it's the way you're using the soup; try eating it with a fork instead. customer: even when i use the fork, the fly is still there. waiter: maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you using? customer: a soup bowl! waiter: hmmm, that should work. maybe it's a configuration problem; how was the bowl set up? customer: you brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to do with the fly in my soup? waiter: can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup? customer: i sat down and ordered the soup of the day! waiter: have you considered upgrading to the latest soup of the day? customer: you have more than one soup of the day each day? waiter: yes, the soup of the day is changed every hour. customer: well, what is the soup of the day now? waiter: the current soup of the day is tomato. customer: fine. bring me the tomato soup and the check. i'm running late now. [waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check.] waiter: here you are, sir. the soup and your check. customer: this is potato soup. waiter: yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet. customer: well, i'm so hungry now, i'll eat anything. [waiter leaves.] customer: waiter! now there's a mosquito in my soup! the check: soup of the day . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $ 5.00 upgrade to newer soup of the day. . . $ 2.50 access to support . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $10.00 editors note: bug in the soup........included at no extra charge (will be fixed with tomorrow's soup of the day)
i love coffee as much as the next person, but this guy really loves it.
the picture captures the mood.
beautiful view of a outside eatery.
yet another ugly woman.
although considered vulgar by most art critics, jack vettriano is one of the best sold artists in the world. scotlands foremost modern artist. critics might not like his work but i think most of its pretty cool.
