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children in poor turkish families getting circumcised in a butcher shop.
the arrival to butcher bay from the pc-version of the chronicles of riddick: assault on dark athena game.
a rabbit hops into a butchers' shop and says, "have you got any cabbages?"
the butcher says that he doesn't sell cabbages and the rabbit hops off.
the next day the same rabbit hops into the same butchers and says, "have you got any cabbages?"
the butcher, slightly peeved, says, "look i told you yesterday - i'm a butcher, i don't sell cabbages, now go away!"
the rabbit hops off. the next day the rabbit hops into the butchers again and says, "have you got any cabbages?"
the butcher, really annoyed now, snaps "no i haven't got any chuffin cabbages! if you come in here again asking for some cabbages i'm gonna nail your ears to the floor!"
the rabbit is scared by this and quickly hops out the door. the next day the rabbit hops into the butchers and asks "have you got any nails?"
the butcher replys "no".
the rabbit says "have you got any cabbages?"
as a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in its mouth reading: "10 lamb chops, please."
amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dog's mouth, and quickly closes the shop. he follows the dog and watches him wait for a green light, look both ways, and trot across the road to a bus stop. the dog checks the timetable and sits on the bench. when a bus arrives, he walks around to the front and looks at the number, then boards the bus. the butcher follows, dumbstruck.
as the bus travels out into the suburbs, the dog takes in the scenery. after awhile he stands on his back paws to push the "stop" button, then the butcher follows him off.
the dog runs up to a house and drops his bag on the stoop. he goes back down the path, takes a big run, and throws himself -whap!- against the door. he does this again and again. no answer. so he jumps on a wall, walks around the garden, beats his head against a window, jumps off, and waits at the front door.
a big guy opens it and starts cursing and berating the dog. the butcher runs up screams at the guy: "what the hell are you doing? this dog's a genius!"
the owner responds, "genius, my ass. it's the second time this week he's forgotten his key!!!"
olbermann butchers rnc chairman on same-sex marriage by david edwards same-sex marriage doesnt hurt small businesses. that according to msnbcs keith olbermann, who excoriated republican national committee chairman michael steele on his countdown program monday.
we prepare private bodies.
the parts of a pig that are delicious vs. those that are not.
monty python sketch from the flying circus series.
skeletons found at an unearthed site in mexico show aztecs captured, ritually sacrificed and partially ate several hundred people traveling with invading spanish forces in 1520.
skulls and bones from the tecuaque archeological site near mexico city show about 550 victims had their hearts ripped out by aztec priests in ritual offerings, and were dismembered or had their bones boiled or scraped clean, experts say.
the findings support accounts of aztecs capturing and killing a caravan of spanish conquistadors and local men, women and children traveling with them in revenge for the murder of cacamatzin, king of the aztec empire's no. 2 city of texcoco.
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what animal is that ?
the job's a tad more fun on a unicycle.
one afternoon, a butcher went into a pet shop. the butcher had visited that same pet shop every day for a week straight. it seems that he had fallen in love with one of the seagulls in the shop. alas, he had no money to spend, but the pet shop owner agreed to give him the bird in exchange for some of the delicious german sausage from the butcher's store. and so, the deal was made. it seems that he took a tern for the wurst.
