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hot brunette gets out of the bath and lotions up in front of the mirror.
a brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. she rubs it and, you guessed it, a genie appears. the genie says, "you are allowed three wishes. but, i must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much." the woman says, "okay. give me a nice house." the genie replies, "you now have one nice house and all the blondes in the world have two." the the lady says, "give me a gorgeous man." the genie replies, "you now have one gorgeous man, while all the blondes have two." the lady says, "for my last wish, genie, see that stick over there? beat me half to death with it.
now, if she'd just drop them panties a little more...
i'm not sure what sort of acrobats they are, but whose fault is it?
hottie in sexy lingerie
sexy thing that she is.
she's unbelievably gorgeous.
take it all off.
this is a really old show from the 70`s. some of you may know it, some of you may not. it`s still pretty funny after all these days.
super hot brunette on webcam (me, hehe).
3 woman, a blonde a brunette and a red head are trapped on top of a burning building and they are screaming for help. moments later the fire brigade arrive at the scene and one fireman shouts to the women. fireman: ladies! we are going to take out the safety net now and i am going to get each of you to jump down one at a time. we need you to follow our instructions quickly. you the brunette! on the count of 3, jump. the brunette on the count of 3, jumps and just as she's about to land in the safety net, the firemen pull away and brunette smashes into the pavement. fireman: you the redhead! on the count of 3, jump! red head: no way am i going to jump! you pulled away the safety net just now! fireman: no no! we pulled away the safety net cause we friggin hate brunettes! we love red heads! now jump! so the redhead bravely leaps. again, just as she's about to fall into the safety net, the firemen pull away and laugh as she smashes into the pavement. fireman: blondie!! it's your turn! jump! we have you! blonde: no way am i going to jump! you bastards pulled away the last two times. hell if i jump. fireman: no no! we hate brunettes and redheads! truth is we love blondes! now shut up and jump! blonde: hell no! i don't trust you bastards! now hands off the safety net and i will jump! - the end -
there was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead and they were at a spa. they were about to leave when they noticed the most magnificent mirror near the door, trimmed in gold. "that’s a beautiful mirror!" the redhead exclaimed. the manager walked up behind them and said, "that’s not any mirror ladies. that’s a truth mirror. if you stand in front of it and say anything that is true you will get anything you want. but if you lye you get sucked into the mirror for all eternity." the brunette went first. she stood in front of the mirror and said, "i think i'm the prettiest of us three." and she had keys to a new car in her hands. the redhead went next. she stood in front of the mirror and said, "i think i'm the smartest of us three." and she had bags of money all around her. the blonde went last. she said, "i think...." and was immediately sucked into the mirror.
on the floor (?!)
lovely!
