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queensland teachers and other public servants could be forced to get permission before taking up a second job following revelations a gold coast teacher was working in a legal brothel.
the woman is believed to have stopped working at the brothel last year, but no action could be taken against her at the time because it was not an illegal activity.
she is currently on special leave with full pay while the crime and misconduct commission investigates an unrelated allegation that she supplied alcohol to underage students during an overseas trip.
premier peter beattie said yesterday he would seek urgent advice from public service commissioner george o'farrell on whether the government could legislate to require government employees get approval from a supervisor before taking another job.
"we accept that she's not done anything that is illegal but our priority is to look after the best interests of the students," mr. beattie said yesterday.
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an alleged brothel-on-wheels that authorities said they busted over the weekend gives a whole new meaning to keeping the party moving. miami beach undercover detectives who paid a $40 entry fee and boarded a stretch limousine bus sunday found women onboard offering oral sex and lap dances for money, authorities said. authorities arrested christine morteh, 29, of miramar, and the driver, clyde scott, along with four other people sunday. miami-dade jail spokeswoman janell hall said morteh faces charges including offering to commit or engage in prostitution, conducting business without a license, directing another to a place of prostitution and deriving support from prostitution. hall said morteh was released on $7,000 bail on tuesday and does not yet have an attorney. a telephone listing for her couldn't be found. scott, 41, also faces charges including directing another to prostitution, possession of a controlled substance and deriving support from prostitution, hall said. he was released sunday on $11,500 bond. it was not immediately known if he had an attorney. source
it is just another working day at the brothel. the punters are coming, the cash is coming, and the girls are faking it. suddenly the door opens, and a figure steps through the threshold, silhouetted against the backdrop of the red lights. it is a boy, a young boy, about nine. in his hand is a length of string, reaching all the way to the floor, where it is fastened around the neck of what looks like a dead frog. the figure picks the frog up, strides up to the counter, and places the amphibian onto it, exclaiming, “i want a bitch with herpes.” behind the counter, the sexmonger is flabbergasted. “i’m sorry, what did you say?” “i said ‘i want a bitch with herpes’” says the child. “well i’m afraid we don’t have any ladies that fit that description” replies the madam. “i want a bitch with herpes, and i am going to have a bitch with herpes” says the boy, putting £1000 on the counter, next to the frog. the madam thinks about this for a while and decides that the reputation of her house of ill-repute is definitely worth £1000. she sends for one of her many shingle infected sluts. the boy follows the genitally deformed working girl to her room, trailing his frog behind him. after an hour of quite bizarre shenanigans the kid returns to the counter, frog in tow, to thank the madam. she takes this opportunity to ask the question that had been puzzling her for the entire previous hour, “why did you want a whore with herpes?” “well,” explains the boy “my parents are going out tonight. in the evening i’m going to fuck my babysitter. when my dad drives her back home, he’s going to fuck her. then he’s going home to fuck mum. in the morning she’s going to fuck the milkman. he’s going to fuck his wife, she’s going to fuck her boss, he’s going to fuck his wife - my english teacher, she’s going to fuck my headmaster and he’s the cunt who killed my frog!”
a short clip from "respectable", a uk sitcom.
german brothels are offering customers the chance to sleep with as many prostitutes as they like for a single fee, in recession-busting deals criticised as immoral by politicians. the "flat-rate sex" promotions, which are based on all-you-can-eat restaurants, have been introduced by brothel owners in a bid to revive trade that has fallen around 30 per cent in the economic downturn. other imaginative offers include rebates for pensioners and people on benefits, 10 per cent discounts for men who arrive by bicycle or public transport, and free shoe-polishing for customers who stay overnight. but it is the flat-rate deals – which are priced as low as £60 (€70) – that have attracted particular controversy in a country where prostitution is legal and generally well-tolerated. the promotion is popular which brothel owners who have to pay their sex workers a fixed daily wage whether or not they have any clients. but conservative politicians have expressed disgust at the innovation and have ordered a wave of police raids on sex clubs in an effort to bring it to an end. “this is an outrageous violation of human dignity,” heribert rech, the baden-württemberg interior minister, told the times. “so-called flat-rate sex is an immoral development which cannot be tolerated in our society.” because the promotion is not forbidden by law, officers have focused their raids on immigration and hygiene offences at brothels where is has been introduced. source
stung by the economic crisis, a brothel in berlin has leapt on the "green" bandwagon and is offering discounts to clients who can prove they arrived by public transport or bicycle - with some success. "everyone's a winner," explained regina goetz, a former prostitute who runs the maison d'envie (house of desire) brothel in berlin's prenzlauer berg, a district in the former east berlin, which is a stronghold for the ecologist green party. "the environment is a topic on everyone's lips and it's pretty difficult to park around here. so we came up with the idea of an 'eco discount' of five euros ($7.40) to anyone who leaves the car at home," ms goetz said. "the crisis has slashed our turnover in half in the last year," the 56-year-old said. but the green discounts have proved a roaring success and got business back on track, she said. fifteen minutes in the brothel costs €25 ($37) rather than €30 for environmentally-conscious punters, around 10 per cent of whom have taken up the offer. to qualify for the discount, "clients who come by bike show their helmet or their padlock keys," she said. "others hand in their ticket or monthly pass if they have come on the bus." all the employees of the maison d'envie wholeheartedly approve of the eco tariff. "regina is full of good ideas," said one. source
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