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Video:The Onion: Bring Your Daughter to War Day

the onion: bring your daughter to war day

the onion: army holds annual bring your daughter to war day

Video:Bring The Pain - Video Montage

bring the pain - video montage

mindless self indulgence's cover of bring the pain by method man over a series of movie clips.

Video:2nd Grader Brings Pot on School Trip

2nd grader brings pot on school trip

a second grader who brought 18 bags of pot (13.5 grams) to school will not face criminal charges - but his uncle will.

the 8-year-old student at the dunbar school found his uncle's marijuana stash, and brought it on a school field trip friday to show friends.

a teacher found the boy stuffing bags of weed into his pockets during the trip to yale's peabody museum of natural history.

his uncle, 18-year-old albert davidson of stamford, was charged with possession of marijuana with intent to sell, possession of marijuana with intent to sell within 1,500 feet of a school and risk of injury to a minor. he was released after posting a $1,000 bond.

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Video:Indiana Girl Brings Gun, Pot to School

indiana girl brings gun, pot to school

gary, ind. --a 14-year-old girl came to middle school with a handgun, ammunition and six small bags of marijuana, police said.

the girl set off metal detectors and was arrested and charged with juvenile delinquency, said gary police detective lt. jack arnold.

school board president jesse morris said parents should not be alarmed because the security system worked.

"if the detectors would not have worked or if they weren't manned, she probably would have gotten inside the school with the gun and the drugs," he said. "that is scary. it's a safety issue, and i'm very concerned about this."

morris suspects the multiple bags the girl brought could mean she was selling drugs for another dealer.

"drug dealers like to send kids into the schools, because if an adult gets caught, especially close to a school, the penalties are more severe," morris said.

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Video:UN brings supplies

un brings supplies

engines: check, flaps: check, airbrakes: check hmmm i think that's everything.

Video:Dad Brings His Two Kids To A Robbery

dad brings his two kids to a robbery

good education for their future....

Video:Bring Back The 70s

bring back the 70s

if it were only possible to go back in time.

Video:Research Brings Hope Body Parts Can Regrow

research brings hope body parts can regrow

buoyed by recent genetic breakthroughs, researchers at northwestern university and across the country have hopes of achieving a feat long thought to be impossible: enabling people to replace damaged body parts or even regrow missing limbs.

like salamanders and other lower species, humans possess genes that direct the body to make new arms and legs after an injury. but in humans, the genes lie dormant, inactivated after evolution favored the swift patching of wounds through scarring over the slow regeneration of body parts.

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Video:Arcade-in-a-Box brings classic gaming home

arcade-in-a-box brings classic gaming home

if you love playing arcade games but don't feel like investing in a huge cabinet that will make your apartment feel like either some rich kids basement or a frat house, the arcade-in-a-box could allow you to feed your addiction with a bit more subtlety. featuring two sets of arcade controls, you plug it into your tv to turn it into a giant arcade setup. the box is pretty much just a pc that can emulate arcade games, and it comes loaded with the midway arcade treasures and atari anniversary collection bundles of games. since it's just a windows xp machine, you could conceivably play any game using the built-in controls. the one fishy thing is that they're asking $1,800 for this, which is nearly twice as much as the guts of the machine are worth. the smartest solution would probably be just buying a nice gamepad and hooking it up to your computer, but perhaps that's just too boring. source scifi.com

Video:Charlie Brown Brought Up To Date

charlie brown brought up to date

this is an eye opener.

Video:Brought To You By Budweiser

brought to you by budweiser

three hicks were working on a telephone tower - steve, bruce and jed. steve falls off and is killed instantly.

as the ambulance takes the body away, bruce says, "someone should go and tell his wife."

jed says, "ok, i'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, i'll do it."

two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of beer.

bruce says, "where did you get that, jed?"

"steve's wife gave it to me," jed replies.

"that's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?"

well, not exactly", jed says. "when she answered the door, i said to her, 'you must be steve's widow'." she said, "no, i'm not a widow!"

and i said, "i'll bet you a case of budweiser you are.

Video:'The Office' Brings Sexy Back

'the office' brings sexy back

in my opinion, this is one of the greatest music videos ever made. extremely well-done.

Video:Bring Back the 50's

bring back the 50's

ah, nostalgia...

Video:Bring Me A Beer

bring me a beer

the tiny japanese i-sobot demonstrates its carrying ability. if this isn't the most useful invention for mankind, i don't know what is.

Video:Bring Your Daughter To War Day

bring your daughter to war day

what about your son?

Video:This will bring tears....

this will bring tears....

... of laughter to your eyes. well it did to mine, i have not laughed so much since tony blair said he was telling the truth!

Video:Bring Me the Horizon - Pray For Plagues

bring me the horizon - pray for plagues

video for "pray for plagues" by the british deathcore band "bring me the horizon". this is off their album "count your blessings".

Video:Bill Moyers: Bring Back the Draft

bill moyers: bring back the draft

bill moyers ended his show this week with an editorial comment on what he thinks we should do if president obama chooses to escalate the war in afghanistan by sending more troops--bring back the draft

Video:Moron Brings a Lion to a House Warming Party

moron brings a lion to a house warming party

he couldn't bring a cake just like everybody else did, he had to bring a lion.

Video:Ex-US Army Sergeant : Afghanistan War Has Brought More Evil

ex-us army sergeant : afghanistan war has brought more evil

one of the criteria for a just war is that you have to eliminate more evil than you bring in, says ex-us army sergeant geoff millard. the war in afghanistan has brought more evil into the world than its taken out. from : http://therealnews.com/

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  • Date 7/27/2009
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Video:Bring Back Star Wars - Part2 - Final

bring back star wars - part2 - final

part 1
justin lee collins sets himself the biggest challenge in the empire — get the star wars cast together for one big final star wars party. along the way he discovered the secrets of princess leia’s underwear and tried to heal a bitter rift between the actors who played droids c3po and r2d2.
40+ minutes long - big file

Video:Bruce Springsteen: Bring ‘Em Home

bruce springsteen: bring ‘em home

crooks and liars - "bruce was on conan’s show friday night and played "bring ‘em home" from the new album "we shall overcome : "the seeger sessions " what an incredible song and performance."

Video:Dragon Ball Z - Goku VS Brolly-Bring Me to Life

dragon ball z - goku vs brolly-bring me to life

a music video not from me but from somebody else!


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