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march 19, 2008 - with many frog species dying off, australian zoos are joining a global network to breed amphibains.
part 1 part 2/2 life in the freezer ep.2. david attenborough looks at the effects the summer has on the life in the antarctic as the season progresses and the race to complete breeding before winter begins.
part 1/2 life in the freezer ep. 3. david attenborough looks at the effects the summer has on the life in the antarctic as the season progresses and the race to complete breeding before winter begins. part 2
a farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham, bacon, etc.... after several weeks, he notices that none of the pigs are getting pregnant and calls a vet for help.
the vet tells the farmer that he should try artificial insemination. the farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, he only asks the vet how he will know when the pigs are pregnant. the vet tells him that they will stop standing around and will instead, lay down & wallow in the mud when they are pregnant. the farmer hangs up & gives this some thought. he comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means that he has to impregnate the pigs.
so, he loads the pigs into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back & goes to bed. next morning, he wakes & looks out at the pigs. seeing that they are all still standing around, he concludes that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the truck again. he drives them out to the woods, bangs each pig twice for good measure, brings them back and goes to bed. next morning, he wakes to find the pigs still just standing around. one more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up & drives them out to the woods. he spends all day shagging the pigs and, upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed.
the next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at the pigs. he asks his wife to look out and tell him if the pigs are laying in the mud.
'no,' she says, 'they're all in the truck and one of them is honking the horn.
apparently the male pitbull is a little bit nervous while acting the deed, maybe he needs a little bit more experience. either way, he isnt going to get his chick back.
this is the largest cat in the world. lliger - half lion / half tiger!
a guy encounters a very strange dog while visiting an old friend and is a little freaked out.
the following breeds are now recognized by the akc: collie + lhasa apso = collapso, a dog that folds up easy for transporting spitz + chow chow = spitz-chow, a dog that throws up alot pointer + setter = poinsetter, a traditional christmas pet great pyrenees + dachshund = pyradachs, a puzzling breed pekingnese + lhasa apso = peekasso, an abstract dog irish water spaniel + english springer spaniel = irish springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle newfoundland + basset hound = newfound asset hound, a dog for financial advisors terrier + bulldog = terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes bloodhound + labrador = blabador, not a popular dog with cia agents malamute + pointer = moot point, owned by... oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway collie + malamute = commute, a dog that travels to work deerhound + terrier = derriere, a dog that's true to the end
"after a month of walking, a female lobster is forced to fight for a breeding pit before laying her eggs. images from bbc wildlife show, blue planet."
deerhound + terrier = derriere, a dog that's true to the end spitz + chow chow = spitz-chow, a dog that throws up a lot kerry blue terrier + skye terrier = blue skye, a dog for visionaries great pyrenees + dachshund = pyradachs, a puzzling breed pekingnese + lhasa apso = peekasso, an abstract dog irish water spaniel + english springer = spaniel irish springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle labrador retriever + curly coated retriever = lab coat retriever, the choice of research scientists newfoundland + basset hound = newfound asset hound, a dog for financial advisors terrier + bulldog = terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes bloodhound + labrador = blabador, a dog that barks (or drools) incessantly malamute + pointer = moot point, owned by... oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway collie + malamute = commute, a dog that travels to work with you bloodhound + borzoi = bloody bore, a dog that's not much fun pointer + setter = poinsetter, a traditional christmas pet collie + lhasa apso = collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport
the most elusive baby in the world.
