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this guy wants revenge on his ex-girlfriend - he comes out on top - this is one messed up "soap".thanks screw_be_doo.
some guy gets home to find his girlfriend in bed with an other man.
dear husband: i'm writing you this letter to tell you that i'm leaving you for good. i've been a good woman to you for seven years and i have nothing to show for it. these last two weeks have been hell. your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. last week, you came home and didn't notice that i had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. you came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. you don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or anything. either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is, i'm gone. p.s. if you're trying to find me, don't. your brother and i are moving away to west virginia together! have a great life! your ex-wife dear ex-wife nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. it's true that you and i have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. i watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging. too bad that doesn't work. i did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was "you look just like a man!" my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say anything nice. when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with my brother, because i stopped eating pork seven years ago. i went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price tag was still on it. i prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99. after all of this, i still loved you and felt that we could work it out. so when i discovered that i had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, i quit my job and bought us two tickets to jamaica. but when i got home you were gone. everything happens for a reason i guess. i hope you have the filling life you always wanted. my lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. so take care. p.s. i don't know if i ever told you this but carl, my brother...was born carla. pss. i hope that's not a problem. signed rich as hell and free!
looks awfully fake to me-- the acting is a little iffy. anyone else think the chick sort of sounds like sarah silverman?
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il- police are investigating whether an elgin woman used nude photos of her daughter's 13-year-old ex-boyfriend as blackmail to get the two back together. no charges have been filed, but police confirmed monday they are actively pursuing counts of intimidation, harassment and child pornography possession in the case that originated in sleepy hollow. "it's a sad and surprising situation," sleepy hollow police chief jim montalbano said. "we expect charges will be filed, hopefully by next week." it's the daily herald's policy not to publish names of people under investigation until they are charged or about to be charged with a crime. the probe began aug. 21 when a couple from sleepy hollow reported to police that their son received hundreds of threatening e-mails and text messages after the boy and his 13-year-old girlfriend of five months broke up, according to an officer's sworn affidavit. the parents told police their son admitted he and the girl had taken naked photos of themselves while dating, sharing them with each other with their cell phones, but the pictures of the girl no longer exist. the parents said that after the breakup the girl's mother told the boy she'd tell his parents about the images of him and post them online unless the youngsters started seeing each other again. in another tactic, the mother set up an e-mail account the boy could use to contact her daughter without his parents knowing, according to an officer's sworn affidavit. but the boy did not give in, and he refused to let the woman "ruin his life by telling his mother." on monday, montalbano said authorities believe the photos did wind up on internet sites, although that aspect of the case remains under investigation. he said forensic investigators from kane and cook counties, as well as aurora, are assisting local police in examining dozens of cell phones, computers and cds seized from the girl's home and school in late september. "we've been able to freeze (phone and e-mail) accounts so nothing gets destroyed," montalbano said. "it's going through forensics right now." according to court documents, the boy's parents personally tried to resolve the situation with the other family in august, but the harassment continued. montalbano said the illinois department of children and family services has been notified of the situation. the children are not under investigation for any criminal activity, he said. threat: charges expected to be filed 'by next week' source
how not to be a jerk while breaking up with the gf.
woman breaks up with her man in unique way
a marine was deployed to afghanistan. while he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. in the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. and, she wanted pictures of herself back. so the marine did what any squared-away marine would do. he went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women that he could find. he then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and without) to his girlfriend with the following note: "i don`t remember which one you are. please remove your pictures and send the rest back."
