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bread is life; bread is freudian.
riddle about a cat and buttered bread.
charlie chaplin and his famous two loaves of bread dancing scene.
a parody of the classic zombie file "night of the living dead" done with bread.
a dead mouse in a loaf of bread.
this reporter shows the process of making bread made in an odd way.
what the fuck does it sound like, it's bread made out of tigers.
a local bakery decided to hire a part-time counter person and ended up with a local co-ed who could work evenings and weekends. she had one eccentric characteristic (which was unknown when she was hired) -- she wore short skirts and no underwear. needless to say, she was a real beauty and had a figure to die for. the bakery had a small storefront so it was necessary to have the various products on shelves and use a ladder to reach the uppermost items. the item that was previously the least popular -- the raisin bread -- was quickly becoming the most popular with gentlemen. conveniently enough, the raisin bread was kept on the highest shelf of all. one day, an elderly gentleman came in and ordered a loaf of bread. the young lady, without thinking, scurried up the ladder and then realized she had not asked the gentleman what kind of bread he had wanted so she nodded and asked, "raisin?" "no," he replied, "but it's beginning to twitch just a little."
he uses a large combination of shapes in this one.
7 different types of brain!!
american and french?
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the homeless get given some supplies..
jussipussi brand dinner rolls.
should be liberated.
innovative design.
since 1908.
in 3.. 2.. 1..
fresh baked.
1. more than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users. 2. fully half of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests. 3. in the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations. 4. more than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread. 5. bread has been proven to be addictive. subjects deprived of bread and given only water to eat begged for bread after as little as two days. 6. bread is often a "gateway" food item, leading the user to "harder" items such as butter, jelly, peanut butter, and even cold cuts. 7. bread has been proven to absorb water. since the human body is more than 90 percent water, it follows that eating bread could lead to your body being taken over by this absorptive food product, turning you into a soggy, gooey bread-pudding person. 8. newborn babies can choke on bread. 9. bread is baked at temperatures as high as 400 degrees fahrenheit! that kind of heat can kill an adult in less than one minute. 10. most american bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.
