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upside down liscence plate that says "blond".
a russian, an american, and a blonde were talking one day.
the russian said, "we were the first in space!"
the american said, "we were the first on the moon!"
the blonde said, "so what? we're going to be the first on the sun!"
the russian and the american looked at each other and shook their heads. "you can't land on the sun, you idiot! you'll burn up!" said the russian.
the blonde replied, "we're not stupid, you know. we're going at night!"
an insurance commercial from austria. i don't think it needs a translation...
frank was on trial for first-degree murder, facing lethal injection if convicted, and the trial didn't seem to be going well for him. his brother had been eyeing a good-looking blonde on the jury throughout the whole trial, and before the jury began deliberating he approached the blonde and told her he'd give her $10,000 if she could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter. the jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter. after the trial, the brother went to the blonde's house, told her what a great job she had done and paid her the $10,000. the blonde replied, "i tell you, it wasn't easy getting them to change their minds like that. they all wanted to acquit him!"
three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the texas highway patrol. the detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, "so y'all want to be cops, huh?" the blondes all nodded. the detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled out a folder. sitting back down, he opened it and pulled out a picture, and said, "to be a detective, you have to be able to detect. you must be able to notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities, such as scars and so forth." so saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and withdrew it after about two seconds. "now," he said, "did you notice any distinguishing features about this man ?" the blonde immediately said, "yes, i did. he has only one eye!" the detective shook his head and said, "of course he has only one eye in this picture! it's a profile of his face! you're dismissed!" the first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office. the detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the photo in her face for two seconds, pulled it back and said, "what about you? notice anything unusual or outstanding about this man?" "yes! he only has one ear!" the detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed, "didn't you hear what i just told the other lady? this is a profile of the man's face! of course you can only see one ear!! you're excused too!" the second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office. the detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and said, "this is probably a waste of time, but..." he flashed the photo in her face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying, "all right, did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual about this man?" the blonde said, "i sure did. this man wears contact lenses." the detective frowned, took another look at the picture and began looking at some of the papers in the folder. he looked up at the blonde with a puzzled _expression and said, "you're absolutely right! his bio says he wears contacts! how in the world could you tell that by looking at his picture?" the blonde rolled her eyes and said, "well, helloooo! with only one eye and one ear, he certainly can't wear glasses."
what you should do after a car crash.
i'm sure she is creating memories that will last a lifetime.
talking parrot and stupid blond. one of the funniest clips ever.
blond gazelle (stupidus maximus), a strange savanna animal indeed.
a hot blond dressed all in black and on her knees.
this blond chick takes out 2 emo/goth girls.
another fine example of italian tv. they make blond girl take a shower on air. lots of cheering and peering going on...
what's the difference between a blond and a mosquito? one keeps sucking after u slap it.
previously: a dumb blonde is driving down the freeway in her brand new cherry-red lamborghini with not another car in sight when she comes across a big truck. this truck is going a tad too slow for her liking, and being in a no-passing zone, she vents her frustration by repeatedly blaring the horn at him. this really gets on the truck driver's nerves, and he motions for her to pull over. they both pull onto the shoulder and get out of their vehicles. after briefly gazing at the blonde, and at the surrounding desert, the truck driver walks up to her and pulls out a piece of chalk. he uses the chalk to draw a circle on the pavement and then returns his gaze to the blonde. "okay," he says in a gruff, threatening voice, "now i want you to step into the circle and stare out into the desert. you are not allowed to leave the circle. you got that?" "sure," replies the blonde casually, and she steps into the circle. the truck driver then goes to his truck and gets out a sledgehammer. with a mighty grunt of exertion, he begins to beat the living crap out of the blonde's car. by the time he's done, her car is nothing more than a crumpled up piece of scrap. satisfied with his handiwork, he turns to face the blonde. but, much to his surprise, she starts laughing uncontrollably. "what the hell are you laughing about?" the truck driver demands, "i just completely totalled your car!" the blonde is now rolling on the ground laughing, and in between giggles she says: "when you weren't looking, i stepped out of the circle!" now, the same truck driver is rolling down the highway a few days later and yet another sports car, this time a red porshe 911 turbo, tailgates him in a road with double lines. the driver, another blond, is impatient as usual and generally annoys the truck driver. like before, he gestures to the blond to pull over. they both do so, and clamber out of their cars. he stares at the blond for a short while and pulls out his piece of chalk; he starts to draw a circle in the ground. however, the blond, wise to his ways, replies, "wait just a minute! don't you try to fool me, i know exactly what you're going to do! my friend told me about you!" the trucker pauses for a second, then erases the unfinished circle. he then begins to draw again; this time, however, he draws a square. "alright," he growls, "now i want you to step into the circle and stare out into the desert. you are not allowed to leave the square. you got that?" "fine!" says the blond and steps into the square...
angelina jolie (born june 4, 1975) is an american film actress, a former fashion model and a goodwill ambassador for the un refugee agency. she is often cited by popular media as one of the world's most beautiful women and her off-screen life is widely reported. she has received three golden globe awards, two screen actors guild awards and an academy award.
is this just a water bottle?
girl shows her ass
on a lazy sunday morning...
attractive and tough.
