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the real reason blokes spend so much time in the garage!
another clip from “cosmic jam” bill tells us a classic “3 blokes go into a pub joke”
a bloke walks into a bar and asks for a pint, the barman walks over to the beer tap and starts pouring the pint. whilst the barman is doing this the bloke hears a noise coming from the bowl of peanuts so he listens again "alright darlin you're a bit of alright ain't ya" confused he turns toward the fruit machine, which happens to be switched off and hears another voice"yoooooooou ugly fucker" by this point the barman returns and says "are you alright mate, you look like you've seen a ghost?" the bloke replys: "you probably think i'm mental but i swear those nuts and that fruit machine were just talking to me." "what did they say?" asked the barman. the nuts said "i was a bit of alright and the fruit machine told me i was an ugly fucker" "oh," said the barman "that's probably because the nuts are complimentr.y" "but what about the fruit machine?" "oh that's just out of order, mate."
old lady thinks she owns the road!
an australian ford falcon ute ad just for aussie blokes
a bloke asks a barman for a quadruple scotch,then necks it in one. barman says, wow,what`s wrong? bloke says i came home early & went up to the bedroom where i saw my wife shagging my best friend. what did you say asks the barman? bloke says i told her to pack her things & fuck off. what about your best friend? i looked him straight in the eye & said, bad dog!
a bloke walks up to a woman in a nite club, and says, hi, my names bond ! she says, dont tell me, its james. he said, no its uni, i'm here to fill yer crack!
guy caught wanking preparing for a big date and he didnt even know it!!!!! what an idiot!!!!
