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must have been a bad birthday for them
cute and funny birthday song.
send this to your more twisted friends on their birthday
this guy wakes up to the best yet worst birthday prank i have ever seen.
spoilt 15 year old girl receives a lexus for a birthday present but starts crying over it.
this is a video of a thankful boy who got a xbox360 for his birthday.
this is the birthday song, taken from the movie waiting.
kid gets a surprise when his willy themed birthday cake spurts in his face.
go robot! it's your birthday! hesh (voiced by mc chris) from sealab 2021 raps for the doc's birthday
a mother took her three-year-old daughter to church for the first time. the church lights were lowered, and then the choir came down the aisle, carrying lighted candles. all was quiet until the little one started to sing in a loud voice, "happy birthday to you. happy birthday to you..."
it's this man's 33rd birthday. he gets a package at the post office and goes to collect it. at the counter the woman brings his package to him, and the man says, "it's my birthday today." "oh, happy birthday, how old are you?," asks the post office worker. "33," says the man. "well, have a good day," says the worker. "thank you," replied the man. to get home, the man has to take the bus. at the bus stop an old lady walks up and waits soon after he arrives. the man says to the old lady, "it's my birthday today." "oh, happy birthday," says the old lady. "i'm..." "no don't tell me," interjects the old lady, "i know a unique way of telling how old somebody is." "oh yeah? what's that then," asks the man. "if i can feel your balls for about 5 minutes, i can tell exactly how many years old you are," says the old lady. "i don't believe it." "well let me prove it!" "i'm not going to let you feel my balls!," says the man. "oh well, i guess you'll never know then," replies the lady. after a couple of minutes curiosity gets the better of the man and he says, "oh, okay then, you can do it." after a good feel of the man's balls the woman finally takes her hands out of his pants. "you are 33 years old exactly," she exclaims! "how the fuck did you know that?!," exclaims the man, impressed. "i was behind you in the line at the post office," said the lady.
my best friend's birthday (1987) is an unfinished black and white independent film by craig hamann and quentin tarantino, shot during their younger days while working at the now shuttered video archives in manhattan beach, california
mr mann wants to buy a birthday card. though as per usual, it has to be an incredibly specific one.
average asian - bobby lee as hideki. hideki's friends hold a suprise birthday party for him! hideki also lets an asian secret power slip.
adam was talking to his friend at the bar, and he said, "i don't know what to get my wife for her birthday - she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so i'm stuck."
his friend said, "i have an idea! why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it. she'll probably be thrilled." adam decided to to his friend's advice.
the next day at the bar his friend said, "well? did you take my suggestion?"
"yes, i did," adam replied.
"did she like it?"
"oh yes! she jumped up , thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling "i'll be back in an hour!!"
adam was talking to his friend at a bar. he said, "i don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so i'm stuck." his friend said, "i have an idea! why don't you make up a certificate saying that she can have 60 minutes of great sex, anyway she wants it. she'll probably be thrilled." so adam decided to listen to his friend's advice. the next day at the bar, his friend said, "well? did you take my suggestion?" "yes, i did," adam replied. "did she like it?" "oh yes! she jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the forehead, and ran out the door, yelling, "i'll be back in an hour!"
when a mechanic is working on a car, he sees a girl walking in and slides himself between her legs, only to realize thats it's not just any girl.
i dare you to taste it.
a couple of clueless anchors fall for an epic joke when somebody writes in with hilarious wishes for just about every crank call name in the book.
old friends... muhammad ali & howard cosell. introduced by dan aykroyd and clips going back at least 30 years between cosell and ali.
this dog has its eyes on whats under the candle!
red velvet filling.
only applicable to us americans.
one-quarter of a century, 25 years. it's hard to believe that tetris, a simple, casual game that most have seen has been around that long. it involves rotating falling geometric shapes made up of bricks to complete and cause rows to vanish. on june 6th, 2009, it reaches the ripe old age of 25. tetris is not just simple, it's easy: you only need cursor keys (on a pc) to rotate the shapes. the game has been ported from pc to mobile gaming systems, pdas, smartphones, even to regular cell phones. in the 1980s, alexey pajitnov was a mathematician specializing in ai research at a russian university. writing games was a hobby. little did he know that what he unleashed on the world on june 6, 1984 would become a classic video game. imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but so many knock-offs resulted that in 1996, pajitnov and hank rogers entered into a partnership to manage and license the tetris. that company, blue planet software, owns the full rights to the game, and will vigorously defend it. source
