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Video:Adam Kokesh: “When Injustice Becomes Law, Resistance Becomes Duty”

adam kokesh: “when injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty”

last saturday’s answer coalition protest in washington d.c. was filled with many great speeches, but this particular speech by iraq war vet and member of iraq veterans against the war, adam kokesh, was particularly powerful.

Video:Infected Mushroom - Becoming Insane

infected mushroom - becoming insane

studio mix of the song becoming insane

Video:Quake 4 - Becoming A Strogg

quake 4 - becoming a strogg

this is how you become a strogg.

Video:Becoming Lara Croft

becoming lara croft

courtesy of actiontrip.com

Video:Our Women Are Becoming Alcoholics

our women are becoming alcoholics

`she is a tired, frightened, zombie soaking up liquor- to keep on the move, drinking so she won’t have to look at herself as she is.`

Video:Pony Becomes Guide Dog For Muslim

pony becomes guide dog for muslim

mona ramouni's fingers fly across the text as she proofreads yet another page of a calculus textbook to be published in braille - with her guide pony sitting patiently by.

it is dull work for tiny cali who serves as ms ramouni's eyes through a world she cannot see, and the pony keeps butting her head into ms ramouni's chest.

"cali! stop it,'' ms ramouni exclaims, but she can't keep the pride out of her voice when she realizes what the pretty brown pony with a soft black mane has gotten up to.

rolling back her thick lips, cali has grasped the tab of the zipper on the bag of treats ms ramouni carries around her waist and is slowly pulling it open with her teeth.

"she knows which part has the carrots,'' ms ramouni says in amazement. "she's really smart.''

cali is just one of a handful of miniature horses in the united states known to be used as guide animals for the blind.

weighing in at under 45 kilograms , miniature horses are about the same size as a large dog but are much stockier and can help support people with mobility issues.

they also have significantly longer life spans - they can live and work for more than 30 years while guide dogs are usually retired by age 12 - but require much more care and bear a far heftier price tag.

cali is the first guide animal for ramouni, 28, a devout muslim whose parents - jordanian immigrants - would not accept a dog into their home.

dog saliva is considered unclean in islamic teaching, although dogs are permitted to be used as work animals, such as guards or shepherds.

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Video:Star Trek tricorder becomes reality

star trek tricorder becomes reality

how many times have we watched mr. spock take a tricorder reading and furrow his brow? the handheld analytical device has stepped over the boundary between fantasy and reality thanks to researchers at purdue university. their invention is a combination of two devices: one that sprays an object with ionized water vapor, and a miniaturized mass spectrometer, which detects substances. "the detection is done in an ion trap — an rf device that traps ions, then lets them out on the basis of their masses, enabling you to be exactly sure what compound you are sensing," says r. graham cooks, a professor at pursue's college of science. because the 20-pound device performs the ionization step in the air or on surfaces, it is much easier to use than the 300-pound spectrometers used in airports. it has an onboard windows-based pc that stores the results on its hard drive. potential earthbound uses for the real-life tricorder include detecting salmonella in food, disease markers in urine, and cocaine on a rolled-up bill. two indiana startups will market it. the original star trek tricorder prop was designed by wah ming chang, who also sculpted the phaser. gene roddenberry went out of his way to allow any company designing a working tricorder to use the name. source: scifi.com

Video:How To Become a Mexican

how to become a mexican

the definitive guide on how to speak wetback english!

Video:Becoming Unglued

becoming unglued

a really old stick death clip i saw a long time ago. an ice cream truck playing really annoying music drives a guy nuts and he tries everything to get it to stop.

Video:Computer Game Becomes Real

computer game becomes real

a video game charecter has had enough of being treated like shit. the next door he kicks down will scare the shit out of the player and spectators.

Video:Cast Away And Crab Become Friends

cast away and crab become friends

carling beer ad about a cast away and a crab whose friendship ends in a crack.

Video:How The Unicorn Became Extinct

how the unicorn became extinct

neigh problem.

Video:Become A Smoker

become a smoker

from cheech and chong's nice dreams.

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Video:Three days Grace - Animal I have Become

three days grace - animal i have become

one of there new hits, very good song.

Video:9 Reasons to Become an Evil Villain

9 reasons to become an evil villain

1. you will have more friends
peter parker was a social outcast. norman osborne was the popular kid. reed richards was a dorky scientist. victor von doom was a rich socialite. anyone else sensing a pattern here? everyone wants to get a little piece of the evil. it is like starburst.

2. you get to laugh maniacally
good guys don’t get to do this. no one has ever heard superman or batman laughing like a maniac and no one ever will. trust me, this is something everyone wants to do. it is strangely liberating. while you may pass chances to do this every once in a while during your civilian life, you will never get the quantity of opportunities that come with a career in villainy.

3. all of a sudden, you will have the budget for all kinds of toys
super bad guys are never broke. not only are they never broke but they always have more resources than the hero could ever hope for. apparently the villain racket pays very well. it also seems to be recession-proof. i hear the tax breaks are good too.

4. hot chicks dig evil guys
you never see an evil villain with a busted ass woman. sure, they may be dirty, rotten, and out to steal your empire, but you can always kill them if they get out of hand. studies show that breasts of women who hang out with evil guys are an average of two cups bigger than the nice dudes chicks. studies don’t ever lie.

5. you will be safe from everyday accidents
evil villains are never killed in car accidents. it just doesn’t happen. you won’t slip in the shower, get smashed by a falling piano, or die of food poisoning. the only way you can be killed is in an explosion created by the hero by exposing the one flaw in your plan that no one could ever possibly foresee. even then…

6. you don’t have to worry about anyone killing you
evil villains simply can not be killed. people may think you are dead but you will secretly be lounging in an easy chair on your secret desert island hideout planning your next caper. the only way you can be taken out is by another villain eviler than yourself who will subsequently take over your identity and continue upon your path of world domination.

7. you can kill anyone you want
you won’t go to jail. for some strange reason, cops never come to bust evil villains at their homes even when the evidence is overwhelming. you could kill superman on a live video feed in front of the entire planet and not one cop would try to arrest you. they can’t even arrest you for the stash of plutonium you have in your shed. it is in the charter when you join the union.

8. you get to dress how you want
you never have to wear a suit and tie again. you can even dress in the most outrageous outfits while demanding the world bow to your demands and no one will even make the slightest of snide comment. this could have something to do with the fact that you can kill anyone you want and can’t be killed back. remember, no one ever made fun of magnetos helmet…

9. no matter how weak you are, you will be more than a match for any hero facing you
“but zero, batman would kick the crap out of me in two shakes of a stripper’s ass…” none of that matters. the sheer newness of your evil plot will confuse the hell out of any good guy. as long as you aren’t doing something that has been done to death (ie goblin themed villains) you should have no problem getting your plans off the ground.

Video:Three Days Grace-Animal I Have Become

three days grace-animal i have become

one of my favorite songs by three days grace.

Video:Wayne's World 2- Garth Becomes A Man

wayne's world 2- garth becomes a man

garth goes in for the kill.

Video:Infected Mushroom - Becoming Insane

infected mushroom - becoming insane

trance/rock video for the track; becoming insane, by the group infected mushroom

Video:Boy Drinks Gas to Become Transformer

boy drinks gas to become transformer

a chinese boy was left seriously ill after drinking gas to try and turn himself into a transformer robot.

xiao fang of xingwen in eastern china reportedly drank the gas in secret while he was eating food in the belief that it would give him powers of robotic superheroes, the telegraph reports. it was unclear just how much gas the boy drank.

the 9-year-old suffered serious nerve damage from ingesting the petrol. his doctors said they were amazed that he was able to keep the toxic liquid down.

xiao fang’s parents said they became suspicious when their home began to smell like gas.

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Video:Woman Becomes Quadruple Amputee After Giving Birth

woman becomes quadruple amputee after giving birth

after she gave birth last spring, she was kept in the hospital with complications. twelve days after giving birth at orlando regional south seminole hospital, she was transported to orlando regional medical center where she became a quadruple amputee.

Video:Zeus Worshippers Become Official Religion

zeus worshippers become official religion

this was on bbc news. a cult worshipping the ancient gods of olympus has been acknowledged as an official religion.

Video:Become An Atheist Today!

become an atheist today!

commercial for atheism. act now and get sunday free.

Video:WNBA Star Becomes Only Openly Gay Player Active in Pro Team Sports

wnba star becomes only openly gay player active in pro team sports

three-time olympic gold medalist, three-time most valuable player in the wnba, and, as of wednesday, the only openly gay athlete to currently play a major professional team sport.

many people said sheryl swoopes' announcement that she is gay was a non-story -- either because her sexuality shouldn't matter or because she is far from a household name. but the houston comets star, perhaps the best woman to ever work the hardwoods, is in a public club of one. and that has made her revelation a landmark.

in an extensive interview with espn the magazine, swoopes, 34, said her decision was prompted by the fatigue of living a lie. "i'm just at a point in my life where i'm tired of having to pretend to be somebody i'm not," she told lz granderson. "i'm tired of having to hide my feelings about the person i care about."

for the past seven years, swoopes, who was divorced in 1999 from her high school sweetheart, has been with partner alisa scott, a former assistant coach for the comets.

"i'm at a place in my life right now where i'm very happy, very content. i'm finally ok with the idea of who i love, who i want to be with," swoopes told the ap.

now, she said, she finally feels free.

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