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after seeing how much rockfish was enjoyed, i decided to upload two more film shorts by the talented effects company blur studio. here is the first, aunt luisa.
finally, the good-natured boss was compelled to call smith into his office. "it has not escaped my attention," he pointed out, "that every time there's a home game at the stadium, you have to take your aunt to the doctor." "you know you're right, sir," exclaimed smith. "i didn't realize it. you don't suppose she's faking, do you?"
the teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. the next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. "tony, do you have a story to share?" the teacher said, getting to her most troublesome student. "yes ma'am," he said. "my daddy told a story about my aunt jane. she's a pilot in the iraq war and her plane got hit. she had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife. "she drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops. she shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last iraqi with her bare hands." "good heavens" said the horrified teacher. "what kind of moral did your daddy tell you from this horrible story?" "stay the hell away from aunt jane when she's drinking!"
place your bets! (art by marcio takara)
this clip is my favorite eddie murphy clip.
dear editor, i have two brothers, one works at microsoft, the other was sentenced to death in the gas chamber. my mother died of insanity when i was three years old, my two sisters are prostitutes and my father sells drugs. recently, i met a girl who was released from a reformatory where she served time for smothering her illegitimate child to death. i love this girl very much and want to marry her. my problem is this: shall i tell her about my brother who works at microsoft? sincerely, larry
bwahahahahah.
