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2 piece flight attendant costume includes hat and keyhole dress.
southwest airlines flight attendant david holmes wants you to "sit back, relax, and have a good time."
an airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them juice and croissants.
as the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "captain marvin has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be super."
on his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. i asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
she calmly turned her head and said, "in my country, i am called a princess. i take orders from no one."
to which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "well, sweet -cheeks, in my country, i'm called a queen, so i outrank you. tray-up bitch."
a flight attendant fight tuesday stalled a chicago-bound plane for hours.
the flight was supposed to leave memphis just after 2 p.m., but as suzanne le mignot reports, a feud between employees forced the pilot to take drastic action before heading to chicago.
“it seemed like a lot of fuss over nothing,” said chip romine, talking about the argument two mesaba flight attendants had over his bag. “we were trying to put my bag in the overhead, and it was too big. one young lady came up and was trying to help me get it up, and the other lady came up and grabbed it and said, ‘i’ll take care of that.’”
then the two flight attendants started to quarrel some more.
“they just couldn’t get on the same page,” said passenger steve avent. “it just seemed like such a non-issue they were arguing about. you should have been here, you should have been there. i say tomato, you say tomato. it didn’t seem to be that big of a deal, but cost us two hours.”
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so graceful.
these guys are a common sight here in japan, as they make sure cars and pedestrians don't collide at the entrances and exits. however, this guy loves his job. (music: four seasons by vivaldi.)
landing position.
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on a continental flight with a very "senior" flight attendant crew, the pilot said, "ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. this is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants. "on landing," the stewardess said, "please be sure to take all of your belongings. if you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's something we'd like to have." "there may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane"
houston -- an investigation is under way to determine why a mental health patient was traveling alone on a continental airlines flight from houston to omaha, neb. passengers said the man left the plane's bathroom covered in his own waste on the dec. 26 flight, reported kprc-tv in houston. the commuter jet had one flight attendant, who moved passengers forward to empty seats and kept the unkempt passenger in the back row. stacey, a passenger on the plane who requested her last name not be revealed, said the man attacked the flight attendant. "i hear all of this ruckus and yelling," she said. "i turned around and the poor flight attendant is on his back and the guy is, like, punching him." stacey said other passengers came to the flight attendant's aid. "it's almost like a scene out of a movie," stacey said. "there were two male passengers behind me that got up and kind of got the guy off of him. the poor steward, he got a black eye." the man was not arrested but was turned over to mental health professionals from a care center in iowa where he reportedly lives. the u.s. attorney's office said proving criminal intent could be difficult because of the man's mental state. the fbi will investigate how the man was allowed to fly unsupervised. he was taking a holiday trip from chicago to houston to omaha. source
a guy sitting at an airport bar in atlanta noticed a beautiful woman sitting next to him. he thought to himself, "wow, she's gorgeous! and i think she's a flight attendant...but which airline does she work for?" hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the delta slogan, "love to fly and it shows?" she gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself, "hmm, no, she doesn't work for delta." a moment later, another slogan popped into his head. he leaned towards her again; "something special in the air?" she gave him the same confused look. he mentally kicked himself, and scratched american airlines off the list. next he tried the united slogan, "i would really love to fly your friendly skies!" this time the woman looked at him, irritated, and screamed "what the $%#! do you want?!" the man slumped back in his chair, and said: "ahh, finnair..."
wipe your god damn hands!
