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Video:Batman: Arkham Asylum Silent Knight Gameplay

batman: arkham asylum silent knight gameplay

check out this exclusive video featuring gameplay from one of the silent knight challenges in batman: arkham asylum!

Video:Zero Punctuation: Batman Arkham Asylum

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this week, zero punctuation reviews batman arkham asylum.

Video:Asylum

asylum

asylum is a first person survival horror game. you do have a gun in the game, but you can only use it on the boss. the game relies on your senses. so, if you hear a noise on the right... go left, or you'll die! be on the look-out for clues and hidden stuff

Video:Half-century in Mental Asylum a Mistake

half-century in mental asylum a mistake

more than half-a-century ago, machal lalung was thought to be insane and sent to a mental asylum in india's remote northeast

a few months ago, he was set free after the national human rights commission found that healthcare authorities had made a mistake and lalung suffered only from epilepsy.

lalung's confinement for 54 years has shocked rights activists and mental health experts in a country where it is not uncommon for people to be branded insane and locked up in homes or asylums for months, if not a few years.

"machal lalung's case was not in our knowledge but once it was brought to our notice, we immediately completed all legal formalities to secure his release," assam's home minister rokybul hussain told reuters.

"i am really sorry for him," he said.

that comes as small consolation for the 77-year-old frail tribal man, who was 23 when he was sent to the state-run mental hospital in the assamese city of tezpur.

fifty-four years with psychiatric patients has dulled his senses, made him forget his family, his tribal dialect and even the taste of the food he liked.

his life before entering the asylum is nothing but a blip in his memory. so is the story of how and who brought him to the mental home. doctors who treated lalung have retired and records about him are missing.

today lalung said he awaits peace in death.

"i feel sad at what happened to my life but there is no use grumbling now. i am just waiting for death," he told reuters at his nephew's home in silchang village, about 55 miles east of assam's main city of guwahati.

"initially, i used to miss my family and always begged my wardens to send me home. but they never listened to me," he said with tears in his eyes.

lalung's only family members -- his father and elder sister -- are dead. he lives with his sister's son who grew up listening to stories about his uncle's disappearance.

it was in fact the nephew who managed to trace lalung after a man from their village had gone to the same mental hospital for treatment and saw lalung.

"it was very difficult to stay with insane people in the same room but gradually i got used to it," lalung said.

today, despite his poor health, lalung likes to work in a small vegetable garden outside the house, carrying a spade and a pouch containing a tobacco and betel nut snack to chew.

although there were many women in the hospital, lalung never tried to make friends with them or consider marriage.

"who would want to marry an insane woman?" he asks.

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Video:Visit to the Asylum....

visit to the asylum....

during a visit to the asylum, a visitor asked the director, "what is the criterion that defines a patient to be institutionalized?"

"well," said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the bathtub."

1. would you use the spoon?
2. would you use the teacup?
3. would you use the bucket?

"oh, i understand," said the visitor. "a normal person would choose the bucket as it is larger than the spoon or the teacup."

"noooooo," answered the director. "a normal person would pull the plug."

Video:Insane Asylum

insane asylum

so one day i was visiting an insane asylum and i walk into a room. there was a guy in there dressed up as a baseball player and holding a bat. so, i asked him "when are you getting out of here?", he runs up to me and replies "when i hit a homerun!!"

i walk into the next room and see the guy dressed up as a golfer, holding a golf club! i asked him the same question, "when are you getting out of here?" he walks up to me and says, "when i get a hole in one..."

so now, i walk into the last room and see some guy sitting naked with his dick in a bag of peanuts!! i ask him the same question as i asked the other two, "when are you getting out of here?" he stands up slowly and walks over to me then says.. "getting out of here?? can't you see i'm fucking nuts??"

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Video:Batman: Arkham Asylum Trailer

batman: arkham asylum trailer

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Video:Batman Arkhamn Asylum Trailer #2

batman arkhamn asylum trailer #2

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Video:Arkham Asylum Artwork: Scarecrow

arkham asylum artwork: scarecrow

i have mixed feelings.

Video:Arkham Asylum Artwork: Poison Ivy

arkham asylum artwork: poison ivy

covered in vines.

Video:Arkham Asylum Artwork: Bane

arkham asylum artwork: bane

complete monster.

Video:Arkham Asylum Artwork: Harley Quinn

arkham asylum artwork: harley quinn

all sexed up.
jayne disapproves.

Video:Batman: Arkham Asylum HD Trailer

batman: arkham asylum hd trailer

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Video:Batman: Arkham Asylum GDC Trailer

batman: arkham asylum gdc trailer

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Video:Batman: Arkham Asylum 'Bane' Trailer

batman: arkham asylum 'bane' trailer

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Video:Arkham Asylum - The Joker

arkham asylum - the joker

image from the upcoming game.

Video:Arkham Asylum Box Art

arkham asylum box art

i feel bad for rolling my eyes.

Video:Arkham Asylum Retrospective

arkham asylum retrospective

history of arkham asylum

Video:Batman: Arkham Asylum Trailer With All Villians

batman: arkham asylum trailer with all villians

this shows all bosses and poison ivy looks hot for a villain btw


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