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Video:Armless Disc Jockey

armless disc jockey

a popular european armless dj rocks the club spinning with his feet. this guy definitely is better than me, and most of you in many ways. the only thing i got on him is that i can enjoy masturbation :p, but then again he definitely gets more poontang.

Video:Armless Thief Steals TV

armless thief steals tv


article submitted by geoblaze.

baffled police are hunting a handy thief who managed to steal a 60cm tv from a shop in broad daylight - despite having no arms.

the limber bandit had two accomplices clamp the tv to his body before they strolled out in munich, germany.

staff had no clue until they noticed a tv was missing from its stand. they then saw the daring heist on cctv recordings.

a police spokesman admitted: "it's hard to believe that the sight of an armless man walking along with a giant tv clamped to his body did not get anyone's attention."


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Video:NZ Armless Driver Charges Dropped

nz armless driver charges dropped

new zealand police have dropped charges of dangerous driving against a man with no arms who was caught speeding.

colin smith, 31, was stopped for driving at 121 km/h (75 mph) near the north island city of tauranga in march.

mr smith, who did not have a licence, was using one foot to steer and the other to operate the pedals.

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Video:Armless Swimmer

armless swimmer

anyone know more aobut him? i think his name is igor plotnikov, he holds some records on www.ipcswimming.org (paralympic swimming) but thats all i could find.

Video:Amazing Armless Woman

amazing armless woman

this lady lost her arms in a childhood accident, but look at how she copes with her disability.

Video:Bank Asks Armless Man For Thumbprint

bank asks armless man for thumbprint

tampa, fla. — a florida man born without arms says a tampa bank would not let him cash a check because he couldn't provide a thumbprint.

it was supposed to be a quick stop at the bank of america.

"i said, 'i'm going to run over downtown on my break, cash the check and bring the cash back.' no big deal," steve valdez said. "it turned out to be a very big deal."

valdez said he was cashing a check from his wife, who has an account at bank of america. but the teller told valdez she needed a thumbprint in order to cash it — it was company policy.

it's not that valdez didn't want to provide it. he couldn't provide it, and the teller even acknowledged it.

"'it's obvious that you can't give us a thumbprint.' she goes, 'let me go check with my supervisor,'" valdez recalled the teller told him.

valdez was born without arms and wears prosthetic devices. while at the bank, valdez said he provided two photo ids. and still that wasn't enough. the bank supervisor offered him two options.

"one is, you can bring your wife with you. and the other one, you can open up an account with us. and i said, no, i don't think so," valdez added.

valdez said he reminded bank officials the american for disabilities act would have a problem with their unfair treatment, but that didn't seem to bother them.

"you do realize this is in violation of federal law and really you haven't heard the end of it," valdez said. "and she goes, 'whatever.'"

they never let valdez cash his check, but he said days later he received a phone call from a bank regional manager with an apology.

bank of america spokeswoman nicole nastacie says the bank should have "offered alternative requirements if an individual is not able to give a thumbprint."

valdez had a message for them too:

"they need to alter their policies and procedures, or have alternate plans should something conflict with that."

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