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an eloquent speech that shows how utterly vacuous theological arguments are once one considers the simple reality of a problem
some porn directors like to add more argument to their movies... check the results...
police say the man found injured on i-25 friday night apparently leapt from a moving vehicle to avoid a verbal argument with his significant other. the man was found injured on southbound i-25 just north of colfax avenue on friday night. denver police say the car was being driven by either the man's wife or girlfriend. they say the woman refused to stop or pull over during the argument, so the man jumped out of the moving car. authorities say the man suffered non-life-threatening road rash. source: 9news.com
mpp communications director bruce mirken debates terrence farley on the legitimacy of medical marijuana on cnbc reports and effectively counters outdated drug war arguments. 06/18/2009
a man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more. the man said, "men obviously enjoy sex more than women. why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?" "that doesn't prove anything," the woman countered. "think about this... when your ear itches and you put your little finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better-your ear or your finger?
it's sad that some people actually pay to hear this guy talk. this god-pushing presenter is now in jail for fraud.
at the japanese live show, 2 people start fighting.
this is intense. the one cat is giving the other cat the silent treatment, and the other cat just keeps getting madder and madder.
they kinda look like starfox
the 'updated' version of the global warming argument
one of the best monty python skits, a man is looking for an argument and has come to the right place.
any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the last word. anything a man says afterwards is the beginning of a new argument.
two mathematicians were having dinner in a restaurant, arguing about the average mathematical knowledge of the american public. one mathematician claimed that this average was woefully inadequate, the other maintained that it was surprisingly high. "i'll tell you what," said the cynic, "ask that waitress a simple math question. if she gets it right, i'll pick up dinner. if not, you do." he then excused himself to visit the men's room, and the other called the waitress over. "when my friend comes back," he told her, "i'm going to ask you a question, and i want you to respond 'one-third x cubed.' there's twenty bucks in it for you." she agreed. the cynic returned from the bathroom and called the waitress over. "the food was wonderful, thank you," the mathematician stated. incidentally, do you know what the integral of x squared is?" the waitress looked pensive, almost pained. she looked around the room, at her feet, made gurgling noises, and finally said, "um, one-third x cubed?" so the cynic paid the check. the waitress wheeled around, walked a few paces away, looked back at the two men, and muttered under her breath, "plus a constant."
song acted out.
is a picture of nicolas cage with a bird for hair.
confused homo 10 year old explains that homosexuality is like marrying your hand.
first of all, let me just make one thing clear; nobody gives a fuck about how you feel. everyone’s life sucks sometimes. also, crying is for girls and super bowl losers (the colts this year). we all know one of these folks that are referred to by the free-thinking populace as “emos”. even myself, the rogue pirate ninja who sleeps standing up and only eats broken glass, has a few emo acquaintances. i don’t bring them in public with me and would never bring them around females, but i do know them. sad, yes, but it is becoming a fact of life for far too many of us.these are the people who show up with fresh cuts on their wrists like it was somehow cool. i mean seriously, what kind of an attention seeking asshole fucks up while trying to do the simple task of just killing themselves? one suicide attempt should be enough for anyone to get the job done. next time, why not go up the road instead of across the street and do the world a big favor? is it just me, or am i the only one who notices that these rotten bastards are always rich kids with two parents and nice things? i mean, i can see how some people's lives just suck. you know, the kids in africa who don’t eat, the little girls in asia who get raped daily, guys who just lost their wife and kids in a car accident. those people have a reason to kill themselves. just because your parents, or someone else in your life, didn’t “understand” you, that is no reason to try to make the lives of those around you miserable with your shitty “the world hates me” attitude.we all have a story about one of these sorry bastards, and now i shall tell mine. there were four of us who lived in a two story house a few summers ago and we liked to party. there was an emo amongst us, who we shall call kyle (the real kyle is not an emo, but the type of pirate ninja who will steal your girlfriend’s panties and run around the party waving them like a god damn flag. this is just a pseudonym).anyway, the rest of us were upstairs drinking large glasses of beer and fully enjoying the festivities at hand. there were plenty of women and everything was good. all of a sudden i noticed that the women were disappearing. after inquiring a passing drunk about where the fuck all the bitches went, i learned that kyle was in the basement trying to kill himself; all the women were down there trying to talk him out of it. needless to say, i went down to investigate.i get down to the basement to find this fuck, with a shit eating grin on his face, six or seven girls around him trying to console him, and a butcher knife in his hand. of course the first words out of my mouth were “what the fuck?!” he proceeded to explain that he just wasn’t happy with his life and was feeling suicidal. i responded by sending the women folk upstairs, taking the knife from him, and threatening the fucker with a right good kicking if he didn’t stop hogging all the bitches. it is amazing how a promise of violence, as opposed to an empty threat of suicide, can make one of these emo shits change their tune right away.the moral of this story is this: emos need the shit beat out of them. if you are one of these emo fucks, the next time you want to kill yourself take a dive off a skyscraper instead of a bottle of sleeping pills. do it right. otherwise, in the immortal words of eddie murphy, have a coke and a smile and shut the fuck up.
a little girl: was talking to her teacher about whales. the teacher: said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. the little girl: stated that jonah was swallowed by a whale. irritated, the teacher: reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. the little girl: said, "when i get to heaven i will ask jonah". the teacher: asked, " what if jonah went to hell?" the little girl: replied, "then you ask him".
"no it isn't".
