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dr. pepper commercial where a guy shows he'll do anything almost anything for love.
adding yakety sax can make anything funny
wow, just goes to show that if a chick is hot enough, she can get away with anything and everything.
this cool video shows you how to own anything you want.
the other day i came home and was greeted by my wife dressed only in very sexy underwear and holding a couple of short velvet ropes. "tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." so, i tied her up and went golfing.
a woman walks into a convenience store. she walks straight to the manager and asks, "do you have any small note-books?" "sorry," says the manager. "we`re all out." the woman shrugs, and asks, "well, do you have any mechanical pencils?" "nope, don`t have that either," says the manager. the woman feels her stomach rumbling and asks, "do you have doritos? nachos?" the manager shrugs, "sorry. don`t have that." "my god!" the woman shouts, "if you don`t have anything, you should close the store!" the manager shrugs, "don`t have the key."
finally some piece of mind after eating all of that taco bell.
the bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "what'll you have?" the guy answers, "a scotch, please." the bartender hands him the drink, and says "that'll be five dollars," to which the guy replies, "what are you talking about? i don't owe you anything for this."
a lawyer, sitting nearby and overhearing the conversation, then says to the bartender, "you know, he's got you there. in the original offer, which constitutes a binding contract upon acceptance, there was no stipulation of remuneration."
the bartender was not impressed, but says to the guy, "okay, you beat me for a drink. but don't ever let me catch you in here again."
the next day, same guy walks into the bar. bartender says, "what the heck are you doing in here? i can't believe you've got the audacity to come back!"
the guy says, "what are you talking about? i've never been in this place in my life!" the bartender replies, "i'm very sorry, but this is uncanny. you must have a double."
to which the guy replies, "thank you. make it a scotch."
advert for maxim magazine, "boobs are everywhere!"
i don't know if this video is real or not. seems like if she was doing that on stage back when i was in school, a principal, or a teacher would be up there to stop her.
"the man is the head, but the woman is the neck, and the neck turns the head in any direction it wants" -- my big fat greek wedding
looks like somethin,g do you think?
3 underages attempt to buy beer with a 'well thought out' plan
an attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the devil appeared before him. the devil told the lawyer, 'i have a proposition for you. you can win every case you try, for the rest of your life. your clients will adore you, your colleagues will stand in awe of you, and you will make embarrassing sums of money. all i want in exchange is your soul, your wife's soul, your children's souls, the souls of your parents, grandparents, and parents-in-law, and the souls of all of your friends and law partners.'
the lawyer thought about this for a moment, then asked, 'so, what's the catch?'
commercial showing what any father would do for their baby.
i hate robin.
despite his lack of sight, this blind kid manages to sniff, lick, feel, and hear his way to doing practically anything.
a student comes to a young professor's office. she glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. "i would do anything to pass this exam." she leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "i mean.." she whispers, "..i would do anything!!" he returns her gaze. "anything??" "yes,.. anything!" she says. his voice turns to a whisper. "would you.. study??"
will people really take anything if it`s free? anything? the sprite truth hunters` are back and expose the truth!
yup.
a clip regarding the physics of matter and energy.
scene from steve martin`s movie the jerk.
and he's a professional regurgitator. most likely he performs on an empty stomach. don't let children watch this one in case they get ideas.
she`ll never miss any pro corned beef hash action with this baby !
