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Video:Sex Is Not The Answer

sex is not the answer

sex is not the answer its the question yes is the answer

Video:Easy Answer

easy answer

the perfect answer to a test question.

Video:Exam Answers 1

exam answers 1

stupid exam answers, part 1

Video:Exam Answers 3

exam answers 3

funny chemistry answers

Video:Exam Answers 4

exam answers 4

funny exam answers, part 4

Video:Funny Test Answers

funny test answers

blondes answering math problems!

Video:Mitt Romney is Fed His Answers

mitt romney is fed his answers

this is crazy who told him the answer he looked clueless!

Video:Exam Answers 2

exam answers 2

another exam paper by a student who didn't know any answer so he made things up.

  • Votes 3.3108/5
  • Views 4887
  • Comments 9
  • Date 1/13/2006
  • by wr3ck

Video:Little Johnny's Big Answer

little johnny's big answer

it is near the end of the school year.the teacher has turned in the grades so there's nothing much more to do.the children are restless because of this.

teacher, "whoever answers the questions i ask first will get to leave early today."

little johnny says to himself, "good, i want to get outta here. i'm smart and will answer the question."

teacher: "who said 'four score and seven years ago?'"

before little johnny can answer, susie says, "abraham lincoln."

teacher, "that is right susie, you can go home now."

johnny is mad susie answered the question first.

teacher: "who said 'i have a dream?'"

before johnny can open his mouth, mary says, "martin luther king jr."

teacher: "thats right mary, you can go home now."

johnny is even madder then before.

teacher: "who said 'ask not what your country can do for you?'"

before johnny can answer, nancy says, "john f. kennedy."

teacher: "thats right nancy, you can go home now."

now johnny is boiling mad and before the teacher can ask the next question, johnny says, "i wish these bitches would keep their mouth shut!"

the teacher asks, "who said that?"

"bill clinton, can i go home now?"

Video:Cat Just Can't Answer It

cat just can't answer it

this cute little kitty is trying so hard to answer the phone as it rings. it just can't seem to get it to happen.

Video:An Atheist answers common Religious Questions part 1

an atheist answers common religious questions part 1

critical thinking against stupid religious beliefs. my reply to the "10 questions intelligent christians must answer" video.

  • Votes 3.7676/5
  • Views 597
  • Comments 5
  • Date 1/12/2007
  • by Arm

Video: Australian School Answering Machine Message

australian school answering machine message

the best answering message for shitty parents blaming teachers for their own incompetent parental skills, and this school is not afraid to let them know it. god bless my country!

Video:Bush Answering Kid's Question

bush answering kid's question

after giving a speech at an elementary school, president bush allows the kids to ask a few questions.

one little boy, billy, gathers the courage to raise his hand and asks, “how come you invaded iraq without the support of the u.n.?”

just as bush begins to answer, the recess bell rings and he says they’ll continue afterward. half an hour later the kids come back inside. “where were we?” says george.

“oh, yes - does anyone want to ask me anything?” a different boy raises his hand and says, “i have three questions:

first, why did you invade iraq without support from the u.n.?

why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?

and third, where the heck is billy?”

Video:Look At This Indian Dude Answering His Phone

look at this indian dude answering his phone

this indian dude gets mixed up with his phone and his iron!

Video:Parents Seek Answers Over Son's Death

parents seek answers over son's death

the parents of 17-year-old liam ashley, who was beaten to death en route to prison, say they were the ones who charged him with theft.

ashley was found badly beaten in the back of a chubb security van on thursday night. although he was revived by paramedics at the scene, he died on friday.

ashley's family say his parents wanted to teach him a lesson about the consequences of breaking the law. he had taken his mother's car without permission so they had him charged him with theft.

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Video:Answer is YES

answer is yes

i like easy quizzes.

Video:Wrong Answer

wrong answer

i don't know if this is staged or faked or what but it's kind of funny.

Video:Questions and Answers Part 1

questions and answers part 1

q. what do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
a. they can both smell it, but can't eat it.

q. you know why they say that eating oysters will improve a man's sex life?
a. because women know if he'll eat one of those, he'll eat anything!

q. why does a bride smile when she's walking down the aisle?
a. she knows she's given her last blow job.

q. why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
a. because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.

q. what is the definition of "making love"?
a. something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.

q. what's the only animal with an asshole in the middle of its back?
a. a police horse.

q. what does it mean when the flag at the post office is flying at half mast?
a. they're hiring.

q. did you hear richard simmons had plastic surgery to get his love handles removed?
a. yeah...now he has no ears.

q. do you know how to eat a frog?
a. you put one leg over each ear.

q. how are fat girls and mopeds alike?
a. they are fun to ride but you don't want your friends to find out.

q. how do you do a fat chick?
a. roll her in flour and find the wet spot.

Video:Questions and Answers Part 2

questions and answers part 2

q. why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good looking?
a. they already have boyfriends.

q. what's the difference between a new husband and a new dog.
a. after a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

q. why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
a. just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

q. what do you call a guy who never farts in public?
a. a private tutor.

q. what do you call a musician without a girlfriend?
a. homeless.

q. what has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?
a. an elephant with diarrhea.

q. why did the avon lady walk funny?
a. her lipstick

q. what does the cannibal do just after he dumped his girlfriend?
a. wiped his ass.

q. what is the smallest hotel in the world?
a. a pussy, cause you have to leave the bags outside.

q. what do a toilet and a woman have in common?
a. without the hole in the middle they aren't good for shit.

q. how can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
a. even the pool table has no balls.

q. how do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
a. it's not hard.

q. what do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?
a. well hung.

q. what two words will clear out a men's changing room quicker than anything else?
a. nice dick!

q. how do you know when a barbie has her period?
a. all your tic tacks are gone.

Video:S.A.T. Questions & Answers

s.a.t. questions & answers

the following questions and answers were collated from the sat tests given to 16 year-old students! don't laugh too hard -- one of them could become president one day! you have to admit some are very creative.

- q: name the four seasons.
a: salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar

- q: explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
a: flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

- q: how is dew formed?
a: the sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

- q: what is a planet?
a: a body of earth surrounded by sky.

- q: what causes the tides in the ocean?
a: the tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. all water tends to flow toward the moon because there is no water on the moon and nature abhors a vacuum. i forget where the sun joins in this fight.

- q: in a democratic society, how important are elections?
a: very important. sex can only happen when a male gets an election.

- q: what are steroids?
a: things for keeping carpets on the stairs.

- q: what happens to your body as you age?
a: when you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

- q: what happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
a: he says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to adultery.

- q: name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
a: premature death.

- q: how can you delay milk turning sour?
a: keep it in the cow.

- q: how are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen).
a: the body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. the brainium contains the brain, the borax contain heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, a, e, i, o and u.

- q: what is the fibula?
a: a small lie.

- q: what does "varicose" mean?
a: nearby.

- q: what is the most common form of birth control?
a: most people prevent contraption by wearing a condominium.

- q: give the meaning of the term "caesarian section"
a. the caesarian section is a district in rome.

- q: what is a seizure?
a: a roman emperor..

- q: what is a terminal illness?
a: when you are sick at the airport.

- q: give an example of a fungus. what is a characteristic feature?
a: mushrooms. they always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.

- q: what does the word "benign" mean?
a: benign is what you will be after you be eight.

- q: what is a turbine?
a: something an arab wears on his head.

and just think, one day our social security checks will depend on these kids.

Video:Bush ''Answering'' A Question

bush ''answering'' a question

this has been taken from a press conference after the events of 9/11. bush seems so know only one word. i took this video from a site called http://www.loosechange911.com/.

Video:George Bush Calls Alex Jones Answering Machine

george bush calls alex jones answering machine

this is either really george bush or its a very good impersonator playing a joke on alex jones. george left a message for alex saying he wishes to speak with him about the conspiracy to solve the problems diplomaticly... this is from the friday the 13th show 2006. strangly this is right after the southpark 9-11 conspiracy episode aired.

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  • Views 7769
  • Comments 51
  • Date 10/14/2006
  • by Xare

Video:Family Fortunes - Genuine Answers

family fortunes - genuine answers

the following are actual answers given by contestants on "family fortunes" in the uk. if you've ever doubted that the families who appear on this show are of sub-human intelligence, doubt no longer.

q - name an item of clothing people wear two of at the same time
a - a bra

q - name a type of big cat
a - persian

q - name something with a hole in it
a - a window

q - name something you might take from a hotel as a souvenir
a - the lamps

q - name something you eat with fish
a - a plate

q - name an animal that lives wild in britain
a - a lion

q - not including cutlery, name a type of fork
a - banana

q - name something a blind person might use
a - a sword

q - name a song with moon in the title
a - blue suede moon

q - name a bird with a long neck
a - naomi campbell

q - name an occupation where you need a torch
a - a burglar

q - name a famous brother and sister
a - bonnie and clyde

q - name a dangerous race
a - the arabs

q - name an item of clothing worn by the three musketeers
a - a horse

q - name something that floats in the bath
a - water

q - name something you wear on the beach
a - a deckchair

q - name something red
a - a cardigan

q - name a famous cowboy
a - buck rogers

q - name a famous royal
a - mail

q - name a number you have to memorize
a - 7

q - name something you do before going to bed
a - sleep

q - name something you put on walls
a - roofs

q - name something in the garden that's green
a - a shed

q - name something that flies that doesn't have an engine
a - a bicycle with wings

q - name something you might be allergic to
a - skiing

q - name a famous bridge
a - bridge over troubled water

q - name something a cat does
a - goes to the toilet

q - name something you do in the bathroom
a - decorate

q - name an animal you might see at the zoo
a - a dog

q - name something associated with the police
a - pigs

q - name a sign of the zodiac
a - april

q - name something slippery
a - a conman

q - name a kind of ache
a - fillet o' fish

q - name a food that can be brown or white
a - potato

q - name a jacket potato topping
a - jam

q - name a famous scotsman
a - jock

q - name another famous scotsman
a - vinnie jones

q - name something with a hole in it
a - a window

q - name a non-living object with legs
a - a plant

q - name a domestic animal
a - leopard

q - name a part of the body beginning with 'n'
a - knee

q - name a way of cooking fish
a - cod

q - name something you open other than a door
a - your bowels

q - name a famous soap opera
a - romeo and juliet

q - name one of harry enfield's characters
a - sooty

q - name something with a red light
a - a dalek

q - name a bird that can also be a man's name
a - chicken

q - name one of the spice girls
a - the one with the long hair

Video:Red Vs. Blue - Answering Machine

red vs. blue - answering machine

a clip from the online series red vs. blue.


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