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Video:New Game Allows Players To Have Sex

new game allows players to have sex

naughty america: the game - get ready for the first multiplayer experience to boldly go where no game has gone before - to bed!

the game is a massively multiplayer online world, combining in-game chat functionality with real-world profiles along with a heaping dose of entertaining games and exploration features. bringing together players across the globe for a whole lot of sexy on-screen fun, and the chance to meet real people in the real world. this is the evolution of online dating - you've never rubbed elbows in the electronic world like this before.

sex in an online game? it's about time. naughty america: the game is the first of its kind: a massively multiplayer online world that allows players to do what they've always wanted to: be naughty.

in the game, there are no limitations. be who you want to be and meet who you want to meet. it's the online destination where fantasy and reality find the right kind of friction.

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Video:14 Reasons To Allow Drinking On The Job

14 reasons to allow drinking on the job

1. it's an incentive to show up.

2. it reduces stress.

3. it leads to more honest communications.

4. it reduces complaints about low pay.

5. it cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.

6. employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.

7. it helps save on heating costs in the winter.

8. it encourages carpooling.

9. increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care.

10. it eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.

11. it makes fellow employees look better.

12. it makes the cafeteria food taste better.

13. bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they have had a couple of drinks.

14. salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

Video:Everybody Hates Chris -

everybody hates chris - "i allow you..."

chris decides to ask his parents for an allowance to buy a leather jacket - his father doesn't like the idea.

Video:Soccer Not Allowed

soccer not allowed

may only be played in archery range.

Video:No Dogs Allowed

no dogs allowed

good disguise.

Video:'Human Pet' Not Allowed On  Bus

'human pet' not allowed on bus


article submitted by ug7344 .

london (reuters) - a bus company has apologised to a girl who is led around on a leash by her boyfriend and describes herself as a human pet after one of its drivers threw her off a bus.

tasha maltby, 19, told british newspapers she was the "pet" of her 25-year-old fiance dani graves.

pictures showed her dressed in black gothic-style clothing with silver buckles on a silver chain -- which the driver of a bus from the firm arriva took exception to.

she told the daily mail on wednesday she was thrown off and told: "we don't let freaks and dogs like you on."

arriva would not comment on specifics but said it apologised if the couple felt they had been discriminated against. it added, however, that the driver was worried about safety and the company told maltby to take the leash off in the future.

"we have spoken to the driver who has talked about health and safety," a spokesman said. "should she be attached to a chain and something happens on the bus, that could be dangerous. all we are saying is that she is very welcome to use the buses but not when she is on her lead."

maltby -- who lives on state benefits and got engaged in november -- said her choice of lifestyle might seem unusual but was harmless.

"i am a pet," she told the daily mail. "i generally act animal-like and i lead a really easy life. i don't cook or clean and i don't go anywhere without dani. it might seem strange but it makes us both happy. it's my culture and my choice. it isn't hurting anyone."

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love me my goths~

Video:Man Not Allowed to Drive Drunk Killed Walking Home

man not allowed to drive drunk killed walking home

sultan, wash. - a man walking home after his 55th birthday party because friends and family believed he was too drunk to drive was struck and killed by another vehicle, police said.

benjamin a. wright's keys were taken at the party, and he was told he should stay at his son's place.

he said he was going outside to smoke, but apparently began walking home instead. he was fatally struck by a car about 10 p.m. sunday in the eastbound lane of u.s. 2 in this town about 40 miles northeast of seattle, police chief fred walser said.

wright died at the scene and the driver, a 54-year-old woman, was treated for minor injuries at a hospital, police said.

there was no immediate word on whether charges would be filed. walser said the woman apparently didn't see wright in the road.

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Video:No Noobs Allowed

no noobs allowed

an altered scene from family guy

Video:Obama Allows Air Strikes In Pakistan!

obama allows air strikes in pakistan!

january 22, 2009 cnn 17 killed.

Video:Dodgy People Not Allowed

dodgy people not allowed

everybody else - you're all welcome.

Video:Guns Now Allowed In Bars

guns now allowed in bars

bartender randy shields was serving british brews and arizona ambers as usual at shady's bar in east phoenix when he saw a customer walk in with a hunting knife strapped to his hip.

a disturbing image flashed through his mind — "that knife sliding between my ribs."

the customer willingly turned over the knife while he was in the bar, but shields still worries about a new arizona law that goes into effect wednesday that will allow guns into arizona bars and restaurants that serve alcohol.

under the law, backed by the national rifle association, the 138,350 people with concealed-weapons permits in arizona will be allowed to bring their guns into bars and restaurants that haven't posted signs banning them.

those carrying the weapons aren't allowed to drink alcohol.

the new law has shields and other bar owners and workers wondering: what's going to happen when guns are allowed in an atmosphere filled with booze and people with impaired judgment?

"somebody can pull the trigger, then a bullet comes out, and people get hurt and killed," said brad henrich, owner of shady's, a popular neighborhood bar that sees occasional minor scuffles. "the idea of anyone coming in with guns in a place that serves alcohol just seems ludicrous."

an 8 1/2-by-11-inch sign that says "no firearms allowed" and shows a red slash over a gun now hangs next to henrich's liquor license. if a bar owner does not post such a state-approved sign, people with concealed weapons are allowed in with their guns.

there is no way to track how many of arizona's 5,800 bars and restaurants that serve alcohol have posted such signs. the arizona department of liquor licensing and control has signs available for download on its web site and doesn't track that figure.

the department has provided 1,300 signs to bar and restaurant owners who went to the department in person or asked to have signs mailed to them.

a similar law took effect in july in tennessee, with the same reaction from many bar owners who posted signs banning firearms. the nra says 41 states now allow guns in businesses that serve alcohol.

"i hate to have to put them up," mark desimone, owner of the hidden house cocktail lounge in central phoenix, said of the signs. "it looks scary. it looks to somebody like, should i go in this place because they obviously have a problem with people bringing weapons in."

desimone has signs banning guns next to his liquor license and outside the bar.

he said every bar owner should be concerned about the possible consequences of allowing anyone into a bar with a gun.

"you don't want people to even have a stick," he said. "when i take steak knives out (for customers), i look for the ones that don't have pointy ends."

taking a gun into a bar banning the weapons would be a misdemeanor punishable by up to 30 days in jail and a fine of up to $500.

but the law includes a partial legal defense. a person would be exempt if the sign banning guns had fallen down, the person wasn't an arizona resident, or the notice was first posted less than a month earlier.

j.p. nelson, director of the nra's western region, said people with concealed-weapons permits have the right to protect themselves by bringing guns into bars and restaurants.

"bad things happen in bars and restaurants," nelson said. "people want to carry a gun and if the facility owner doesn't have a problem with it, there shouldn't be a problem. if a person starts drinking and gets in a shootout and kills someone, of course they're subject to criminal prosecution."

marc peagler, owner of the silver spur saloon restaurant in cave creek outside phoenix, said he will allow people with concealed weapons permits to carry in his business, and silver spur will be safer because of it.

"it's a deterrent," he said. "in the criminal element, there is some logic that says when people look at a place that they might want to rob, the ones that have big signs up that say 'we do not permit firearms' would be the first target.

"they know there's not going to be anybody in there that can stop them," he said.

arizonans are also allowed to openly carry guns — on a belt or holster, for example. those people still won't be allowed in bars or restaurants serving alcohol under the new law if they're armed.

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Video:Reasons to Allow Drinking at Work

reasons to allow drinking at work

the below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. if you use them wisely, you may even be able to convince your boss into allowing alcohol. 1. it's an incentive to show up. 2. it reduces stress. 3. it leads to more honest communications. 4. it reduces complaints about low pay. 5. it cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover. 6. employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear. 7. it helps save on heating costs in the winter. 8. it encourages carpooling. 9. increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care. 10. it eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work. 11. it makes fellow employees look better. 12. it makes the cafeteria food taste better. 13. bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted. 14. salary negotiations are a lot more profitable. 15. if something does something stupid on the job, it will be quickly forgotten.

Video:A Writer's Allowed to Choose

a writer's allowed to choose

a writer died, and due to a bureaucratic snafu in the hereafter, she was to be allowed to choose her own fate: heaven or hell for all eternity. being very shrewd for a dead person, she asked st. peter for a tour of both. the first stop was hell, where she saw rows and rows of writers sitting chained to desks, in a room as hot as a thousand suns. fire licked the writers' fingers as they tried to work; demons whipped their backs with chains. your typical hell scene. "wow, this is awful," said the writer., appalled "let's see some heaven." in a moment, they were whisked to heaven and the writer saw rows and rows of writers chained to desks, in a room as hot as a thousand suns. fire licked the writers' fingers as they tried to work; demons whipped their backs with chains. it looked and smelled even worse than hell. "what gives, pete?" the writer asked. "this is worse than hell!" "yes," st. peter replied, "but here your work gets published."

Video:Best Reasons to Allow Drinking on the Job

best reasons to allow drinking on the job

1. it's an incentive to show up. 2. it reduces stress. 3. it leads to more honest communications. 4. it reduces complaints about low pay. 5. it cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover. 6. employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear. 7. it helps save on heating costs in the winter. 8. it encourages carpooling. 9. increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care. 10. it eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work. 11. it makes fellow employees look better. 12. it makes the cafeteria food taste better. 13. bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they have had a couple of drinks. 14. salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

Video:No Pets Allowed

no pets allowed

excpet when on a leash.

Video:'Amputation of Healthy Limbs Should Be Allowed'

'amputation of healthy limbs should be allowed'


article submitted by master911.

people suffering from a bizarre body image disorder where they crave having a limb removed should be able to opt for amputation, a sydney psychiatrist says.

these so-called "amputee wannabes" have a very rare condition in which they feel one of their limbs is not truly their own, and they become obsessed with cutting it off.

dr christopher ryan, a psychiatrist at the university of sydney, says there is a good argument for allowing patients with body integrity identity disorder (biid) to have their unwanted limb removed.

"i am not saying we should unthinkingly cut off people's legs," dr ryan said.

"i realise that the idea strikes almost everyone as lunatic when they first hear it. however, there are a small number of people who see themselves, and have always seen themselves, as amputees," he said.

"they are often miserable their whole lives because of their 'extra limb', and we know that at least some of them feel much better if it is removed."

the disorder hit news headlines in 2000 when it was revealed that a surgeon in scotland had amputated a healthy leg from two patients with the disorder.

at the time, appalled scottish politicians called the procedure "obscene" and tried to ban such operations.

dr ryan has examined the ethics of the issue in the international philosophy journal neuroethics and says doctors have a moral duty to amputate for the health and safety of the patient.

he said one 30-year-old patient of his lived his whole life feeling he was truly an amputee, but was so ashamed of how he felt he did not tell anyone.

"eventually he took the only step he thought he had open to him and placed his leg in a bucket of dry ice until it died and had to be removed," dr ryan said.

"now, a year later, he is living happily as an amputee and getting on with his life."

the paper said the operations should be likened to plastic surgery, with elective amputation offered to biid sufferers only.

"unless these patients know that doctors will take their concerns seriously, and at least consider their requests, more people will risk their lives trying to remove their own limbs," he said.

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Video:No Adults Allowed

no adults allowed

sex education for kids trough interactive museum approach.

Video:No Babies Allowed in Dumpster

no babies allowed in dumpster

i`m just a prom night dumpster baby...

Video:Croc Snacking Allowed Sign

croc snacking allowed sign

dangle your child as the sign depicts.

Video:Dog Allowed to Poop Here

dog allowed to poop here

i shot i took in the netherlands town of noordwijk.

Video:No Dogs Allowed (sign)

no dogs allowed (sign)

this one will get on the beach somehow.


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