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Video:Alligator Advice

alligator advice

funny sign about alligator mating season.

Video:Alligator Circling Water

alligator circling water

an alligator that thinks it's jaws.

Video:Hungry Alligator

hungry alligator

guy pokes and slaps the alligator and then puts his arm in its mouth.

Video:Alligator Snack

alligator snack

an alligator makes away with an human appendage.

Video:Danger Alligator (Sign)

danger alligator (sign)

no life guard and there are alligators but the beach is open for swimming.

Video:Alligator Snapping Turtle In Tokyo

alligator snapping turtle in tokyo

an animal identified by reports as an alligator snapping turtle was found swimming in a pond at a park in tokyo’s shinagawa area yesterday. the fearsome beast, which is not native to japan, is believed to have been somebody’s pet. police are searching for its owner.

Video:Albino Alligator

albino alligator

awesome albino animals.

Video:Alligator Ties Up Traffic

alligator ties up traffic

morning rush hour was disrupted by a seven-foot gator on a texas freeway.

Video:Alligator Bites Arm Off

alligator bites arm off

that has to hurt.

Video:Alligator Warning Sign

alligator warning sign

standing there is fine. anything else turns you into a pirate.

Video:Headlines - Alligators

headlines - alligators

thanks for the tip i will keep that one in mind.

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Video:Alligator At The Door

alligator at the door

maybe wants some tea.

Video:American Alligator

american alligator

weird lighting.

Video:Fresh Alligator Meat

fresh alligator meat

maybe for dinner?

Video:Scary Alligator

scary alligator

don`t drop him!

Video:Window Alligator

window alligator

the greatest prank ever.

Video:Oven-Roasted Alligator

oven-roasted alligator

glazed and spiced -teriyaki style.

Video:Alligators

alligators

a blonde camper at long pine key in everglades national park decided to take a dip in the lake with her dog, despite signs saying: "no swimming - alligators." she swam to an island about 75 yards from the shore, then saw some alligators and refused to swim back. "didn't you see the signs?" asked the ranger who retrieved her in a canoe. "sure," the blonde said. "but, i didn't think it applied to me."

Video:Blonde Alligator Skin Shoes

blonde alligator skin shoes

a young blonde was on vacation in the depths of louisiana. she wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. after becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "maybe i'll just go out and catch my own alligator so i can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!" the shopkeeper said, "by all means, be my guest. maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator. later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. she takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. the shopkeeper watches in amazement. just then the blonde flips the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"

Video:Alligator Shoes

alligator shoes

a young blonde was on vacation in the depths of louisiana. she wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. after becoming very frustrated with the 'no haggle' attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, 'maybe i'll just go out and catch my own alligator so i can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!'

the shopkeeper said, 'by all means, be my guest. maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!'

determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator. later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand.

just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. she takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. laying nearby were several more of the dead creatures.

the shopkeeper watches in amazement. just then the blonde flips the alligator on it's back, and frustrated, shouts out, 'damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!'

Video:Python Explodes After Eating Alligator

python explodes after eating alligator

alligators have clashed with non-native pythons before in everglades national park. but when a 6-foot gator tangled with a 13-foot python recently, the result wasn't pretty.

the snake apparently tried to swallow the gator whole -- and then exploded. scientists stumbled upon the gory remains last week.

the species have battled with increasing frequency -- scientists have documented four encounters in the last three years. the encroachment of burmese pythons into the everglades could threaten an $8 billion restoration project and endanger smaller species, said frank mazzotti, a university of florida wildlife professor.

the gators have had to share their territory with a python population that has swelled over the past 20 years after owners dropped off pythons they no longer wanted in the everglades. the asian snakes have thrived in the wet, hot climate.

"encounters like that are almost never seen in the wild. ... and we here are, it's happened for the fourth time,'' mazzotti said. in the other cases, the alligator won or the battle was an apparent draw.

"they were probably evenly matched in size,'' mazzotti said of the latest battle. "if the python got a good grip on the alligator before the alligator got a good grip on him, he could win.''

while the gator may have been injured before the battle began -- wounds were found on it that apparently were not caused by python bites -- mazzotti believes it was alive when the battle began. and it may have clawed at the python's stomach as the snake tried to digest it, leading to the blow up.

the python was found with the gator's hindquarters protruding from its midsection. its stomach still surrounded the alligator's head, shoulders, and forelimbs. the remains were discovered and photographed sept. 26 by helicopter pilot and wildlife researcher michael barron.

the incident has alerted biologists to new potential dangers from burmese pythons in the everglades.

"clearly, if they can kill an alligator they can kill other species,'' mazzotti said. "there had been some hope that alligators can control burmese pythons... this indicates to me it's going to be an even draw. sometimes alligators are going to win and sometimes the python will win."

"it means nothing in the everglades is safe from pythons, a top down predator,'' mazzotti said. not only can the python kill other reptiles, the snakes will also eat otters, squirrels, endangered woodstorks and sparrows.

while there are thousands of alligators in the everglades, joe wasilewski, a wildlife biologist and crocodile tracker, said its unknown how many pythons there are.

"we need to set traps and do a proper survey,'' of the snakes, he said. at least 150 have been captured in the last two years. the problem arises when people buy pets they are not prepared to care for.

"people will buy these tiny little snakes and if you do everything right, they're six-feet tall in one year. they lose their appeal, or the owner becomes afraid of it. there's no zoo or attraction that will take it,'' so they release the snakes into the everglades.

a reproducing snake can have as many as 100 hatchlings, which explains why the snake population has soared, wasilewski said.

the burmese snake problem is just part of a larger issue of nonnative animal populations in south florida, he said. so many iguanas have been discarded in the region that they are gobbling tropical flowers and causing problems for botanists, wasilewski said.

a 10- or 20-foot python is also large enough to pose a risk to an unwary human, especially a small child, he added. "i don't think this is an imminent threat. this is not a 'be afraid, be very afraid situation."

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sun-sentinel

Video:Wildlife Officer Loses Alligator In School

wildlife officer loses alligator in school

a us wildlife officer's decision to bring a 5ft alligator into his daughter's school for a show-and-tell backfired when it escaped.

dave brady had recently captured the reptile and thought he'd bring it into his daughters class, with its mouth taped shut, in florida.

florida fish and wildlife conservation commission spokesman stan kirkland said it proved a hit with the class: "they were impressed," he said.

things started to go wrong when mr brady loaded the alligator back into his truck after the school visit in panama city beach.

"most people don't think they can jump, but they have an amazing ability to jump," mr kirkland said. "they can not only jump, they can run."

the alligator successfully jumped out of the truck and ran off towards a local pond where it has so far managed to avoid recapture.

mr kirkland asked people to keep an eye out for the alligator: "it's green, it's 5ft long and it was last seen on the lam," he added.

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Video:Alligator shoes

alligator shoes

a dumb blonde is vacationing in florida and decides to take a pair of alligator shoes home with her. after visiting a high-priced shoestore, she exclaims "i can't afford these! i guess i'll have to hunt down a 'gator and get my own pair of shoes." the shop owner chuckles and sarcastically says "yeah, little lady. why don't you do that?" after the shopkeeper closes his store, he drives by a swamp and sees the blonde, holding a rifle and waist-deep in the murky water. a 9-foot alligator starts coming at her and blam! she shoots it between the eyes and pulls it back to shore, where there are 7 other dead reptiles. the shopkeeper stands in awe, watching as the blonde flips her latest kill on its back. she looks at it and yells in frustration "damn! this one's barefoot too!"

Video:Alligators and Whales

alligators and whales

... versus humans. "both use sonar to communicate. also features an alligator trying to out rumble a space rocket." (from bbc show "supernatural".)


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