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true aim buddy list

what your aim buddy list really looks like...

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• 4/20/2009
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you think you have good aim?

you think you're good at aiming in quake or counter-strike - try using a real gun. this guy has to have the best aim ever. thanks to sarkie for sending this one to us.

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• 9/11/2005
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toilet aim score

best played when wasted.

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• 9/23/2009
• by InsayneJayne

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canadian cf-18 aim-7 sparrows

canadian cf-18 hornets from 441 tactical fighter squadron firing aim-7 sparrow missles at drones.

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• 4/15/2006
• by BorellusXXX

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ready, aim...

three women are about to be executed. one's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

she says no, and the executioner shouts, "ready . . . aim . . ."

suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!"

everyone is startled and looks around. she manages to escape.

the angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

she says no, and the executioner shouts, "ready . . . aim . . ."

the redhead then screams, "tornado!!"

yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. she too escapes execution.

by this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. the guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

she also says no, and the executioner shouts, "ready . . . aim . . ."

the blonde shouts, "fire!!"

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• 8/14/2005
• by Marqo09

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cigarette drink aims to beat smoking ban

a drink which aims to deliver the same fix as cigarettes is being launched in britain to help smokers beat the cigarette ban in pubs.

the drink, called liquid smoking, has already proved a hit in the netherlands where it has been on sale for a year.

dutch suppliers united drinks and beauty corporation, hopes the drink will be on sale here before christmas as they aim to target the opposite end of the energy drinks market.

the manufacturers say it does not contain the drug nicotine, but rather a mix of roots from south african plants which is said to give "a slight energising effect, followed by a euphoric sense of calming and relaxation."

it has less than 21 calories per 275ml can and would cost £1.50 in the shops.

although there will be no lower age limit to buy it, the makers believe it should not be drunk by anyone under 15.

united drinks chief executive martin hartman said: "the product we have developed has got similar properties to nicotine, so we are trying to help people out who are affected by the ban on nicotine people might use this instead of a cigarette or tobacco to help the cravings.

he added: "it will take the edge off of a need for nicotine for between one to four hours.

"i think it will help people who feel the need for nicotine in bars, restaurants, long-haul flights and on the train."

anti-smoking groups have already expressed their concern however.

amanda sanford, from action on smoking and health said: "although we welcome anything which is a genuine alternative [to nicotine], many of these are totally unregulated and we only have the manufacturer's word about what they contain.

"we would be concerned about any health claims that are unsubstantiated, and at this stage we wouldn't encourage people to buy them."

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• 10/27/2008
• by InsayneJayne

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anti-rape condom aims to stop attacks

i'm not sure how anyone could call a device meant to stop, or deter rapists barbaric. i would be just fine with a device that makes an attacking rapists genitals fall right off.

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• 9/3/2005
• by Anathema

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'naked cowboy' aims for mayor's job

a new york busker who calls himself the naked cowboy and entertains tourists in his underwear has launched a bid to run for mayor.

"no one knows how to do more with less than yours truly," said robert burck, who has become a feature of the times square area.

"and that's the kind of thinking i plan on sharing with my fellow new yorkers when you elect me."

the long-haired, tattooed burck said on his website that he plans to make an official announcement at his regular haunt on wednesday.

dressed in nothing more than a cowboy hat, boots, and a pair of white underpants emblazoned with the words naked cowboy, burck earns about $1,000 (£600) a day busking.

he aims to run against mayor michael bloomberg, a billionaire and wall street whiz hoping for a third four-year term.

mr bloomberg has already spent millions of dollars on his campaign, including on a blizzard of television commercials.

his only real challenger, the little-known city figure william thompson, has so far struggled to be heard.

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• 7/22/2009
• by bajaboy

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ready, aim, fire!

a bird carefully stalks its prey.

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• 7/7/2005
• by Zerobit

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ready aim fire

one of the short films creating by one of many upcoming film directors.

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• 2/17/2009
• by XmasBoi

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swedish party aims to ban marriage

a new political party, the feminist initiative, in sweden says it will abolish marriage if it gets into power.
they claim marriage "is not about love, but about ownership".

the rebellious political party expects more than 20% of the vote in next year's election.

fi founder, tiina rosenberg, said: "instead of marriage we want to promote a co-habitation law that ignores gender and allows more than two people in a partnership." although, the fi would not want sweden to fall back into a "patriarchal structure" where one man has a harem of women.

and in order to encourage men to vote for them as well, the party's all-female board would call for a six-hour working day.

ananova

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• 9/12/2005
• by Scienott

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bad aim

a nun and a priest were taking a rare afternoon off and enjoying a round of golf. the priest stepped up to the first tee and took a mighty swing. he missed the ball entirely and said "shit, i missed."

the good sister told him to watch his language.

on his next swing, he missed again. "shit, i missed."

"father, i'm not going to play with you if you keep swearing," the nun said tartly.

the priest promised to do better and the round continued. on the 4th tee, he misses again. the usual comment followed.

sister is really mad now and says, "father john, god is going to strike you dead if you keep swearing like that."

on the next tee, father john swings and misses again. "shit, i missed."

a terrible rumble is heard and a gigantic bolt of lightning comes out of the sky and strikes sister marie dead in her tracks.

and from the sky comes a booming voice .......

"shit, i missed."

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• 10/14/2005
• by GilgaMesh

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aim at the referee

after a penalty was called in a soccer match, a player kicks the ball and drills the referee in the back of his head. a red card for sure.

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• 12/24/2005
• by Homer45

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aim for the small children jesus

another jesus lol picture! they never get old.

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• 4/3/2006
• by Tyler723

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aim vs msn

one on one strategic combat simulator between the two instant messenging giants - aol instant messenger and msn messenger. use special skils and abilities to win the fight and choose which is the supreme client.

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• 5/16/2006
• by OmegaZone

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aim and fire

go shooting with george w and friends! fun shooting game, enjoy!

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• 7/3/2006
• by NoLsKi

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aim guy attacks pink (pop singer)

even mascots get sick of crap.

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• 7/25/2006
• by InsayneJayne

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mit dean takes aim at admissions anxiety

though just teenagers, the applicants to the massachusetts institute of technology are a scarily accomplished lot. they have started businesses and published academic research. one built a working nuclear reactor in his garage. in their high schools, they have led every extracurricular club and mastered the sat.

but surprisingly few have done what marilee jones, the woman who actually decides which one in seven mit applicants gets in, thinks 18-year-olds ought to be doing.

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• 9/17/2006
• by MansaMusa

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video games aim to spice up old people's lives

a 93-year-old resident at an old-age home plays tennis against the wall of his bedroom, using a touch-sensitive glove and wearing a virtual helmet.

for mihai nadin, a pioneer in the field of computer graphics and a professor at the university of texas at dallas, this vision could become part of electronic games available to seniors in coming years to help them maintain cognitive, anticipatory and physical skills.

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• 10/1/2006
• by MansaMusa

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cartman hitler (aim wav)

ever given somone a hitler?

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• 10/3/2006
• by Frogz

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bush aims jokes at democrats

bush poking fun at hillary & obama

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• 5/1/2008
• by Drue