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a married man was having an affair with his secretary. one day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon.
exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8:00 pm. as the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. mystified, she nonetheless complied. he slipped into his shoes and drove home.
"where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house.
"darling, i can't lie to you. i've been having an affair with my secretary, and we've been having sex all afternoon. i fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock."
the wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "you lying bastard! you've been playing golf!"
a man returning home a day early from a business trip got into a taxi at the airport.
it was after midnight. while en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness. the man suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act.
for $100, the cabby agreed. quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the bedroom.
the husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back and there was his wife in bed with another man. the husband put a gun to the naked man's head.
the wife shouted, "don't do it! this man has been very generous! i lied when i told you i inherited money. he paid for the corvette i bought for you. he paid for our new cabin cruiser. he paid for our house at the lake.
he paid for our country club membership, and he even pays the monthly dues!" shaking his head from side-to-side the husband slowly lowered the gun.
he looked over at the cab driver and said, "what would you do?" the cabby said,
"i'd cover him up with that blanket before he catches a cold."
a wealthy man was having an affair with an italian woman for several years. one night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid a large sum of money if she would go to italy to secretly have the child. if she stayed in italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
she agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. to keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "spaghetti" on the back. he would then arrange for child support payments to begin.
one day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. honey, she said, "you received a very strange post card today."
"oh, just give it to me and i'll explain it," he said. the wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white and fainted.
on the card was written: "spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti. two with meatballs, one without.
a pretty funny commercial where a guy comes home to discover that his wife is "ill" again. when he goes to answer his cell phone, out comes the surprise.
bill clinton and edwards know a thing or two.
if you have one go here.
one of my favorite outtakes from the dukes of hazzard unrated. i wonder who enjoyed himself more, bo or luke. still, i know which one i'd rather be.
another video from spite your face, made in conjunction with lucas films and lego.
this is the trailer that started airing in 2003. this is the movie that 'the departed' basically remade. however the original is far better. you should watch it with cantonese dubs and english subs in my opinion.
a man sent his girlfriend roses,but then his wife finds out about it. he is blaming 1-800-flowers.
this is a spoof of a many current affairs programs (specifically the aussie show, a current affair)
keith fennell talks to accurrent affair about his life in the special air service regiment
a doctor was having an affair with his nurse. shortly afterward, she told him that she was pregnant. not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to italy and have the baby there. "but how will i let you know the baby is born?" she asked. he replied, "just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back. i'll take care of expenses." not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to italy. six months went by, and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and said, "dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from europe, and i don't understand what it means." the doctor said, "just wait until i get home and i will explain it to you." later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, and fell to the floor with a heart attack. paramedics rushed him to the hospital emergency room. the head medic stayed back to comfort the wife. he asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. so the wife picked up the card and read: "spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti - two with sausage and meatballs; two without."
article submitted by ug7433. she was a 31 mage, he was a 17 warrior. unfortunately, we're talking about their ages. an australian woman is facing child abduction charges in the us after trying to bring her 17-year-old world of warcraft boyfriend back to oz. tamara broome, a 31-year-old university student, was arrested on june 26 after she flew from adelaide to the boy's home in greenville, north carolina to pick up her internet beau. broome allegedly had an online relationship with the boy for more than a year, which began in the online game world of warcraft. the two had also exchanged copious amounts of email and even discussed marriage. the azerothian love-affair has sent broome to pitt county detention centre where she will get a july 11 court date. police have seized her laptop computer and charged broome with attempting to abduct a child. if convicted she will face more than two years in a us jail. broome is currently being held on a $2.35m bond. (wow equipment could not be seized by authorities, as it is soulbound.) according to australian news sources, broome's relatives allege the teenager's parents set her up, even springing for the [air fare] to frame her. but pitt county sheriff detectives call the allegations "ridiculous," claiming they will not discuss who fronted for the ticket "because that's part of the evidence, we can't get into that." authorities became involved when the parents reported the boy missing june 12. he was found later that day at raleigh-durham international airport trying to catch a flight to australia to see the woman. investigators later discovered that broome was coming to the us and apprehended her as she stepped of a train at rocky mount station in north carolina. under north carolina law, a minor is considered someone under the age of 18. besides, any wow player could tell you in a 18/31 spread, the experience would be lousy anyway. ® source
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