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Video:Adoption

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a child custody case was held in court. the judge felt that the mother and father were both fit to be parents and therefore couldn't decide who he should grant full custody to.

so he asks the little boy, "would you like to live with your mother?"

"no." said the boy.

"why not?" said the judge.

"because she beats me."

the judge says "okay, then you'll go live with your father."

"oh no," cried the boy, "he beats me too."

dumbfounded, the judge asks "okay who do you want to live with?"

"i want to live with the detroit lions."

"why?" asks the judge.

"they never beat anybody."

Video:Unmarried Adoption Ban

unmarried adoption ban

host matt takes issue to two ballot propositions.

Video:Demotivational Poster - Adoption

demotivational poster - adoption

when she lives in the next room ...


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