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Video:Adolf Hitler's Cat?

adolf hitler's cat?

a cat that looks like adolf hitler.

Video:Adolf Hitler Propaganda

adolf hitler propaganda

adolf hilter delivers a speech persuading all of germany to side with him.

Video:Adolf Hitler Sings The Bee Gees

adolf hitler sings the bee gees

an excellent feat of video editing where adolf hitler sings the bee gees' "born to be alive".

Video:Adolf - I'm Sitting In  My Bonker

adolf - i'm sitting in my bonker

walter moers adolf. der bonker about you know who's last few days.

Video: Inside the Mind of Adolf Hitler

inside the mind of adolf hitler

bbc worldwide documentary first aired november 22, 2005, rt 46:55. psychological profiles of criminals and foreign adversaries are a regular part of modern law enforcement and intelligence-gathering. at the height of world war ii, however, creating a profile of the enemy—detailing as much as possible about his childhood, current state of mind, and potential actions—was a groundbreaking notion. this program recounts the work of harvard psychoanalyst dr. walter langer, who compiled the first-ever disciplined analysis of adolf hitler’s mental and emotional state, using a freudian model of investigation. the process by which langer joined the u.s. office of strategic services, assembled a team, conducted interviews, and wrote his prescient 281-page report makes a fascinating case study for coursework in psychological profiling and research.

Video:Cops Take Away 3-Year-Old Adolf Hitler

cops take away 3-year-old adolf hitler


article submitted by thelivingend.

police and child protection officials removed a 3-year-old boy named for adolf hitler and his two younger sisters, whose names also have nazi connotations, from their new jersey home.

on friday, officials from the new jersey division of youth and family services took into protective custody adolf hitler campbell, 3, and his younger sisters joycelynn aryan nation campbell, 1, and honszlynn hinler jeannie campbell, 8 months, according to the holland township police department.

police, dyfs officials and a court spokeswoman declined to reveal the exact reasons the children were removed from their home, citing confidentiality, but a child protection official indicated it was not because of the children's names.

the children and their parents, heath and deborah campbell, made headlines last month when a shoprite supermarket in greenwich, n.j., refused to inscribe adolf hitler campbell's name on a cake for his third birthday.

"i cannot comment specifically on any family or case. i can't even say if we're dealing with a case," said dyfs spokeswoman kate bernyk.

"i can say we become involved when there is an allegation of abuse or neglect, and remove a child only if there is an imminent risk to the safety of child," she said. "we would never remove a child simply based on their name."

local police were on hand when dyfs officials removed the children and confirmed the event.

holland township police sgt. john harris who personally escorted the child-safety workers to the family's holland township home, said the police were there to "keep the peace" and that the campbell parents were not at the time charged with any crime.

"i was at the house to keep the peace and protect the workers," he said.

harris said deborah campbell "was very upset" when she learned her children were being taken. he said local police had not received any direct complaints about the family.

calls by abcnews.com to the campbell home went unanswered. calls to the county public defender to determine whether the couple had obtained a lawyer were referred to the somerset county court administrator, who, citing confidentiality, would not say if the couple had retained counsel or whether a hearing was scheduled.

"this is a sealed matter," court spokeswoman chrstine murzdeck said.

one of the family's neighbors said she had been called by dyfs to testify at a hearing thursday but said she had not witnessed any "sexual or physical abuse."

"he [heath campbell] had some kind of hold over those kids and his wife. i don't think it was sexual or physical abuse, but the kids were confined to certain areas in the house," said lori dilts, 38, a neighbor and the daughter of the campbells' landlord.

"it was more than just their names and the cake situation," said dilts, who was reluctant to share any more details until after the hearing.

"those children look outwardly healthy, but they didn't have much freedom," she said. "occasionally, the little boy would come over here and would hate having to go back to his house."

dilts said campbell had swords and nazi paraphernalia hanging on the walls of the family's home. she said the couple was unemployed and received government assistance to pay their rent.

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image above: not the same kid in this story.

Video:Adolf Hitler Used In AIDS Advert

adolf hitler used in aids advert

a steamy new aids awareness advert shows an adolf hitler lookalike having sex.

the controversial footage - to be shown on tv and in cinemas - is aimed at shocking the public out of complacency over unprotected sex.

"we asked ourselves what face we could give to the virus, and it couldn't be a pretty face," said dirk silz, creative director for the advertising agency behind the "aids is a mass murderer" campaign.

"the campaign is designed to shake people up, to bring the topic of aids back to center stage, and to reverse the trend of unprotected sexual intercourse."

the ad, made for german audiences, shows blurred clips of a couple having sex and it is only at the end that the man is revealed as hitler.

a tag line then reads: "aids is a mass murderer."

the campaign, which also features posters of joseph stalin and saddam hussein lookalikes en flagrant, was organized with aids awareness group regenbogen e.v. ahead of world aids day on december 1.

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of course no love for my man pol pot. sobs

Video:Adolf Hitler Had Poor Table Manners, Suffered Flatulence

adolf hitler had poor table manners, suffered flatulence

adolf hitler had "shocking" table manners, gorged on cake in his bunker and suffered from flatulence, psychological profile documents show. [so basically he was a man?!]

the dictator also bit his fingernails at meal times and nervously rubbed his index finger back and forth across his moustache, the newly discovered papers disclose.

the top secret papers also state hitler believed goebbels' own propaganda about himself and genuinely thought he was the "greatest military genius of all time".

the revelations show hitler had a "streak of passive masochism" in his relationships with women.

the fuhrer's daily routine and "uncouth" behaviour were recorded in notes taken from a high-ranking nazi who spilled the beans to a british agent.

the document, resembling a psychological profile of hitler, is dated may 1945 - three days after his death - and states on the front: "this summary must be destroyed within 48 hours".

despite this, the papers were retained by the agent who is believed to have kept them at his home in the south-west of england.

they have now surfaced for the first time in more than 60 years after a recent house clearance.

they give a fascinating glimpse into hitler's everyday life in his bunker and mentions his alleged homosexuality and his fondness for rudolph hess.

they tell of how his eating habits led to a "bay window", referring to his expanding waistline.

the nazi who gave the insight was convinced hitler was mad and quoted a little girl speaking about the fuhrer: "mami, will the lunatic chew up our carpets too?"

the unidentified pow, who might not have known about his leader's death, had dined with hitler about 30 times and kept his diary in the bunker.

he stated: "hitler eats rapidly, mechanically, for him food is merely an indispensable means of subsistence.

"...he does not smoke and it is strictly forbidden to smoke in his presence as he seems to be very susceptible to laryngitis."

the source said conversation at the dinner table in the bunker had the effect on hitler that music did on others, and it stimulated his thoughts and relaxed him.

the document continues: "he talks in a mellow baritone, without that raucous, unpleasant stridency of his public speeches.

"at the table and in his speech he shows many facets of rather uncouth behaviour.

"he abstractedly bites his fingernails, he runs his index finger back and forth under his nose, and his table manners are little short of shocking."

the nazi being quizzed said that late at night hitler retired to his private rooms where he would drink "health tea" and listen to his phonograph.

the document states that hitler..."ate prodigious amounts of cake (this cake eating was responsible for a slight digestive disorder and the addition of a bay window to his already not too fortunate figure.)

"quite often he would retire into this privacy with some women whom he esteemed very much (during later years particularly with a miss braum whose relationship to hitler is quite unknown).

"it is not believed that in these sessions with women hitler's attitude intensified to any more than a platonic relationship.

"(the rumours about his homosexuality and other abnormal obsessions were rumours and nothing more. if there was any such streak in him, it was a touch of passive masochism in his relationship with women.)"

with regards to hitler's relationship with rudolph hess, who bizarrely flew to scotland in 1941, he said the fuhrer never had a closer friend.

he added: "hitler loved him like a brother. instinctively perhaps hitler felt that hess carried the germ of latent insanity and it just served to increase the fuhrer's affection and solitude for the man."

but he added that after hess's flight from germany hitler bore the loss "stoically enough."

talking about hitler's delusions, the source states that goebbels' techniques were so effective that "hitler himself became very susceptible to this propaganda.

"he then actually started believing that he was a man of exceptional ability in the science of warfare."

auctioneer richard westwood-brookes, who is selling the papers found during a house clearance, said: "this is a british army intelligence summary dated may 3rd 1945.

"it is marked "secret, copy no 173" and also clearly marked "this summary must be destroyed within 48 hrs of receipt" - but this one was clearly not destroyed.

"it is a highly important document which has clearly survived through extraordinary circumstances.

"it was found during a routine house clearance and it is possible that the man whose house it was had been in a position to receive this report.

"rather than destroy it he kept it. perhaps he then forgot about it or perhaps he chose not to show it to anyone because it was supposed to have been destroyed.

"possibly the most important element of this document is the statement of a captured german lt colonel who kept the war diary in hitler's bunker.

"he enjoyed a very close relationship with hitler having eaten at the same table with him at least 30 times.

"the statement provides a vivid personal description of hitler in his last days and his behaviour in the bunker.

"it mentions a digestive disorder which could be a reference to his flatulence, but denies the rumours that hitler was homosexual.

"this remarkable document is potentially unique, given the requirement that it should have been destroyed within hours of receipt."

the documents are being sold at ludlow racecourse on march 5 and are estimated to fetch up to £1,000.

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Video:Adolf Hitler Action Mask

adolf hitler action mask

a cut out mask.

Video:Adolf Hitler's Afro

adolf hitler's afro

hitler appreciates black people

Video:Uncle Adolf & the Sexy Nazi Girls

uncle adolf & the sexy nazi girls

nice footage from long ago.

Video: Did Adolf Hitler Draw Disney Characters?

did adolf hitler draw disney characters?


article submitted by geoblaze.

the director of a norwegian museum claimed yesterday to have discovered cartoons drawn by adolf hitler during world war ii.

william hakvaag, the director of a war museum in northern norway, said he found the drawings hidden in a painting signed "a. hitler" that he bought at an auction in germany.

he found coloured cartoons of the characters bashful and doc from the 1937 disney film snow white and the seven dwarfs, which were signed a.h., and an unsigned sketch of pinocchio as he appeared in the 1940 disney film.

hitler tried to make a living as an artist before his rise to power. while there was no independent confirmation yesterday that the drawings were the work of the nazi leader, hitler is known to have owned a copy of snow white, the classic animated adaptation of a german fairy tale, and to have viewed it in his private cinema.

mr hakvaag, who said he had performed tests on the paintings which suggested that they dated from 1940, said: "i am 100 per cent sure that these are drawings by hitler. if one wanted to make a forgery, one would never hide it in the back of a picture, where it might never be discovered."

the initials on the sketches, and the signature on the painting, matched other copies of hitler's handwriting, he claimed.

"hitler had a copy of snow white," he said. "he thought this was one of the best movies ever made."

discoveries of nazi-era memorabilia have repeatedly turned out to be mistaken or the result of a hoax. however, art attributed to hitler continues to sell at auction, even if its provenance is far from complete.

nineteen watercolours and two sketches said to be by hitler were sold in britain two years ago for a total of £118,000.

the auction firm jefferys said the seller did everything possible to authenticate the works.

the pictures of cottages and rural scenes were found in a farmhouse in belgium and were believed to have been painted while hitler was a young soldier in the country during world war i.

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images above: the snow white characters bashful and doc, which the museum director william hakvaag believes were drawn by hitler, along with a sketch of pinocchio

Video:

"adolf hitler" & "aryan nation" taken by social services.

easton, pa. - the father of 3-year-old adolf hitler campbell, denied a birthday cake with the child`s full name on it by one new jersey supermarket, is asking for a little tolerance. heath campbell and his wife, deborah, are upset not only with the decision made by the greenwich shoprite, but with an outpouring of angry internet postings in response to a local newspaper article over the weekend on their flare-up over frosting. "they need to accept a name. a name`s a name. the kid isn`t going to grow up and do what (hitler) did." deborah campbell, 25, said she phoned in her order last week to the shoprite. when she told the bakery department she wanted her son`s name spelled out, she was told to talk to a supervisor, who denied the request. the campbells ultimately got their cake decorated at a wal-mart in pennsylvania, deborah campbell said. about 12 people attended the birthday party on sunday, including several children who were of mixed race, according to heath campbell. "if we`re so racist, then why would i have them come into my home?" he asked. the campbells` other two children also have unusual names: joycelynn aryan nation campbell turns 2 in a few months and honszlynn hinler jeannie campbell will be 1 in april. heath campbell said he named his son after adolf hitler because he liked the name and because "no one else in the world would have that name." he sounded surprised by all the controversy the dispute had generated. he said he was raised not to avoid people of other races but not to mix with them socially or romantically. but he said he would try to raise his children differently. "say he grows up and hangs out with black people. that`s fine, i don`t really care," he said. "that`s his choice."

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Video:Ricky Gervais dressed as Adolf Hitler and Winston Churchill.

ricky gervais dressed as adolf hitler and winston churchill.

hitler and churchill dressups. from a photoshoot that ricky did for news of the world.


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