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this guy's a bit too addicted to his computer.
a drug addict is determined to end his life by hanging on to electrical power lines.
an editorial on world of warcraft addict and internet addiction.
the organ doners take on the tough addicts.
chris moyles, dj on the morning show on bbc radio 1 uk. due to the popularityof puretone's 'addicted to bass' chris decided to parody it about a man addicted to plaice.
ten ways to know that you're addicted to your computer:- 10) when you begin to laugh you yell, lol. 9) you tell your computer you love it, more than you tell your spouse. 8) your house catches on fire and you run home to save your computer before your family. 7) your computer is your only friend. 6) you think cyber sex is better than real sex. 5) you type only in short hand (yo roflmao i'll brb b4 u rtfm lol). 4) you type 40 words a minute with two fingers. 3) your twins are named ram & rom. 2) after breaking from your computer, you realize you have gained 40lbs, have grown hair in unusual places, your spouse and kids have left you, and windows 3.1 is outdated. 1) you read stuff like this!
this guy takes his counter-strike way too seriously..
snorting it up.
very nice guitar playing.
how to get out of having sex with a hot chick
1) every time you hear clapping, you wonder how many people can perform alchemy without a transmutation circle. 2) even though your family or friends hate the anime and manga, they still know the entire plot. 3) you're in love with some random person because he/she likes the show/manga as well. 4) you've memorized the entire quote by alphonse from the beginning of each episode, and can recite the entire thing at random. 5) you know how to draw most of the transmutation circles, if not all of them. 6) you've made your own transmutation circle. 7) you're miserably failing chemistry, but you know all of the laws of alchemy by heart. 8) equivalent exchange is something you apply to everything. and i mean everything. 9) your favorite teacher is mr./mrs./ms. edwards just because of his/her last name. 10) out of boredom during your least favorite class, you attempt to transmute a pencil and a binder together. 11) you're dragged to detention by your teacher because the transmutation failed, and you won't stop crying. 12) you've read all 53 chapters of the manga, even though only 4 have been released in english. 13) you've seen the movie "fullmetal alchemist: conqueror of shambala" even though it doesn't reach the us until october. 14) you clap your hands together and strain your face when angered. 15) you get really pissed off when people mention your height...even though you're the tallest person in most of your classes. 16) you carry a silver pocketwatch in your pocket...so you won't forget. 17) you plan to name your children either edward, alphonse, or winry. 18) every time you see a person in a wheelchair, you think they should head for the nearest automail shop. 19) you've given yourself a state alchemist name (e.g.-_____ alchemist) 20) whenever people snap rude or mean things, you love to shout, "you only wish you were the full metal alchemist!" 21) your picture of ed and al slipped out of your binder, and a kid who you don't even know gave it back to you, saying he knew it belonged to you. 22) every chance you get, you write "fullmetal alchemist" on the chalk/whiteboard in japanese, even though you don't know a single word of the language. 23) you keep a wrench in your pocket, just in case someone ticks you off. 24) you hate harry potter because he supposedly destroyed the philosopher's stone. 25) when your mom asks why you ripped your two favorite stuffed animals apart and stitched their bodies together, you insisted that it was a real chimera. 26) during halloween, no one knew what you were. all they asked was, "why are you covered in gray construction paper with a red mark on your shoulder?" 27) you respond to the halloween comment with, "i lost my soul so my older brother attached it to this suit of armor." 28) you nicknamed everyone in the school a character from the manga, naming your least favorite person roy mustang. 29) you have a pair of white gloves with red transmutation circles on them. 30) any female teacher with black hair at your school you referred to as "izumi-sensei." 31) your detention slips always have the reason- "beat student profoundly, while claiming they had mocked their love of full metal alchemist." 32) you took the idea of teaching alchemy in science all the way to the state court. 33) you dream about it every night. 34) so far, you've written over 300 fanfiction stories. 35) you are very cautious around your priest. anytime he says hello, you respond with, "back away, cornello!" 36) you've been on the news four times for trying to burn your house down and become a state alchemist. 37) when your mother became sick, you began gathering all items for a human transmutation. you were determined it would work. 38) your regular attire is a red coat, shiny black pants, and boots. 39) you've attempted a human transmutation in the hopes that you could either get automail or transmute without a circle. 40) the word 'transmute' somehow becomes part of the conversation without you knowing it. 41) you know the word 'transmute' in multiple languages. 42) the word 'ouroboros' actually holds meaning for you. 43) you know all of the seven deadly sins by heart. 44) you cried after edward died in the anime show, and couldn't be consoled. 45) you actually found this list funny.
i put this up.... because its true... and i left a little more for the video because i think its cool :) boom headshot! :d
"get the $%^$ off the internet."
wonderful 80's song by robert palmer.
that headline sure grabs attention.
in the end, us geeks always fork over the money for our comics.
that dude`s creepy
i didn't see this video on here but i did see it on youtube.com and it wasn't take down yet. thought everyone should see it.
1. i will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my paper newspaper like i used to, before the web. 2. i will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing. 3. i will get dressed before noon. 4. i will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the web. 5. i will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are web-deprived. 6. i will call someone on the phone who i cannot contact via the web. 7. i will read a book... if i still remember how. 8. i will listen to those around me about their needs and stop telling them to turn the tv down so i can hear the music on the web. 9. i will not be tempted during tv commercials to check for email. 10. i will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not. 11. i will remember that my bank is not forgiving if i forget to balance my checkbook because i was too busy on the web. 12. last, but not least, i will remember that i must go to bed sometime... and the web will always be there tomorrow!
meet people deep in the throws of a heroin addiction, with no way out.
try jesus.
article submitted by master911. a tortoise that smokes and appears to be addicted to nicotine has been discovered in china's northeastern province of jilin. the animal is the pet of a man, identified by his surname yun, who is himself a smoker, xinhua news agency said today, quoting a local newspaper. one day, mr yun teased the tortoise by putting a cigarette butt into its mouth, and to his surprise it started to smoke it, according to the news agency. from then on, he shared his cigarettes with his pet, xinhua said. "it seems to have become addicted," mr yun was quoted as saying. "whenever i smoke in front of it, it will stick its head out of the water and fidget about until i give it the stub." mr yun proved his claim by putting a cigarette in the tortoise's mouth in front the paper's reporter and his neighbours, xinhua quoted the newspaper as saying. to everyone's surprise, the tortoise finished it in less than four minutes, the news agency said. monkeys have been know to smoke in imitation of human beings, the deputy secretary-general of jilin's wildlife conservation society told xinhua. but he said he had never heard of a tortoise lighting up. source
a korean woman addicted to plastic surgery has been left unrecognisable after her obsession led her to inject cooking oil into her face. hang mioku, now 48, had her first plastic surgery procedure when she was 28; hooked from the beginning she moved to japan where she had further operations - mostly to her face. following operation after operation, her face was eventually left enlarged and disfigured, but she would still look at herself in the mirror and think she was beautiful. eventually the surgeons she visited refused to carry out any more work on her and one suggested that her obsession could be a sign of a psychological disorder. when she returned home to korea the surgery meant hang's features had changed so much that her own parents didn't recognise her. after realising that the girl with the grossly swollen face was indeed their daughter her horrified parents took her to a doctor. once again the possibility that hang had a mental disorder was raised and she started treatment. however, this treatment was too expensive for her to keep up and she soon fell back into old ways. amazingly, she found a doctor who was willing to give her silicone injects and, what's more, he then gave her a syringe and silicone of her own so she could self-inject. when her supply of silicone ran out hang resorted to injecting cooking oil into her face. her face became so grotesquely large that she was called "standing fan" by children in her neighbourhood - due to her large face and small body. as hang's notoriety spread she was featured on korean tv. viewers seeing the report took mercy on her and sent in enough donations to enable her to have surgery to reduce the size of her face. during the first procedure surgeons removed 60g of foreign substance from hang's face and 200g from her neck. after several other sessions her face was left greatly reduced but still scarred and disfigured. and it would seem that even hang can now see the damage she has done; she now says that she would simply like her original face back. source
it comes in all shapes and forms. this little guy sniffs pairs of shoes.
