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Video:Choson Ninja - Philosophy on Addiction

choson ninja - philosophy on addiction

choson ninja talks about addiction.

Video:Sex Talk - Vagina Power, Penis Addiction

sex talk - vagina power, penis addiction

atlanta public access tv9 superstar alexyss k. tylor discusses vagina power and penis addiction with her mom.

Video:GOOD: Oil addiction

good: oil addiction

good magazine's oil addiction animation (with some awesome music).

Video:Boy Diagnosed With Playstation Addiction

boy diagnosed with playstation addiction

italian medics diagnosed a 13-year-old boy with playstation addiction after his desperate father rushed him to hospital.

at first doctors at southern italy's lecce hospital thought lorenzo amato was suffering from a stroke or a severe brain disorder.

the teenager couldn't speak and didn't seem to understand anything going on around him. then doctors discovered he'd just finished a marathon session on his new playstation.

local politician antonio buccoliero, who spoke to the doctors, said: "they eventually managed to take care of him once they understood that this was a strange kind of mental detachment connected to his playstation."

the youngster later ordered his dad to throw away the computer games system.

"if i even think about it i want to throw up," he said.

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Video:Alan Partridge - Addiction Talk Show

alan partridge - addiction talk show

alan is a guest on a radio talk show about addiction, where he is trying to promote his new book. he takes a dislike to the other guest, an upper class ex junkie, causing an inevitable degeneration into a slanging match.

Video:Pancake Addiction

pancake addiction

some people just gotta have pancakes.

Video:Internet Addiction

internet addiction

i never knew that word existed. i think my younger brother is one of them. i just want people to be aware.

Video:Heroin Addiction - The Sad Road

heroin addiction - the sad road

from national geographic.

Video:Horrible Addiction

horrible addiction

i think it`s a chilling reminder of my mortality, that i am never more than a few hours from that grisly implosion of a death known as starvation. no matter how much i eat, before long the cravings resurface, and the withdrawal symptoms ravage my innards.

"i am snook draddots," i would say, were my name actually snook draddots, "and i am a food addict."

it`s a sad story, but it`s true. i was a food baby, in fact. my mother was using when she was pregnant with me. i`ve been on food ever since. it`s wrecked my life.

for my first fifteen years, i experienced rapid weight gain, and the digestive symptoms that persist to this day are too unpleasant to discuss. i`ve been unable to quit. the patch -- where you duct tape some potato salad to your arm every morning -- doesn`t help at all.

one time i had a 16 hour flight across the pacific, during which time i ate nothing that could be remotely described as food, but i fell off the wagon shortly after landing.

but enough is enough. i`ve come to an epiphany about just how much i`ve let food run my life for me, and it`s time for that to stop. no more food for me.

i`m quitting food cold turkey.

Video: Elephant Cured Of Drug Addiction

elephant cured of drug addiction

an asian elephant that became addicted to heroin after being fed bananas spiked with the drug is to return home after undergoing a detox programme.

the four-year-old animal, called xiguang, received methadone injections for a year at five times the human dosage, state media said.

it was illegally captured by traders in 2005 in south-west china.

when police arrested the traders and freed the elephant, it was found to be suffering from withdrawal symptoms.

the elephant's eyes kept streaming and he made continuous trumpeting noises, the beijing news newspaper's website reported.

it is thought that the traders fed the elephant bananas laced with heroin to capture and control it.

xiguang was sent to a wild animal protection centre on hainan island in south-west china for rehab, the official xinhua new agency said

he is expected to arrive at a wildlife park in kunming, capital of yunnan province, on saturday.

the asian elephant is an endangered species, with only 25,600-32,750 left in the wild, according to the wwf conservation group.

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omg i have to run out and buy dumbo on dvd.

Video:Internet Addiction

internet addiction

apparently, independent studies have discovered that the internet is an addictive agent which, they say, is just as powerful as drugs or alcohol. however, researchers go on to say that the internet is actually much more dangerous than these addictive substances, since it is a terminal addiction.

Video:An Appeal on Behalf of Sufferers of Cockney Addiction - Who Dares Wins

an appeal on behalf of sufferers of cockney addiction - who dares wins

this is an appeal on behalf of sufferers of the the little known but highly debilitating addiction. together we can stop it...

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Video:This Week In Science:  Alcohol And Addiction

this week in science: alcohol and addiction

from casual drinking, people have learned how alcohol will affect you under certain conditions. most people know that mixing a carbonated drink, with a whiskey for instance, may tend to speed up getting a "buzz"; hence the popularity of jack and coke. if you don't want to get hammered, eat bread before you drink. these common social realizations are probably hanging on a plaque above ted kennedy's bar.

while there is nothing wrong with enjoying a drink or two, or three, there is a point where alcohol can seriously be abused and impair judgment, as well as a point where it can significantly affect a person's brain chemistry in such a way that dependence is formed. for the latter, this is the point where alcohol addiction becomes a disease.

the basic science behind alcohol absorption is simple. when you sit down for a drink, about 20 percent of it is absorbed by your stomach. the other 80 percent is taken by your small intestine. after alcohol is absorbed it enters your bloodstream, where it dissolves within the water base due to its high affinity. as your heart beats, blood clearly flows throughout your body where alcohol can readily enter the tissues of your body. we see the effects externally expressed as drunken staggering and cheesy pick-up-lines, to the quintessential guy at the party who likes to pick fights. you know who you are, guy.

while it's basically accepted, though oft times overlooked, we know the abuse of alcohol is not something to take lightly. in just the us alone, over 100,000 deaths are directly related to alcohol abuse. in that total, nearly half of all traffic deaths are related to alcohol, as reported by the national council on alcohol and dependence.

what's often overlooked, however, is that chronic use and dependence on alcohol can cause such changes in your body that it's a disease, not just a simple matter of questionable behavior. as stated by expert dr. carl erickson, of pfizer college of pharmacology, “the problem with alcohol dependence is not in the bottle and it’s not in the glass. the disease is in the brain. the uncontrolled drinking is just the symptom.”

alcoholism as a disease, and women get addicted easier?

take your right hand and point your pointer finger in the middle of your forehead. now, above either ear, point your other hand. like a brave pirate explorer of the old ages, you've just navigated to an often unseen and unknown part of your brain that alcohol effects; the pleasure center.

where the lines, made with your hands, crossed in the middle of your brain is where the disease of alcoholism occurs. as stated by dr. erickson, "it's also called the mesolimbic dopamine system. scientifically, this tells us that it runs on dopamine, the ‘pleasure transmitter'".

while the field of studying addictive substances and their expression and effect on chemical pathways in the human genome is a continuing field, it's been accepted by official medical councils that alcoholism is indeed a disease.

so what's with women and addiction? new studies by columbia university indicate that more than 20 million girls and women, from the us alone, abuse drugs and alcohol. though good ol' bubba at the bar is the typical scapegoat for such stats, the study found that women regularly get drunk and high faster than men and become addicted more easily. a key part of women's susceptibility to drunkenness may be having a low level of alcohol dehydrogenase, adh, which helps break down alcohol.

how to cure hangover

suffice it to say with thirsty thursday and the weekend coming up, be safe and be smart if partying. we only want to hear about fun stories, not tragic.

that said there are often many old tales about treating and preventing a hangover. here are some points that may help those of you who need to wake up, chipper, for class or work.

despite what your buddy at the bar will tell you, drinking more alcohol does not help sober you up or prevent hangovers. while nothing but natural breakdown and expulsion of alcohol will help your body's alcohol content go down, with a hangover your body is likely suffering from low blood sugar, dehydration and deficiency of key minerals such as magnesium and potassium.

the best solution is usually rest for your body as you recover. as many don't have that luxury, there are a few steps you should take to help. drink water and sports drinks, both before going out and moderately while drinking. this will help keep your body hydrated. as you may know, snacking helps slow the absorption of alcohol into your body, which keeps the amount of alcohol in your blood (and thus tissues) lower.

you should always have a nice pack of ritz crackers, or other saltine, on hand. this helps keep your blood sugar level up, which can prevent headaches and grogginess, and can help you with nausea. eating fruits can help your body keep up on key minerals and nutrients, lowering the effects of a hangover.

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Video:Coffee Addiction

coffee addiction

-you grind your coffee beans in your mouth. -you sleep with your eyes open. -you have to watch videos in fast-forward. -the only time you're standing still is during an earthquake. -you can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer. -you've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week. -your eyes stay open when you sneeze. -you chew on other people's fingernails. -the nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse. -you're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas. -you can type sixty words per minute with your feet. -you can jump-start your car without cables. -you don't sweat, you percolate. -you walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in. -you forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.

Video:Steve-O's Drug Addiction

steve-o's drug addiction

supposedly he is sober now. i sure hope he stays that way for his sake.

Video:Facebook: An Addiction

facebook: an addiction

i haven't succumbed to facebook... yet.

Video:Demotivational Poster - Addiction

demotivational poster - addiction

you`re an addict too.


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