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Video:When Road Safety Adds Collide

when road safety adds collide

title says it all

Video:Adding Yakety Sax Can Make Anything Funny

adding yakety sax can make anything funny

adding yakety sax can make anything funny

Video:Funny Television Add

funny television add

pretty funny television add i found.

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  • Date 4/1/2009
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Video:Violent Femmes: Add It Up

violent femmes: add it up

pioneers of geek-rock, the violent femmes, playing add it up.

Video:Value Added Chicken

value added chicken

question: why did the chicken cross the road?

anderson consulting: deregulation of the chicken`s side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. the chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market. andersen consulting, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. using the poultry integration model (pim), andersen helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the chicken`s people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a program management framework. andersen consulting convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along with anderson consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals of delivering and successfully architecting and implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of poultry cross-median processes. the meeting was held in a park-like setting, enabling and creating an impactful environment which was strategically based, industry-focused, and built upon a consistent, clear, and unified market message and aligned with the chicken`s mission, vision, and core values. this was conducive towards the creation of a total business integration solution. andersen consulting helped the chicken change to become more successful.

Video:Budweiser - Added Time Multiball!

budweiser - added time multiball!

one of the best "you do the football, we do the beer" budweiser ads that ran in the uk. especially funny for those of you that understand football (soccer *grrr*) and the links to everything american and bud. really funny, enjoy! =)

Video:Site Maintenance - Adding and Moving Servers

site maintenance - adding and moving servers

we apologize, spikers. please bear with us for a short moment as we move all of our servers across the data center. we are also adding a brand new server cluster to accomodate our ever-expanding database.

how do i know this, you say? i'm standing in a room full to the ceiling with pizza box computers, losing my hearing and getting a bad case of the swamp-butt. all joking aside, we assure you that this will be a momentary hiccup in site operations and we hope to be online within the hour.

p.s. we have alerted the winner of the wii drawing, however, i have not had sufficient time to check if he/she has replied. we'll have a totally badass drawing in the future.

robusto out.

Video:New Planet, I Added Clouds

new planet, i added clouds

well everyone told me to put clouds in this one so i did, and i added a moon, and some shameless promotion(my name) i know it shouldn't have an atmosphere but i figured what the hell.

Video:Add Like Mad

add like mad

just add up.

Video:Kids with A.D.D.

kids with a.d.d.

where do you send jewish kids with a.d.d.? to concentration camps

Video:Just Add Pigtails

just add pigtails

pigtails = teen? oh, cmon!

Video:Funny Diet Coke Add

funny diet coke add

i don`t know when this is from or if its real but it`s pretty funny!

Video:Vatican Adds Seven New Deadly Sins

vatican adds seven new deadly sins


article submitted by ug7344 .

rome — drug pushers, the obscenely rich, environmental polluters and “manipulative” genetic scientists beware — you may be in danger of losing your mortal soul unless you repent.

after 1,500 years the vatican has brought the seven deadly sins up to date by adding seven new ones for the age of globalization. the list, published yesterday in l’osservatore romano, the vatican newspaper, came as the pope deplored the “decreasing sense of sin” in today’s “secularized world” and the falling numbers of roman catholics going to confession.

the new deadly sins include polluting, genetic engineering, being obscenely rich, drug dealing, abortion, pedophilia and causing social injustice.

the catholic church divides sins into venial, or less serious, sins and mortal sins, which threaten the soul with eternal damnation unless absolved before death through confession and penitence.

it holds mortal sins to be “grave violations of the ten commandments and the beatitudes,” including murder, contraception, abortion, perjury, adultery and lust.

the catechism of the catholic church states that “immediately after death the souls of those who die in a state of mortal sin descend into hell.”

“you offend god not only by stealing, blaspheming or coveting your neighbor’s wife, but also by ruining the environment, carrying out morally debatable scientific experiments, or allowing genetic manipulations which alter dna or compromise embryos,” he said.

bishop girotti said that mortal sins also included taking or dealing in drugs, and social injustice which caused poverty or “the excessive accumulation of wealth by a few.”

he said that two mortal sins which continued to preoccupy the vatican were abortion, which offended “the dignity and rights of women,” and pedophilia, which had even infected the clergy itself and so had exposed the “human and institutional fragility of the church.”

the mass media had “blown up” the issue “to discredit the church,” but the church itself was taking steps to deal with it, according to girotti.

read more here.

Video:Topps Adds a 3-D Angle to Baseball Cards

topps adds a 3-d angle to baseball cards

since the 1950s, topps has sold baseball trading cards filled with photos and stats, bringing the game to life. now the company is bringing its cards to life.

beginning monday, collectors who hold a special topps 3d live baseball card in front of a webcam will see a three-dimensional avatar of the player on the computer screen. rotate the card, and the figure rotates in full perspective. it’s called “augmented reality,” a combination of a real image with a virtual one.

“this is the ‘beam me up, scotty’ version of a baseball card that will get kids to buy more. we see this baseball season as a redefining moment for us,” said steve grimes, chief digital officer at topps.

source

Video:Don’t Do Coke Add

don’t do coke add

nice

Video:Ladies wear add

ladies wear add

cute caption.

Video:Hairdresser add

hairdresser add

classic stuff

Video:Bagel shop add

bagel shop add

genius marketing technique by bagel company in idaho!

Video:Doctor adds insult to injury

doctor adds insult to injury

"trust me, i'm a doctor" wouldn't describe one japanese medic who has landed in hot water after hitting and abusing a patient during surgery.

the elderly female patient at a hospital in shiga, central japan, was given a local anaesthetic for an unspecified operation early last month, but began thrashing around on the operating table and yelling at the doctor to stop.

after trying to persuade her to calm down, the doctor hit the patient on the forehead and yelled at her to shut up, a hospital spokesman said. the patient needed five days to recover from the injury to her forehead.

the operation was re-conducted last week by another doctor.

source:  yahoo

Video:Add On Plane

add on plane

new pilot lounge?

Video:Ten Advantages of ADD

ten advantages of add

pete quily has created a top ten list of reasons why add can be useful in the ever changing world of technology.

1. the ability to hyperfocus.

hours of full engagement and concentration in a task, if you find it interesting. you can get into the zone and be totally immersed in what you’re doing while the outside world disappears. when i went on the net for the first time in 1993 at an internet cafe i got on the machine at 8 pm and around 4 am decided it was time to go home.

2. rapid fire mind.

your brain processes information at hyperspeed. you can do things in 30 minutes on a computer that might take other people hours. downside if you’re stuck with an old machine and not enough ram you’ll be frustrated cause it can’t keep up with the speed of your brain.

3. multitasking at will.

able to run 14 apps at a time and effortlessly switch between each without breaking a sweat. able to do several projects at a time with ease.

4. high energy level.

you’re able to keep going on a project (if it’s interesting, adders are more into creative and entrepreneurial activities than clerical and repetitive ones). 14-hour days? no problem. adrenaline is my fuel source:)

5. highly creative.

able to think beyond the idea of a box. this comes naturally for adders, while others pay thousands of dollars to try and learn this. since you take in more information than the average person, and you’re easily distractible, you’re more likely to view a problem from many different angles than vanilla people (non adders), and therefore come up with more possible solutions to a problem. need an idea generator? find an adder.

6. quick learner.

if it’s something you’re interested in. add is mainly a condition of boredom; you have no trouble paying attention to something if it’s interesting.

most people find it difficult to do boring or repetitive things but these can often totally shut an adder down. your rapid fire brain + highly creative mind + the ability to hyperfocus equals fast absorption of new information quickly. dr ed hallowell - who has add - said he stopped teaching psychiatry at harvard university because the non-adders brains were just to slow and they took so long to get it. he got tired of being continually frustrated waiting for them to catch up to the add students.

7. stimulus seeking brain.

a perfect match for the wired world, an under stimulated brain and an over stimulated virtual environment. being an info junkie can be a good thing. well, not always:)

8. constantly scanning your environment.

allows you to notice more and find information and resource that others miss. also allows you to see possible problems before they arise, and opportunities that others may not see because they have tunnel vision vs. multiplex vision. an adder invented the electronic ticket.

9. great in a crisis.

high energy intense situation? lots of chaos and change? sign me up; i thrive on stimulation, change and chaos. we can create order from chaos effortlessly. we can also create such an environment as well if needed.

10. risk taker.

impulsivity means you’re more willing to take risks and have a bias for action, act now while the opportunity is hot instead of getting into analysis paralysis.

many entrepreneurs have add i.e. paul orfalea who founded kinko’s, jetblue founder and ceo david neeleman who attributes his creativity to add. both are billionaires. imagine how successful a high tech ceo would be if they didn’t take many risks.

this is not to say there are no disadvantages or real problems associated with adders in a high tech career, there most certainly are, and if you don’t learn to manage them, they can a great deal of trouble and grief to your life (and those around you), but that’s another article.

for more information go here.

Video:Tom Green on A.D.D.

tom green on a.d.d.

tom green always makes time to teach kids the facts about a.d.d. and/or a.d.h.d. its hyper-active cousin. he's the perfect spokesperson on this topic.

Video:Violent Femmes - Add it Up Live 1983

violent femmes - add it up live 1983

from a live concert in london in '83.


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