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Video:Have I Got News For You - A different account of the crucifixion

have i got news for you - a different account of the crucifixion

from "have i got new for you".news presenter michael burke recounts a story he once covered concerning a showing of "the passion" play that went slightly wrong.

Video:Flight 93 - Eyewitness Accounts

flight 93 - eyewitness accounts

rare news footage from the crash site of united flight 93, which has never been seen again since 9/11... let's roll?!

Video:WoW Account Cancellation Japanese Remix

wow account cancellation japanese remix

we`ve all seen the original, but the remix is way better.

Video:SteamUser Tries to Steal Account

steamuser tries to steal account

br0kenrabbit says: hi
greg_valveols says: good evening
br0kenrabbit says: what's ip?
br0kenrabbit says: up?
greg_valveols says: my name is greg a member of the valve online support team
br0kenrabbit says: on msn?
greg_valveols says: yes
br0kenrabbit says: why?
greg_valveols says: we logged multiple ips from your account and ned to verifi your information
br0kenrabbit says: my information?
greg_valveols says: we believe someone may have stolen your account mmmm you havent shared youre account infomation with anyone have you? br0kenrabbit says: no. i don't even have it written down. greg_valveols says: hmmm maybe a keylogger on you r pc then maybe you need a format? br0kenrabbit says: well...

greg_valveols says: if you can verify your account information to me i can insure that only your ip have access to it its a new security feature were trying because this happens so muchlogin names and passwords aint safe anymroe you know. l

br0kenrabbit says: well
greg_valveols says: dont worry this connect it secure
br0kenrabbit says: can i be honest with you, greg?
greg_valveols says: k
br0kenrabbit says: look, i don't know how you go this msn account name, don't really care, either.
br0kenrabbit says: unlike you, i do work for valve. trace my ip and you'll see.
greg_valveols says: huh?
greg_valveols says: bs br0kenrabbit says: trace it.
greg_valveols says: how
br0kenrabbit says: start/run/cmd type tracert and then my ip address and hit enter.
greg_valveols says: oh k

br0kenrabbit says: as an employee, i know that valve employees will never contact users over msn. i also know a valve employee will never ask a user for his/her username and password.

br0kenrabbit says: i'm putting a temporary hold on your steam account.
greg_valveols says: why?
br0kenrabbit says: have you read the tos?
greg_valveols says: tod?
greg_valveols says: tos
br0kenrabbit says: terms of service
greg_valveols says: were?
br0kenrabbit says: greg, this is a serious infraction against the tos. you are at risk of losing your account.
greg_valveols says: why
br0kenrabbit says: i just told you why
greg_valveols says: sad.gif

br0kenrabbit says: i need some information from you if you want me to unlock you account. i'm going to write you up but i will only suspend you account for three days, since this is your first infraction, okay? greg_valveols says: k

br0kenrabbit says: first, what is the name the account is registered to. not the user name, the persons real name who created the account. this is for verification purposes.

greg_valveols says: xxxxx xxxxxxx
br0kenrabbit says: is this you?
greg_valveols says: ya
br0kenrabbit says: are you the only user of this account?
greg_valveols says: ya
br0kenrabbit says: okay, and what is the user name
greg_valveols says: xxxxxxxx
br0kenrabbit says: okay.
br0kenrabbit says: i see you have purchased a few of our games, thank you.
greg_valveols says: some. dude
greg_valveols says: m
br0kenrabbit says: do you always log on from the same ip?
greg_valveols says: ya
br0kenrabbit says: and who is your internet providers, your isp?
greg_valveols says: xxxxxxx
br0kenrabbit says: thank you. one moment, please, let me verify this information.
greg_valveols says: am i gonna be bale to play 2nite?
br0kenrabbit says: what is your city of residence?
br0kenrabbit says: that depends on if you cooperate. you're doing fine so far.
greg_valveols says: xxxxxx
br0kenrabbit says: illinios?
greg_valveols says: yes
br0kenrabbit says: okay. and what is the password associated with this account?
greg_valveols says: xxxxxxx
br0kenrabbit says: okay. do not try to log into steam. if you are connected now you need to log off.
greg_valveols says: why
br0kenrabbit says: so i can update your account.
greg_valveols says: can i play 2 nite
greg_valveols says: clan fight
greg_valveols says: wont win without me heh
br0kenrabbit says: heh. you'll have to wait a few minutes. are you logged off?
greg_valveols says: ya
br0kenrabbit says: okay. give me just a moment.
br0kenrabbit says: try to log in now.
greg_valveols says: k
greg_valveols says: it says login failed wtf wtf!!@?
br0kenrabbit says: greg
greg_valveols says: did u ban me???????????>why
br0kenrabbit says: greg
greg_valveols says: what
br0kenrabbit says: valve will never ask for your username and password.
greg_valveols says: what????
br0kenrabbit says: i don't work for valve dude, but you just got pwnt.
greg_valveols says: omg dude wtf why?
br0kenrabbit says: why were you trying to steal my account?
greg_valveols says: i wanst
br0kenrabbit says: then why were you asking for my information?

greg_valveols says: i was just making a joke but not cerious honest dude just give my acount back pllllleeease i'm only 13 and save d up for like a year to buy it

br0kenrabbit says: greg
greg_valveols says: dude pleas
greg_valveols says: what
br0kenrabbit says: go mow some yards, bitch.

Video:WW2 P51 Combat Account

ww2 p51 combat account

amazing first-hand account of two p-51 sorties by ww2 ace clayton gross. including one against an me-262, the first operational german jet fighter.

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  • Date 10/27/2008
  • by Kell

Video:Bank Robber Shows Teller ID And Account Number

bank robber shows teller id and account number

a man walked into a midtown bank last week, gave his name and account number to the teller and showed his id. it was his real name and it was his own account. the id had his picture.

then he handed over a piece of paper -- a receipt -- with a note scribbled on the back.

"i have a gun. give me all the money in your drawer."

the fbi says the man walked out of the alaska usa federal credit union on juneau street with about $600.

it was a less than perfect crime and now the man is in jail, the fbi says. they identified him as jarell paul arnold, 34, and he's being held on a federal bank robbery charge.

according to charges filed in court, the robber walked into the credit union about 1:05 p.m. friday and inquired about the balance on his account. the teller, letecia chroust, asked for his name, account number and photo identification, according to an affidavit filed in court.

after complying, the man slipped chroust the note, the charges say. he didn't show a gun, but had his hand in his jacket like he had one, the charges say. the robber stuffed the cash in his jacket and took off.

the suspect eluded capture as police and fbi agents closed in following the heist. but fbi agent steven payne's curiosity was aroused when he recalled that he had previously arrested the owner of that same bank account, arnold, on a charge of bank robbery back in 2004, according to the affidavit.

in that case, arnold pleaded guilty to the bank robbery charge and was sentenced to 57 months in prison, according to court records.

after confirming through surveillance images that arnold provided his correct identity to the teller, fbi agents arrested him monday. he subsequently admitted he was the robber, though denied he actually had a gun, according to the affidavit.

arnold remains in custody at the anchorage jail, according to the department of corrections.

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Video:Tough Account

tough account

jones applied to a finance agency for a job, but he had no experience. he was so intense that the manager gave him a tough account with the promise that if he collected it, he'd get the job. two hours later, jones came back with the entire amount. "amazing!" the manager said. "how did you do it?" "easy," jones replied. "i told him if he didn't pay up, i'd tell all his other creditors he paid us."

Video:Tough Account

tough account

jones applied to a finance agency for a job, but he had no experience. he was so intense that the manager gave him a tough account with the promise that if he collected it, he'd get the job. two hours later, jones came back with the entire amount. "amazing!" the manager said. "how did you do it?" "easy," jones replied. "i told him if he didn't pay up, i'd tell all his other creditors he paid us."

Video:Eyewitness Accounts

eyewitness accounts

funny sketch involving multiple eyewitnesses.

Video:U.S. Treasury says spying on your bank account is OK

u.s. treasury says spying on your bank account is ok

title is self explanatory. the excuse, once again, is terrorism. nevermind the 99.9% of those whose personal rights are infringed in these warrantless searches.

Video:Trying to Cancel an AOL Account

trying to cancel an aol account

news interview and taped recording of a customer's conversation with a ridiculous operator.


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