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a husband and wife are celebrating their 50th anniversary. that night the wife approaches her husband wearing the exact same sexy little negligee she wore on their wedding night. she looks at her husband and says, "honey, do you remember this?" he looks up at her and says, "yes dear, i do. you wore that same negligee the night we were married." she says, "yes, that's right. do you remember what you said to me that night?" he nods and says, "yes dear, i still remember." "well, what was it?" she asks. he responds, "well honey, as i remember, i said, "ohhhhhhhhh baby, i'm going to suck the life out of those big tits and screw your brains out." she giggles and says, "yes honey, that's it. that's exactly what you said. so, now it's 50 years later, and i'm in the same negligee i wore that night. what do you have to say tonight?" again he looks at her and looks her up and down and replies, "mission accomplished."
a man and his wife go to the site of their honeymoon for their 25th anniversary. as the couple is reflecting on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asks the husband, “when you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?” the husband replies, “all i wanted to do was fuck your brains out and suck your tits dry.” “what are you thinking now?” the wife asks as she undresses. the husband quickly replies: “it looks like i did a pretty good job.”
bush in his flight suit.
a quote from president bush,"major combat operations in iraq have ended. in the battle of iraq, the united states and her allies have prevailed."
from "real time with bill maher" season 7 episode 11
