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Video:Accept - Im a rebel

accept - im a rebel

accept - im a rebel

Video:World Government: Accept or Resist? Part 1

world government: accept or resist? part 1

world government is coming.... and it's coming fast!!! whether it succeeds or not, depends on us... and not on a majority of us (at least not at first), but rather, it depends on whether a much smaller group of freedom fighters will rally the peoples of the world against the new world order masters... so, what will it be with you? do you accept or resist the coming world government?

Video:Do Not Accept Sweets From Strangers

do not accept sweets from strangers

especially if they are heavily armed.

Video: Bad Spelling 'Should Be Accepted'

bad spelling 'should be accepted'

common spelling mistakes should be accepted into everyday use, not corrected, a lecturer has said.

ken smith of bucks new university says the most common mistakes should be accepted as "variant spellings".

fed up with his students' complete inability to spell common english correctly, a british academic has suggested it may be time to accept "variant spellings" as legitimate.

he lists the 10 most commonly misspelt words, which include "arguement" for "argument" and "twelth" for "twelfth".

mr. smith says his proposal, outlined in an article in the times higher education supplement, follows years of correcting the same mistakes.

mr. smith, a criminology lecturer, said: "instead of complaining about the state of the education system as we correct the same mistakes year after year, i've got a better idea.

"university teachers should simply accept as variant spellings those words our students most commonly misspell.

testing the spelling of the general public

"the spelling of the word 'judgement', for example, is now widely accepted as a variant of 'judgment', so why can't 'truely' be accepted as a variant spelling of 'truly'?"

mr smith also suggested adding the word "misspelt" to the list and all those that break the "i before e" rule - weird, seize, neighbour and foreign.

he said he was not asking people to learn to spell words differently.

"all i am suggesting is that we might well put 20 or so of the most commonly misspelt words in the english language on the same footing as those other words that have a widely accepted variant spelling," he added.

source, source

Video:Can't Accept That

can't accept that

one saturday evening a man walked into a bar and said, "excuse me, i would like a pint of beer." the bartender served the man his drink and said, "that will be four dollars." the customer pulled out a twenty-dollar bill and handed it to the bartender. "sorry, sir," the bartender said, "but i can't accept that." so, t he man pulls out a ten-dollar bill, and the bartender rejects his money again. "what's going on here?" the puzzled man asked the barkeep. pointing to a neon sign behind the bar, the bartender explained, "this is a singles bar."

Video:Lawyer Accepts Lap Dances As Payment

lawyer accepts lap dances as payment

a dekalb lawyer was suspended for 15 months thursday for arranging to have a female client perform nude dances for him in exchange for credit on her legal fees, a state commission said.

scott robert erwin, a lawyer since 1980, will begin his suspension oct. 7, according to the illinois attorney registration and disciplinary commission, a branch of the state supreme court that conducts investigations into attorney misconduct.

erwin represented the female client and several of her family members on several different types of cases.

the relationship began in 2001 at heartbreakers, a compton, ill., strip club where, after erwin talked to an exotic dancer, both realized they had talked to each other over the telephone about some pending legal matters, according to the commission's report of the allegations.

erwin agreed to represent her on several legal matters, and they mutually agreed that she perform nude dances for him in his office as a way to cut down on the legal fees, according to the report.

she claimed that on several occasions from february to june in 2002 she would go to his office, remove her clothing and dance for half-hour sessions. she also claimed that erwin continued to go to heartbreakers, where he would pay the $15 entrance fee but wouldn't pay her for performing nude dances.

she claims during the dances at his office, he inappropriately touched her, the report states. he denied any such touching in police interviews.

erwin credited her for $534, but she complained because her bill had reached $7,000, the report states.

the woman went to dekalb police in 2002 about the sexual assault allegations, and an investigation led to a hearing before the dekalb county grand jury in 2003, seeking a charge of criminal sexual assault. the grand jury did not vote for an indictment, the commission report states.

when reached by phone thursday, erwin declined to comment. he has no prior disciplinary action from the state. he was a former chairman of the dekalb county pro bono committee of the dekalb county bar association, according to the commission documents.

the woman, who is no longer an exotic dancer, is married with three children and is a real estate agent, according to the report. source

Video:John Petrucci - Accepting Defeat Guitar Video

john petrucci - accepting defeat guitar video

john petrucci of dream theater and liquid tension experiment provides guitarists with instructions on how to go about learning the guitar.

Video:Accepted Rapist

accepted rapist

still not understanding this. if i had made some hit songs would you let me fondle your child? the answer so far is yes.

Video:World Government; Accept or Resist? Part 2

world government; accept or resist? part 2

if you don't plan on passively accepting the coming world government, here's some tips on common first steps that are possible the world over. the initial objective is to generate a critical mass of active, clear-minded people...


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