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fist of zen

this show is about a group of five male friends that face 10 grueling tasks set by the zen master.

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• 8/16/2007
• by Spiked Mind

Video:

kt tatara - comedy zen stand up

kt`s comedy zen segment.

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• 1/21/2009
• by Dej

Video:

lezley zen

well not exactly zen, you'll agree

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• 6/9/2009
• by Leilah

Video:

zen dogs

if a dog were your teacher you would learn stuff like... - when loved ones come home, always run to greet them. - never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride. - allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy. - when it's in your best interest -- practice obedience. - let others know when they've invaded your territory. - take naps and stretch before rising. - run, romp, and play daily. - thrive on attention and let people touch you. - avoid biting, when a simple growl will do. - on warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass. - on hot days, drink lots of water and lay under a shady tree. - when you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body. - no matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout... run right back and make friends. - delight in the simple joy of a long walk. - eat with gusto and enthusiasm. stop when you have had enough. - be loyal. - never pretend to be something you're not. - if what you want lies buried, dig until you find it. - when someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.

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• 10/17/2008
• by TigerRenko

Video:

zen sarcasm

1. do not walk behind me, for i may not lead. do not walk ahead of me, for i may not follow. do not walk beside me either. just pretty much leave me the hell alone.

2. the journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt or leaky tire.

3. it's always darkest before dawn. so if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

4. don't be irreplaceable. if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

5. always remember that you're unique. just like everyone else.

6. never test the depth of the water with both feet.

7. if you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

8. before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. that way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

9. if at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

10. give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

11. if you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

12. if you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

13. some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.

14. everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

15. the quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

16. a closed mouth gathers no foot.

17. duct tape is like 'the force'. it has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

18. there are two theories to arguing with women. neither one works.

19. generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

20. experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

21. never miss a good chance to shut up.

22. never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

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• 6/13/2006
• by krebstaz

Video:

zen guide to life

some good advice on how to live our lives: do not walk behind me, for i may not lead. do not walk ahead of me, for i may not follow. do not walk beside me either, just f---off and leave me alone.

the journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tyre.

the darkest hours come just before the dawn. so if you're going to steal your neighbour's milk and newspaper, that's the time to do it.

sex is like air. it only becomes really important when you aren't getting any.

don't aspire to become irreplaceable. if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

remember, no-one is listening until you fart.

never forget that you are unique, like everyone else.

never test the depth of the water with both feet.

if you think nobody cares whether you're dead or alive, try missing a couple of mortgage payments

if at first you don't succeed, avoid skydiving.

give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

have you ever lent someone $20 and never seen that person again? it was probably worth it.

if you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

some days we are the flies; some days we are the windscreen.

don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.

good judgment comes from experience, experience comes from bad judgment.

the quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

there are two theories about how to win an argument with a woman. neither one works.

generally speaking, you aren't learning much if your lips are moving.

never miss a good chance to shut up.

experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

when we are born we are naked, wet, hungry, and we get smacked on our arse. from there on in, life gets worse.

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• 2/3/2007
• by ShapeSphere