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while in china, a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time.! a week after arriving back home in the states, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. !
horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor.! the doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results. !
the man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says: "i've got bad news for you --- you've contracted mongolian vd.! it's very rare and almost unheard of here.!
we know very little about it." ! the man looks a little perplexed and says: "well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc." ! the doctor answers: "i'm sorry, there's no known cure.! we're going to have to amputate your penis." !
the man screams in horror, "absolutely not!! i want a second opinion." the doctor replies: "well, it's your choice.! go ahead if you want but surgery is your only choice." !
the next day, the man seeks out a chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.! the chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: "ah, yes, mongolian vd.! vely lare disease." !
the guy says to the doctor: "yeah, yeah, i already know that, but what can we do!! my american doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!" ! the chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: "stupid amelican docta, always want to opelate.! make more money that way..!
no need to opelate!" ! "oh, thank god!", the man replies. ! "yes," says the chinese doctor, "you no worry!! wait two weeks.! fall off by itself!! you save money!
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11/26/2005- by NikNak
